[waterhog]

30p to spend a penny - great idea to pay for up keep or a idea we need to flush ? 17.04.15

this is a new phenomenon
its spreading faster then gonorrhea
is the inventor a angel or a demon
god help you if you have diarrhea.
its not allot of money
i am not shrewd
but its now turning runny
because asking for money is so rude.
some places are free
burger chains are notorious
lots are not at all complementary
others are better then home and glorious.
everyone needs to deposit
it is human nature
now the reader i want to split
your views i have to capture.
do we need more lavatory's
would this help side alley's raw sewage
or would they turn into drug and sex laboratory's
and this is provoking carnage.
please please thoughts by the many
don't dare sit or jump the fence
just got to spend a penny
ohhhhhhhh nooooooooooo has anyone got 30 pence.

https://www.change.org/p/public-toil...d-free-toilets

[kirklancaster]

SHOULD 30 PENCE CAUSE OFFENCE?

Oh Hog, you do bring me mirth
As if 30p was costing the Earth?
'Tis not such a heavy load
When bowel threatens to explode.

And one should only be 'downhearted'
If after paying you only 'farted'
But if you 'unload' Oh what bliss
And a bonus if you also piss.

'30 p' is not such a blow
When not all that long ago
Piss almost covered one's feet
And crabs crawled around the seat.

And 'Newspapers' were needed no more
'Cos we just read the graffiti on the door.
And there was never any loo roll left!
So even 1p cost was just pure theft.

The morning after a spicy curry
It's nice not having to worry
about having to Find A Loo
To unload that Vind A Loo.

So dear Hog do not complain
that 30p is money down the drain
For me it is my firm belief
'tis cheap to gain such relief.

[waterhog]

the hog is getting a blaster
from his best peace the kirklancaster.
if i make you smile then it is returned
because upmost respect has well and truly been earned.
how close we have connected
because openly our toilet issues are not rejected.
i am starting to see you are kakerbooo
kirky baby this could be me and you.
i can not stop as i am late
thanks kirk you have made my day and its no exaggerate.
i will change and give more when i flush
kirklancaster has won me round and on his poetry i have a crush.

( have a great day mate - you made me smile no end. )

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by waterhog

the hog is getting a blaster
from his best peace the kirklancaster.
if i make you smile then it is returned
because upmost respect has well and truly been earned.
how close we have connected
because openly our toilet issues are not rejected.
i am starting to see you are kakerbooo
kirky baby this could be me and you.
i can not stop as i am late
thanks kirk you have made my day and its no exaggerate.
i will change and give more when i flush
kirklancaster has won me round and on his poetry i have a crush.

( have a great day mate - you made me smile no end. )

Hog - I'm truly glad that you're my mate,
'Cos the topics you raise are always great.
And you always make such sense -
Like this latest on the 30 pence.

Anyone reading you must confess
That you deserve to be FLUSH with success
But as long as you're my friend
They can say we're both ROUND THE BEND.

To me Hog you are The Man
with other poets down the PAN
I love everything you've ever writ
'Cos none of it is ever SHiT

Whenever you write there is no doubt
That you never, ever PISS about.
And your intellect has me yearning
That I'd attended a SEAT of learning.

So keep on writing and remember
On Tibb you are a valued member
If others try to criticise you
I'll make sure they meet their WATER LOO.


Take care Hog and YOU have a great day.

[waterhog]

hi kirky baby - just in and read this first - i was feeling low and depressed and you have picked me up no end with your poem. it was brilliant.

thank you thank you thank you thank you

ohhhhhhh kirky thanks again. i am overwhelmed. i got go out now. have a good Friday.

[arista]

Hog Lucky its just 30P

Soon it will be a 50p


Hog how can Camden
fund the bogs


Roll on the Election
Get those feckers Out

[waterhog]

why are you giving them ideas arista ? 50P shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hope noone is reading this ? just a clip on this front page of property's prices, you can see how deprived camden is and what a dreadful place it is to live. they are trying so bad to flog the property's instead of putting 28 k they put £28 000 000 to sell it as if it is a bargain as if to say can you believe as house is only 28 ? and then they put 6 o's after it as if to say OOOOOO what a bargain!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arista]

Originally Posted by waterhog

why are you giving them ideas arista ? 50P shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hope noone is reading this ? just a clip on this front page of property's prices, you can see how deprived camden is and what a dreadful place it is to live. they are trying so bad to flog the property's instead of putting 28 k they put £28 000 000 to sell it as if it is a bargain as if to say can you believe as house is only 28 ? and then they put 6 o's after it as if to say OOOOOO what a bargain!!!!!!!!!!!!

I sent your thread to the Feckers at Camden Council.

Vote Them Out

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by arista

I sent your thread to the Feckers at Camden Council.

Vote Them Out

You are a treasure Arista. Whoever wins the election should put you in charge of ALL our armed services.

AND I'M NOT FECKING JOKING.

[Northern Monkey]

Well i just spent 40p for a lag,
Now i'm Considering getting a piss bag!
It was in the train station,For that price i almost considered masterbation!
Anyway before i departed i made sure i farted,
Just to get some worth for the money i just parted.
(True story,It was 40p for a pee)

[Vicky.]

Meh. Around here theres a tesco or a wetherspoons on every corner pretty much and they let you use the loos for free

(though I have NEVER been able to just use the loo in a pub/restaurant, I always feel like I should buy something...so really my 'free' wee ends up costing like 2 quid for my half of coke )

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by arista

Hog Lucky its just 30P

Soon it will be a 50p


Hog how can Camden
fund the bogs


Roll on the Election
Get those feckers Out

Camden is ONE BIG TOILET

what a fecking borough

[LeatherTrumpet]

in my river its FREE

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by EyeballPaul

Well i just spent 40p for a lag,
Now i'm Considering getting a piss bag!
It was in the train station,For that price i almost considered masterbation!
Anyway before i departed i made sure i farted,
Just to get some worth for the money i just parted.
(True story,It was 40p for a pee)

hello mr eyeball
your peace was said loud and stands tall.

[JoshBB]

I don't understand why we are so obsessed with monetising everything. Something as basic as going to the toilet is a necessity and should be free.

[arista]

Originally Posted by JoshBB

I don't understand why we are so obsessed with monetising everything. Something as basic as going to the toilet is a necessity and should be free.

It costs money
to keep clean
not every Council
can afford the funding

[Kizzy]

In some public loos in Leeds they've been 20p for a long time that's a small price to pay to have an attendant in situ to keep the place clean, as said there are places to go if you want to go for free.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

In some public loos in Leeds they've been 20p for a long time that's a small price to pay to have an attendant in situ to keep the place clean, as said there are places to go if you want to go for free.

True.

Slightly off topic - Every documentary I've watched; Street Crime, Night Cops etc, usually shows up 3 cop vehicles and to 5 cops tackling a guy peeing in the street and he gets issued with a £40,.00 On The Spot fine. Not bad 'Cost Effectiveness' - cost up to £1,000 to collect £40.00? Still, it's a dearer pee than 20p or even 40p for the perpetrator

[bitontheslide]

I have no idea why no-one has yet come up with the concept of a porta potty and then banks to deposit said used potty's into. Could be a great little earner, and would be great for the environment.

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

True.

Slightly off topic - Every documentary I've watched; Street Crime, Night Cops etc, usually shows up 3 cop vehicles and to 5 cops tackling a guy peeing in the street and he gets issued with a £40,.00 On The Spot fine. Not bad 'Cost Effectiveness' - cost up to £1,000 to collect £40.00? Still, it's a dearer pee than 20p or even 40p for the perpetrator

£1000 for what? I say make it £100 fine for peeing in the street, dirty basts!

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

£1000 for what? I say make it £100 fine for peeing in the street, dirty basts!

Phew!! I AGREE with you again!

I was calculating the probable cost of 3 police vehicles and 5 cops pissing about (no pun intended) with a dirty drunk for half an hour or more all for a £40.00 fine. So I agree on the fine being larger. It should at least cover the cost to the tax payer.

[waterhog]

i think you lot are forgetting something - where are the police to arrest these people ? are they going to wait in every street incase someone needs a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ?