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30-03-2003, 06:25 AM | #1 | |||
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I have recently come across this announcement on the net.
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30-03-2003, 09:55 AM | #2 | |||
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Maybe their robots could be reprogramed to come and 'spring clean ' my house !
No I havn't seen it anywhere Sticks . |
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30-03-2003, 12:27 PM | #3 | ||
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Of course 1ST APRIL would be exactly the time to do this wouldn't it Sticks
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30-03-2003, 12:44 PM | #4 | |||
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30-03-2003, 12:45 PM | #5 | |||
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I do too
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30-03-2003, 10:00 PM | #6 | |||
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I, of course, have my 'woman who does' and she takes care of everything darling - BUT, if their rates are reasonable (have to look after the pennies sweetie) I may give these Network Maintenance staff people a little go.
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31-03-2003, 08:32 PM | #7 | |||
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I am rapidly becoming a woman who 'doesn't'....in the house work sense of course and would love a woman who 'does' instead of living in squaler most of the time . |
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31-03-2003, 10:14 PM | #8 | |||
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Life is far too short to worry about whether the carpet's been vacuumed or whether that really is dust on top of the bookshelf. There are books to read, films to see, TV to watch, food to be eaten & forums to post on - all of which take prior claim! Live your life as though today is your last day - one day it will be! |
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01-04-2003, 07:15 AM | #9 | |||
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01-04-2003, 10:55 AM | #10 | ||
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Nice one James.
I'm really going to rush out and buy this. LOL |
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01-04-2003, 11:12 AM | #11 | ||
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I like this one from The Mirror online....
STAR Trek-style teleportation may be years away but scientists have made a breakthrough in teleporting dead objects. Advanced digital compression techniques and replicating molecular clusters have led to scientists at BTexact, BT's research arm, coming up with an unexpected future use for teleporting... the transportation of takeaway food. A microwave-like device scans the meal (and in this case they're working with a curry shop) and sends the quantum information about it across the network to recreate it at the far end. More details of this are on www.btexact.com/curry |
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01-04-2003, 12:12 PM | #12 | |||
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veh veh clever sticks!!!
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01-04-2003, 01:11 PM | #13 | ||
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I love the April 1 spoof articles in the papers and especially when people start taking them really seriously that's often funnier than the original.
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01-04-2003, 01:15 PM | #14 | ||
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There's a program on ITV tonight that should be worth a watch as it's all about April Fools that have appeared in the media over the years.
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01-04-2003, 01:17 PM | #15 | ||
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01-04-2003, 06:06 PM | #16 | |||
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Anyone else remember seeing this in their formative years ? |
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01-04-2003, 06:17 PM | #17 | |||
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01-04-2003, 07:37 PM | #18 | ||
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I must admit Boris that I remember that one as well.
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01-04-2003, 09:10 PM | #19 | |||
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02-04-2003, 01:12 AM | #20 | |||
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This is one from my mother when I was a child, it's not a April Fools Day one, but a New Years Eve.
If you go to the corner of the street today you will see a man with a many noses as days in the year, it puzzled me for a few years till I caught |
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02-04-2003, 06:25 PM | #21 | |||
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Had to concentrate for that one Disco lady
And ... come come Lee, you are Not old enough to remember the Spaghetti harvest I am sure. Perhaps you saw it 'remembered 'on another programme. |
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05-04-2003, 04:37 PM | #22 | |||
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05-04-2003, 06:09 PM | #23 | |||
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Thanks, James. Some of them made me chuckle, like the Richard Branson one, but the Spaghetti Harvest is definitely the cream of the crop.
Was it really in 1957? |
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01-04-2010, 07:03 AM | #24 | |||
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Let's just say, I'm a sucker for the classics
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31-03-2012, 05:13 PM | #25 | |||
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See this urgent link
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