[MB.]

Into the top 50 we go!

#50



Points: 44
Votes: 4

She’s representing all the gays in this ranking, everyone! Whether they like it or not! I don’t think anyone’s come out of the gates making a stronger first impression on… well, us lot on this show in a while, and since her VT was pretty much her pouting and repeating “I love the UK! I love gays!” on a loop, she was guaranteed to be an early favourite. And that’s where Katie Hopkins comes in. I’m one of the people who feels that Michelle went wrong as soon as she contradicted one of her own mantras by sucking up to Hopkins, and whilst that’s been duly rectified since, it did kind of cast a shadow over her time in the house. Still, that said, she seems like a good person, if not the greatest judge of character. I can’t think of much else new to say in the way of Celebrity Big Brother 15 and it’ll just make me sad if I continue so onwards and upwards, eh?

[reece(:]

Ciera

[Black Dagger]

Michelle Visage was atrocious.

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by MB.

Into the top 50 we go!

#50



Points: 44
Votes: 4

She’s representing all the gays in this ranking, everyone! Whether they like it or not! I don’t think anyone’s come out of the gates making a stronger first impression on… well, us lot on this show in a while, and since her VT was pretty much her pouting and repeating “I love the UK! I love gays!” on a loop, she was guaranteed to be an early favourite. And that’s where Katie Hopkins comes in. I’m one of the people who feels that Michelle went wrong as soon as she contradicted one of her own mantras by sucking up to Hopkins, and whilst that’s been duly rectified since, it did kind of cast a shadow over her time in the house. Still, that said, she seems like a good person, if not the greatest judge of character. I can’t think of much else new to say in the way of Celebrity Big Brother 15 and it’ll just make me sad if I continue so onwards and upwards, eh?

And now this hypocrite, fully expecting Chloe Goodman or Austin Armacost to win now

[Daniel-X]

Michelle was an awful HM despite me actually liking her irl.

[MB.]

#=48



Points: 45
Votes: 5

Grandma Meg will perhaps be better remembered for (quite literally) falling on her face during PoV comps and drunkenly rubbing herself up on Clay whilst crying about how she can’t wait to take him out on the piss in New York rather than her intricate game play, but any friend of James, Jackie and – eventually – Becky is a friend of mine and she’s definitely managed to earn her place as one of your favourite 90 reality stars of the year. Let’s just pretend that there was never any hint of a ‘will they/won’t they’ with her and James in the edit, shall we? Good.

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#=48



Points: 45
Votes: 2

You do make my job difficult sometimes, you lot. “It’s the Perez show!” he cried. I would… beg to differ, but he certainly did a lot in the Celebrity Big Brother 15 house. Whether any of the things that he did were in any way morally defensible is up to you to decide, but I suppose he did wind up Katie Hopkins which judging by her Twitter feed and general aura is actually laughably easy but I’m trying desperately to think of a positive here and that’ll have to do. Back to MS Paint you go, Perez. #teamwill.i.am

[Jamie89]

Oh, Katie Hopkins is going to be on this list, isn't she

[Macie Lightfoot]

Ciera is awful lmao she might be my non-Spencer/Savage least favorite

and Michelle Visage was just so embarrassing. However I still am a fan of "I did this *snaps* which is clapping in the gay community"

[Lostie!]

Meg

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Lostie!

Yes, I was that one vote for Monica.

I voted for Monica

[Ross.]

Meg

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

And now this hypocrite, fully expecting Chloe Goodman or Austin Armacost to win now

...am I supposed to be dreading a Chloe Goodman win or something?

[MB.]

#=46



Points: 46
Votes: 4

Also known as: Godfrey Mangwiza: The Lady Pleaza, The Sleeping Giant, and erm, probably others. Anyway, Godfrey was probably one of the best players in this year’s Big Brother Canada, as evidenced by him finishing runner-up and his ability to play both alliances by the end, showing a strong social game. But I know you’re not really here for that. I know you’re here for that time he managed to successfully flip the house, flip the game, flip Jordan out of the house and set Big Brother Canada 3 on the right track after a fairly shaky start. Who knows who’d have won otherwise? Bruno? Don’t make me larf.

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#=46



Points: 46
Votes: 4

Ah, Sherrie, the walking gif that she is. In the midst of the Farrah/Austin/Jenna/James/Janice/Bobby Davro/#CBBSTEVICHLOEJASMINE-fuelled heat of Celebrity Big Brother 16, it was nice for Sherrie – whenever the editing suite remembered that she existed – to have a little moment, looking appalled at Fatman Scoop asking her if she had a sex tape or lying in the bath drinking her wine or going arse over tit into the bushes in the garden whilst partaking in an otherwise tranquil morning walk. When so much was going on, not all of it intelligible, I can’t begin to tell you how welcome it was to have Sherrie’s jolly face pop up once an episode to tell an anecdote about the time she bumped into Joan Collins in Waitrose and one thing led to another and, well, the wedding reception was lovely (may I also take this opportunity to mourn the (lack of) presence of Gail Porter from this ranking. What could have been </3)

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

and Michelle Visage was just so embarrassing. However I still am a fan of "I did this *snaps* which is clapping in the gay community"

Omg I remember when she did that, so ridiculous

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Michelle was an awful HM despite me actually liking her irl.

I'm the opposite to this, with Perez. I think I'm one of the few that liked him as a HM (but I don't think I'd like him in real life.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

I voted for Monica

He means in the actual countdown, not the poll

[Ross.]

Sherrie <33333333333333

Queen of RTV 2015!

[Cal.]

I voted for her in the countdown and gave her 15 points!

[reece(:]

Ewww why is Pigrez in this.

George - hot
Michelle - basic but loved her.
Meg - basic
Godfrey - hilarious king
Sherrie - bland

[MB.]

#=44



Points: 48
Votes: 5

The Big Brother mob get a lot of stick, and if you want to know why, Jenna’s entrance is a good example (see also: Mensah, Adjoa). Heavy boos and chants of ‘who are ya’ for, erm, the world’s most famous porn star. Look at that crowd and tell me that not one of those people watches porn. In fact, going to a Big Brother live show is probably the first time most of them have been out of the house since 1995. They’ve all got right arms like Popeye. Anyway… err, yes. The mob are awful human beings. So how did Jenna Jameson prove them wrong once in the crowd? Join up with another hated housemate and make herself one of the house’s main targets is what she did. And so, Jarrah were born. Credit to the producers on this one, as the secret house twist within a twist within a Twistos Twist was the first original idea they’ve had in years, and it worked to great effect. After all, it gave us Jenna’s now infamous (in perhaps only my mind) “McDonald’s eyebrows” quote. Anyway, the secret house twist twist twist really only made her and Farrah more disliked, both within the house and outside of it (personally I’d have much rather she didn’t buddy up to Austin, but I’m sure my feelings about him are well documented enough by this point), and the two of them were evicted in quick succession, a matter of days apart. Even then, Jenna’s exit was overshadowed by Janice Dickinson’s. Oh well, thanks for the entertainment. And your pure, slightly unnatural hatred of Bobby Davro. Someone had to.

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#=44



Points: 48
Votes: 2

Funny lady sang funny song about crumble. It’s funny, you see? (I actually did like Lorraine Bowen in spite of the fact that even though she was a well-known comedian and circuit performer, the show tried their damndest to make it seem as if a crazy old lady had wandered onto the stage with a microphone and a Two Fat Ladies cookbook. I’ve just written a hell of a lot of these write-ups by this point and I need a sit down). Well done on being the highest-ranking Britain’s Got Talent contestant! (also at this point I was running out of colours to pick, hence why the Survivor and Celebrity Big Brother 15 colours are the same. Not that you’d be able to tell, of course. Ahem)

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

I voted for her in the countdown and gave her 15 points!

I didn't receive it if you did...

(ah well, she's in there anyway)

[Ross.]

I paid MB to dispose of your vote since it had Monica in it Cal

[MB.]

#43



Points: 50
Votes: 4

The Big Brother UK 16 endgame was a bizarre one. In fact, the series of Big Brother UK 16 as a whole was a bizarre one. Nobody knew quite why they were there what they were doing, and so everybody threw as much at out there to see what would stick (it turns out, Amy & Sally, cups don’t stick to walls). That includes the producers. It’s highly likely that the show switched to a new set of producers every few days, given the number of storylines picked up and dropped, the number of housemates picked up and dropped, the times that tasks would be repeated for days on end until somebody behind the screens woke up and decided to press the fast-forward button for a laugh. Quite amazingly, somebody who was there on Day 1 managed not only to survive all of this nonsense, but come out of the rather harrowing experience as the winner. That was Chloe Wilburn. A nice enough housemate in the early weeks, her highlight was probably being the Dark Lord or the Sith Lord or the Dark Knight Rises or whatever it was that she was supposed to be, you know the task I’m on about. The rest of the time, she was a nice, background presence. Then things began to change. Marcqk O’Bloody Neill came in and Chloe showed anger for the first time. Simon “Gross By Name” Gross came in and Chloe cried for the first time (I think? Unless the first week’s egg shortage really got to her or something, idk). As the producers threw more figurative shit at her, she began to come alive more as a housemate, eventually culminating in that glorious occasion when, following the 87th round of face-to-face nominations in one week, Chloe stood up and went around the sofas, pointing out how fame-hungry each of her fellow housemates were (having been nominated for being “normal”. Again, I think, I’ve blocked most of BB16 out). Despite a load of crap being thrown at her in the final week, including a campaign to get her out for some reason – which I had come to terms with when I assumed the series was Joel’s too lose, making me even happier that it failed – she won the thing, and this write-up is making about as much narrative sense as Big Brother 16 did so I’ll be quiet now. Just give the girl her damn fireworks already.

[Mitchell]

Perez beating Michelle <3,

Lorraine and Sherrie

[Jamie89]

Looking forward to Austin's write up

(If he's made the list)

[reece(:]

Jenna and Chloe<3