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27-12-2015, 09:04 AM | #1 | ||
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after christmas poetry sale - blame - your seduction 27.12.15
come in and come closer it is the sale of the century this deal is hotter then any samosa i insist its one at a time policy entry. you have everything you need all at a bargain price self advertising is this feed a phone box advert that will entice. 70% off my dignity so 30% is a deal cram in now and feel the humidity what your eyes see is real. yes you can haggle try and get me lower i am as solid as a rock and no fraggle not even tempted if you are a good blower. 10% more and not one more penny so you are paying less then a third i have been robbed by many at mathematics i was no nerd. only 20% left to hold i can make one more reduction your skill has left me cold my poetry is free and i blame you seduction. |
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27-12-2015, 09:57 AM | #2 | |||
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Nice poem, Waterhog. CHRISTMAS TELLY Oh what happened to the Christmas telly As I stare at the box, filling my belly With turkey and mince pies Till they come out my eyes Watching the box, there's nothing on Please ITV, BBC, I mean, come on You get paid huge sums to make TV shows And what you you screen, Heaven knows Just absolute rubbish from wall to wall Look I am by no means a know-all But I know my stuff Not meaning to be gruff I know what's good Like a good Brunt should TV telly at Christmas is ****e And for this I'll fight Better TV shows I want now How the heck we get 'em I know how Put on a DVD of my choice No, no, not the Best of Max Boyce! A horror film for me Look, come and see Dracula, tis the title of the DVD Not really fit for Christmas TV. |
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27-12-2015, 10:40 AM | #3 | ||
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what can I say brunt - 100% really enjoyed that and its so true.
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27-12-2015, 01:32 PM | #4 | |||
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28-12-2015, 08:29 AM | #5 | ||
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I hope its all above board what you are watching brunt ?
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