sixteen to one - run down of all HM (warning - longest poem ever) 06.01.15
firstly i will congratulate
this is going to be a show stopper
emma willis was gold its no exaggerate
but the icing was no teeny booper.
first to enter
size alone will cause a tremor
ms collins is the earth center
a jungle walk out is my hope for gemma.
second to have spillage
now i am going to be a defender
he may well be the only gay in CBB village
but i love christian aka john the eastender.
also from the square
danialla who also admits cosmetic surgery
with out tea and fags she will dis pare
is she like sam mitchel or is that forgery.
not into the dumbfactor
don,t even care if he got the crown
christopher is going to have to be a actor
because this could just bring on a breakdown.
this will be no epiphany
not even got fever
one to watch is tiffany
but is she really the head b??? diva.
onto number six
yes he looks rugged but sweet
is darren the tabloids fix
or can his perception change and beat.
the seventh is in reach
its megan and no deceiving
shes known for x- on the beach
did i say she does not like healthy breathing.
number eight is a loony toon
a few shillings spare
winston this is not any time soon
you are zero to be mayor.
the ninth is a bit wacko
david has got modesty
its no big thing he new jacko
to me its no legacy.
number 10 is reality stardom
his stupidity is no trick
scotty will never get a pardon
for naming himself as turbo ????.
number 11 gives me interest
kristina rihanoff is making me fizzy
with her i am going to invest
as just like me she has to keep busy.
johathan was number twelve
more reality tv trash
i would not into the kardasens delve
it would cause a crash.
unlucky for some is thirteen
but angie will be no labyrinth maze
i expect dignity and all clean
mrs bowie will amaze.
stephanie is no chokes
even if chat is repetitive
shes from hollyoakes
did i say she is so talkative.
number 15 will scar
you will say what the heck
jeremy will never be a shinning star
because of the pollution on his neck.
last to full down
nancy who i will watch
will she be the queen with the crown
or will her profile botch.
john and darren in the cell
would they self reward and be cruel
the first test was swell
but will they regret opting to eat gruel.
http://bigbrother.channel5.com/
Angie Bowie,
sixteen to one - run down of all HM (warning - longest poem ever)
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