[waterhog]

paparazzi in hampstead village 08.02.16





in hampstead village

something was breaking

this guys jeep was not vintage

it pulled over and a camera was firing with no shaking.

just along from barclays

looking over to the little alley

it was getting continuous photo sprays

but i failed to see the celeb in the gallery.

it was like a gun machine

the photographer was like the hazard of duke

then faster then a cat got cream

a quick sprint and camera down like cool hand luke.

with my eyes i did follow

flicking over to the lane

then i had a thought that was shallow

but new there is no news in the phone box box drain.

i suppose time will equal

when drinking tea and paper on my lap

the person involved won't be sweet like treacle

they will be cursing that sneaky pap.


( can anyone tell me who it was yesterday sunday 7 feb ? - was you in hampstead - did you see ? )

[billy123]

Prince Phillip escaped again and was seen power wanking in a hedge but luckily Liz managed to bundle him into the car and return him to his padded room.