[Pete.]

PETER JOZZEPPI BURNS

QUOTES

'I think I'm more well known for my cosmetic surgery than any record I've ever made which is really quite fine by me'
'I don't look like this to shock people, I'm like this because I need to be like this. I don't want to be a woman, I just want to be this way'
'Hey I don't have a problem with other people, they usually have a problem with me'
'I'm not a team player, I play for myself'
'I feel like I've been fired out of a cannon and I'm going into bladder failure'
'[Michael: How weird was that? Did you find that weird?] In these ****ing shoes?'
'Who are you? Maggot... Maggot?'
'[Jodie: I think we've met before] I don't think so I've seen you in papers and things. [Jodie: You know my friend Kyle] Who's Kyle?'
'Who are you? [George: George Galloway, I'm a Member of Parliament] Oh whoops!'

'Chantelle: I'm in a girl band called Kandyfloss
Pete: Oh poor you'
'Chantelle: I love your hair
Pete: Oh thank you its somebody else's.'
'I feel like a cat, I need to piss on the ground to mark my territory'
'[About Celebrity vaginas] Well a twat's a twat innit'
'Goldie Looking Chain? Is that a group?'
'[Dennis ignores Pete and Jodie] HII! I'm Pete
'Rula: There's only one shower
Pete: Oh friggin hell'
'We have to be resigned to the actual hard cold fact that they're probably going to wake us up at 7 in the morning and we are all going to look crumbled laundry and feel like sh*t'
'BB: What do you think of the house itself Pete?
Pete: It's vile. It looks like a bad LSD induced trip to IKEA.'

'Oh I'm freaking out. Oh god I've never been anywhere and had to unpack my own things and I dunno what's in the suitcase and I need my boyfriend to do it!'
'I'm actually having a huge anxiety attack. It's the bathroom thing. I feel a bit traumatised by it. For medical reasons there should be a lock there as in when anyone walks in on me when I'm in the bathroom or shower I'll kill them. Or I'll forget and walk in on Jodie having a poo or something, it's awful.'
'I use the bathroom as my own meditational space and I get very very agitated that someone could walk in and I could be doing a pee and I can't poo... at all
'[To Faria] I guess [the British public] think you're the whore of Babylon'
'[About his coat] How many Colobus monkeys will get to be on Big Brother and go to Harrods shopping?'
'Your makeup's been tested on animals. Your hair dye's been tested on animals.'
'Well I didn't kill it, it was a gift'
'I'm being lectured on animals, and I like animals. But I like me better.'
'I think of myself totally as a man. If I wanted to be a woman I'd do a better job of it'
'I don't think I look like a woman. I think that's a very naïve view. I don't see any woman that look like me and I don't see any men that look like you [Chantelle].'
'Does it make you [Chantelle] a cross dresser because you wear trousers?'
'Men's clothes are largely boring, so why should men be constricted to them?'
'There are some newsreaders that wear more makeup than me, but they do a better job of making it less obvious'
'You've got to be quite a strong man to do what I do day to day, I've been like this round the clock since I was 13 years old'
'I guess I committed the first socially unacceptable crime by having a gorilla coat.'
'[About homosexuality] Filthy, dirty, disgusting disease!'
'Rula: We tried to adopt when I was 40 and we were told we were too old.
Pete: Because you're a dried up husk'
'Michael: What is Kandyfloss' biggest hit single?
Pete: Three blind mice?'

'I chant **** off, **** off, **** off, **** off...'
'Chantelle goes into the DR
Pete: Am I allowed to come in?
Chantelle: No
Pete: ****ing bitch'
'What is she doing in that Diary Room? Searching for a bloody G-spot?'
'Dennis is you go in there before me I'm gonna rip your cock off'
'Is she [Chantelle] singing? If that's what you call it'

'[About Jodie] I think she's either thick as pig ****, or she needs extreme help, or it's very calculated to inflict guilt'
'[Mimicking Jodie] Oh I'd like a bit of ball action if spin the bottle came up. Do you want to see my vagina? I once gave a lap dance and he came in his pants, it's fantastic. I've had an orgy with 5 girls at once, I've got all the polaroids, I've got 5,000 polaroids of my boyfriend's cocks. I like to watch myself in the mirror really ****ing because it makes me like a pornstar. Oh I'd never do porn.'
'You know you could take a horse to water and you can't make it drink, you could take a ***** to culture (?) but you can't make her think.'
'Michael, was it meant to make us feel afraid that she said we're all going to end up in her [Jodie] updated book or pamphlet.'
'I'm cringing so much I'm turning my head inside out.'
'It's like an alcoholic saying "Everyone says I'm an alcoholic" and going [mimicking drinking wine] "glug-glug-glug"'
'Jodie: If someone chopped you up and peeled all your skin off...
Pete: It would be beautiful'
'I actually hope when I'm dead someone stuffs me and puts me in the living room.'
'I would like to be embalmed and put on display prominently'
'She's an imbecile. Don't put yourself in the firing line if you can't take the bullet wounds.'
'Do you think me saying that she's stupid makes me vicious? No she's really intelligent, she's highly intellectual, and I'm sure her book puts Dostoevsky to shame.'
'My ass is real!'

'Some of her [Jodie's] views on things I find absolutely abhorrent to my principles.'
'I wouldn't piss on her if she burst into flames'.
'I felt like I was born into the wrong vessel.'
'Jodie: 20 minutes before I walked through that door I was told my dad wouldn't be here because he was ill.
Pete: Oh here we go.'
'I think you've just pulled a crying stunt on camera because you want more sympathy. I mean I've never heard something as opportunistically sympathy grabbing as 'I swore my dad was ill? Oh do you think I poisoned by dad?' No he's on blood pressure tablets, he was feeling sick that's why couldn't come to the red carpet. And that worried you?'

'[About nomination results] I wish they'd just posted me a letter'
'Are we meant to turn on each other and go 'Did you vote for me? Did you vote for me?'
'Traci: She [Jodie] did say which one of you voted for me
Pete: I did!
Traci: Can you say that?
Pete: I don't care, I've just said it.'
'[About the task] For our uniform... surely we can accessorise?'
'I want to establish this, can we accessorise? It's the only thing that separates us from animals.'
'I've never seen a pig wear nice earrings'
'BB: This is Big Brother, the storeroom is now open for housemates to collect their uniforms.
[Pete and Chantelle sprint]
Pete: Back off bitch!'
'Is that it? Clogs? I need to see Big Brother right away.'
'I have an issue here. I haven't worn a flat shoe for a minute in about 18 years. The tendons at the back of my knees are shortened, have you ever seen me bare foot or in flat shoes? What's the first thing I put on? Heels.'
'Rula: Go and see Big Brother because if you penalise the right of the house.
Pete: If I told you to take your top off...'
'My first steps were in my mother's white stilettoes.'
'I'm not going to stand around like a twat with achy legs.'
'Rula: Darling I have a really bad left foot.
Pete: So?'
'Rula, you know what... **** off. Today you've really got on my nerves. Just get out of my face, you're not me mother.'
'Great. Yeah there is two toilets, you can **** and piss in the other one, I can only use that one to get ready.'
'There's a debate about the uniform, but Rula's got a bad foot and she's willing to wear a clog. So I've just told Rula to go **** herself.'
'I'll fast for two days. She's not going to rehabilitate me domestically and I've just said it like it is, **** off Rula.'
'She [Chantelle] is probably being coerced into doing topless modelling because it makes loads of money.'
'[About Faria eating spinach for the task] It's basically being forced to eat ****.'
'I'm not using reverse psychology, I want out.'
'I'm not into this zen ****, I think she's a scheming manipulative bitch.'
'I am freaked out about my bloody G-strings. They keep disappearing as well.

'I nominated George because I felt so sorry for the younger people if they went and they took it as a rejection.'
'I wouldn't take it very badly if I did go. I do have to say the house would be a duller place without me.'
'I think I'm the designated decoration.'
'I'm ****ing shocked ****less she [Jodie] got turfed out. I would have put money on it. No way.'

'You know I can be a bit hysterical and by now I could have resorted to ... bad ways.']
'I'm borderline hysterical.'
'I adore Dennis as well, Dennis who I've renamed Fluffy.'
'Maybe the British public who view go "oh look at that twat, so desperate for attention."'
'I kinda like a hot-house plant, I need to be in my own greenhouse.'
'By the time I leave I'll look like a mix of Bella Emberg and Rolf Harris.'
'[Emerges from toilet] Panic poos almost'
'Ow my ****ing ankle. Now more bruises, ya ****ing bastard.'
'[At Jodie's 1st eviction outfit] I wouldn't swill out of a stable like that.'
'[At Jodie's eviction] All dressed up for nothing.'
'I even shaved me legs.'
'Pete: [To Preston about Jodie] Who's gonna strip for your party?
Michael: She's come back for that.
Pete: True for 50 quid.'
'[About Traci's Birthday Present] Maybe it's 500 cigarettes and she doesn't smoke.'
'She [Rula] is a lovely, lovely woman. I just told her to **** off.'

'My box is thinner than anyone's. Can we just get in and have a sleep?'
'It's like a ****ing Yoko Ono exhibition this'
'George! Take command!'
'Can we make a decision about who's last out the ****ing box?'
'Pete: Can we all agree on Rula [to win the task]?
*Various people say no*
Pete: Oh **** off ya bunch of slags'
'George! Can you ask the fools again?'
'[Pete leaves box after 10 mins] Hang on I thought Prestood was out?'
'Chantelle: It's not about who wins, I just think it's funny that we're all in a box.
Pete: Well you ****in stay in there love'
'Faria: I'm undecided
Pete: Well make a decision you dumb blimp'
'It's typical Americans'
'George: Dennis annoyed me. He kept saying, 'I don't give a ****. I don't give a ****'
Pete: Well that's why Bush is in power isn't it.'
*Pete falls asleep listening to Jimmy Savile talking about Barrymore*
'Chantelle: Did you ask for anything Pete
Pete: I asked for £700,000 right now. No I asked for more modest things I want to get out of here. But I don't think that's realistic is it?'
'I should have asked for 5,000 cigarettes.'
'BB: If you bring a cigar to the diary room, Big Brother will give you 20 cigarettes.
Pete: But then I'll have to share them.'
'Rula is really getting up the crack of my arse and she's a lovely woman'
'Pete: Did you ask what your prize was?
Rula: My thighs?
Pete: Your prize. From the box task *in posh voice*
Big Brother: Would Rula come to the diary room?
Pete: There you go babe'

'If I was Preston's girlfriend I'd chew the face off you [Chantelle] when you get out of here.'
'I'd cut his cock off and make him swallow it.'
'They're probably at your girlfriend's door going "what do you think of Preston copping off with this blonde slapper whose had they're knockers out every 2 minutes?"'
'Your [Chanelle's] ****ing poached eggs have been all over those magazines'
'The sad thing is when you grow older your brain cells diminish, so you're in real trouble.'
'Next time you get your teeth flossed, make sure they can do it with your brain as well with plague removal.'
'You can't be as dumb as you act. Are you potty trained?'
'Pete: Who trained you to use the toilet?
Chantelle: My mum.
Pete: How old were you?
Chantelle: I ain't got a clue.
Pete: Was it recent?'
'Pete: Can you cross the road unaided?
Chantelle: Yes
Pete: In a pram or on your feet?
Chantelle: On my feet
Pete: *walks away* Just checking.'
'[Looking at pamper hamper] Are we all going to sit using that stuff or gasping for cigarettes. We can't go to the shower, hog it and use all of that can we?'
'We're living in wartime conditions. None of us have the space to use any of these products and the majority of us are going insane through caffeine withdrawal and nicotine withdraw, me more than others because it's the staples of my diet.'
'I'm hating it I'm going up the ****ing wall. No coffee, no cigarettes, no privacy in the bathroom, no lock on the bathroom door, people walking in all the time when you're trying to take a ****. It's just too stressful.'
'The foundation of my security in any environment is privacy in the bathroom and time to use the bathroom. You had a laugh didn't you - 11 people and 1 shower?'
'Its car crash telly at its lowest level that you've got here and I personally want to go ok I've done my little guest appearance and thanks.'
'BB: Big Brother thinks you're going through a bit of a low at the moment...
Pete: Oh **** off just leave me out'
'BB: Big Brother suggests you talk to the other housemates...
Pete: I am telling you right now, completely and seriously, not for your cameras, I am telling you right ****ing now that I want to go out.'
'George: This experience is relaunching you.
Pete: That's not what I came for George!'

'Have this ****ing cigarette and shove it where the sun don't shine.'
'She's [Rula] getting right up my nose. She makes me want to walk out there with my cock out.'
'She [Rula] was asking me this morning, "When are you leaving? What time are you leaving? Why can't you do it now? You should be able to do it right away." And she was so happy, she had a wet patch underneath her.'
'Listen Dennis I know I make good television even from a visual point of view.'
'My first nomination... for eviction... would be Rula. I think Rula is going through a crisis in her life and I don't think this is a great place to address it. It was a great place to confront it, she's hit it and it leads to her being quite cantankerous.'
'I wish her well but I wish her gone.'
'My second nomination would be Chantelle. I know she's in her 20s but I relate to her as if she's 15.'
'I think Big Brother hatched her out of an egg, that she didn't have any existence in the real world previously to this.'
'I asked if I could go to the bedroom and get some cigarettes and they said "no the door's locked" so I asked if it was OK to break the door down.'
'Michael: I thought you've smoken your cigarettes?
Pete: I did I'm bumming them now. What business is it of yours are you the ****ing cigarette police? Who designated you cigarette police? Just because you've been in ****ing rehab doesn't mean you can sit up there on your ****ing throne passing judgment on everyone else. So what I've smoked them all.'
'[To Michael] Do you think sucking dick has given you some superior intelligence?'
'This is going to be so funny I'm going to spit my veneers out from laughter because you [Rula] are the ****ty jobs committee.'
'[Rula starts dancing during rocker task] Do the teapot! Drop a strap!'

'[At the nomination reveal] Let's all make a pledge to wail inconsolably.'
'I can't throw myself on the floor, I'm like an old lady when I wake up in the morning. I'm an old prostitute.'
'[Faria starts crying over being nominated] Are you on the rag?'
'[Faria is told of eviction] Sorry I'm actually really jealous.'
'Faria drain them all. See you soon you lucky bitch.'
'She probably throw the suitcase down the ramp, panties and dresses everywhere.'
'*sings* How do you solve a problem like diarrhea.'

'[Death Toll Bell alarm] That means someone's going to be executed today. One of the minorities has to walk.'
'[Faria] must have a thing for sportsmen with big leather balls.'
'[about Faria] "I want to show people the real me." Show me a man that kicks or bounces a ball and I've got my legs spread.'
'"Well done" I wanted to go!'
'Oh well lets make the best of it. Where's the booze, the fags and the cigars?'
'Pete: Rula's face is like thunder. She looks as miserable as 'ell. Don't know why...?
Maggots: Is it the reason I think?
Pete: [smirks] Me'
'[About surviving] It's all balls innit.'
'Rula's face was like psychotic in there but now she's resorted to sticking a flower in her hair.'
'She's so competitive it makes me screech. Her face sunk over at me when it was Faria.'
'She's going to start on me tonight because I'll say something or show my arse, and say you miserable dried up old husk.'
'[About Chantelle] She's smart enough to win this thing.'
'I know black don't crack, but ultimately you get dusty hair.'
'They hate me, they're just keeping me in out of strange fascination.'
'You're insincere to the point of nausea.'
'You know what you can kiss my raw haemorrhoid.'

ENTRANCE LOOKS:

WINNER'S WALK LOOKS:

GIFS:

Spoiler:

[Denver]

So here for him one of the best housemates ever

[Jason.]

Excuse me, but adding iconic quotes to fanclubs/appreciation threads is Hayden's thing. Not here for you taking over

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Excuse me, but adding iconic quotes to fanclubs/appreciation threads is Hayden's thing. Not here for you taking over

You tel him!!!

I look forward to this Just finished CBB4 the other week and it was brilliant

[Jason.]

(you also forgot this iconic quote/gif in the OP)

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Excuse me, but adding iconic quotes to fanclubs/appreciation threads is Hayden's thing. Not here for you taking over

[Pete.]

Lets not pretend he didn't have one of the best entrances

[Jack_]

Youtube video

Still one of his best ever moments

[Headie]

Youtube video

Flawless drags

[Pete.]

We need him back on BOTS as a panellist

[Headie]

Youtube video

[Cal.]

NOT a Pete and Jodie reunion.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

NOT a Pete and Jodie reunion.

Here for CBB: All Stars and them being the first two housemates to enter.

[Pete.]

Launch Night

'I think I'm more well known for my cosmetic surgery than any record I've ever made which is really quite fine by me'

'I don't look like this to shock people, I'm like this because I need to be like this. I don't want to be a woman, I just want to be this way'

'Hey I don't have a problem with other people, they usually have a problem with me'

'I'm not a team player, I play for myself'

'I feel like I've been fired out of a cannon and I'm going into bladder failure'

'[Michael: How weird was that? Did you find that weird?] In these ****ing shoes?'

'Who are you? Maggot... Maggot?'

'[Jodie: I think we've met before] I don't think so I've seen you in papers and things. [Jodie: You know my friend Kyle] Who's Kyle?'

'Who are you? [George: George Galloway, I'm a Member of Parliament] Oh whoops!'

[empire]

God, the sharpe attack he gave traci bingham, was so funny but so cruel,
' your insincere to the point of nausea, and he is right about the culture of LA, being insincere, I spent a few weeks there back in 2005, and could not wait to get away from the people, like what burns had said about hollywood, being in LA is like being on heroin, it feels really nice, then it kills you, what he said about J,Lopez, was funny, if we left her with her natural born unibrow, we wouldn't want to know about her, ha ha ha

[Xtopher]

Pete is the reason why I started to watch Big Brother. I've loved Dead or Alive and his interviews and I ran into CBB on youtube, then I got obsessed.

I've made this years ago.

[Pete.]

Episode 2

'Chantelle: I'm in a girl band called Kandyfloss
Pete: Oh poor you'

'Chantelle: I love your hair
Pete: Oh thank you its somebody else's.'

'I feel like a cat, I need to piss on the ground to mark my territory'
'[About Celebrity vaginas] Well a twat's a twat innit'
'Goldie Looking Chain? Is that a group?'
'[Dennis ignores Pete and Jodie] HII! I'm Pete'

'Rula: There's only one shower
Pete: Oh friggin hell'

'We have to be resigned to the actual hard cold fact that they're probably going to wake us up at 7 in the morning and we are all going to look crumbled laundry and feel like sh*t'

'BB: What do you think of the house itself Pete?
Pete: It's vile. It looks like a bad LSD induced trip to IKEA.'

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Pete.

Episode 2

'Chantelle: I'm in a girl band called Kandyfloss
Pete: Oh poor you'

'Chantelle: I love your hair
Pete: Oh thank you its somebody else's.'

'BB: What do you think of the house itself Pete?
Pete: It's vile. It looks like a bad LSD induced trip to IKEA.'

[Pete.]

Episode 3

'Oh I'm freaking out. Oh god I've never been anywhere and had to unpack my own things and I dunno what's in the suitcase and I need my boyfriend to do it!'

'I'm actually having a huge anxiety attack. It's the bathroom thing. I feel a bit traumatised by it. For medical reasons there should be a lock there as in when anyone walks in on me when I'm in the bathroom or shower I'll kill them. Or I'll forget and walk in on Jodie having a poo or something, it's awful.'

'I use the bathroom as my own meditational space and I get very very agitated that someone could walk in and I could be doing a pee and I can't poo... at all'

'[To Faria] I guess [the British public] think you're the whore of Babylon'

'[About his coat] How many Colobus monkeys will get to be on Big Brother and go to Harrods shopping?'

'Your makeup's been tested on animals. Your hair dye's been tested on animals.'

'Well I didn't kill it, it was a gift'

'I'm being lectured on animals, and I like animals. But I like me better.'

'I think of myself totally as a man. If I wanted to be a woman I'd do a better job of it'

'I don't think I look like a woman. I think that's a very naïve view. I don't see any woman that look like me and I don't see any men that look like you [Chantelle].'

'Does it make you [Chantelle] a cross dresser because you wear trousers?'

'Men's clothes are largely boring, so why should men be constricted to them?'

'There are some newsreaders that wear more makeup than me, but they do a better job of making it less obvious'

'You've got to be quite a strong man to do what I do day to day, I've been like this round the clock since I was 13 years old'

'I guess I committed the first socially unacceptable crime by having a gorilla coat.'

'[About homosexuality] Filthy, dirty, disgusting disease!'

'Rula: We tried to adopt when I was 40 and we were told we were too old.
Pete: Because you're a dried up husk'

'Michael: What is Kandyfloss' biggest hit single?
Pete: Three blind mice?'

[Pete.]

Episode 4

'I chant **** off, **** off, **** off, **** off...'

'Chantelle goes into the DR
Pete: Am I allowed to come in?
Chantelle: No
Pete: ****ing bitch'

'What is she doing in that Diary Room? Searching for a bloody G-spot?'

'Dennis if you go in there before me I'm gonna rip your cock off'

'Is she [Chantelle] singing? If that's what you call it'

[Pete.]

Episode 5

'[About Jodie] I think she's either thick as pig ****, or she needs extreme help, or it's very calculated to inflict guilt'

'[Mimicking Jodie] Oh I'd like a bit of ball action if spin the bottle came up. Do you want to see my vagina? I once gave a lap dance and he came in his pants, it's fantastic. I've had an orgy with 5 girls at once, I've got all the polaroids, I've got 5,000 polaroids of my boyfriend's cocks. I like to watch myself in the mirror really ****ing because it makes me like a pornstar. Oh I'd never do porn.'

'You know you could take a horse to water and you can't make it drink, you could take a ***** to culture (?) but you can't make her think.'

'Michael, was it meant to make us feel afraid that she said we're all going to end up in her [Jodie] updated book or pamphlet.'

'I'm cringing so much I'm turning my head inside out.'

'It's like an alcoholic saying "Everyone says I'm an alcoholic" and going [mimicking drinking wine] "glug-glug-glug"'

'Jodie: If someone chopped you up and peeled all your skin off...
Pete: It would be beautiful'

'I actually hope when I'm dead someone stuffs me and puts me in the living room.'

'I would like to be embalmed and put on display prominently'

'She's an imbecile. Don't put yourself in the firing line if you can't take the bullet wounds.'

'Do you think me saying that she's stupid makes me vicious? No she's really intelligent, she's highly intellectual, and I'm sure her book puts Dostoevsky to shame.'

'My ass is real!'

[Jordan.]

A best bits video is needed

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

A best bits video is needed

Hayden's new venture?

[Pete.]

My Day 6 quotes were lost </3

[Pete.]

Episode 6

20 minutes passes before Pete utters a word.

'Some of her [Jodie's] views on things I find absolutely abhorrent to my principles.'

'I wouldn't piss on her if she burst into flames'.

'I felt like I was born into the wrong vessel.'

'Jodie: 20 minutes before I walked through that door I was told my dad wouldn't be here because he was ill.
Pete: Oh here we go.'

'I think you've just pulled a crying stunt on camera because you want more sympathy. I mean I've never heard something as opportunistically sympathy grabbing as 'I swore my dad was ill? Oh do you think I poisoned by dad?' No he's on blood pressure tablets, he was feeling sick that's why couldn't come to the red carpet. And that worried you?'

Episode 7

'[About nomination results] I wish they'd just posted me a letter'

'Are we meant to turn on each other and go 'Did you vote for me? Did you vote for me?'

'Traci: She [Jodie] did say which one of you voted for me
Pete: I did!
Traci: Can you say that?
Pete: I don't care, I've just said it.'

'[About the task] For our uniform... surely we can accessorise?'

'I want to establish this, can we accessorise? It's the only thing that separates us from animals.'

'I've never seen a pig wear nice earrings'

'BB: This is Big Brother, the storeroom is now open for housemates to collect their uniforms.
[Pete and Chantelle sprint]
Pete: Back off bitch!'

'Is that it? Clogs? I need to see Big Brother right away.'

'I have an issue here. I haven't worn a flat shoe for a minute in about 18 years. The tendons at the back of my knees are shortened, have you ever seen me bare foot or in flat shoes? What's the first thing I put on? Heels.'

'Rula: Go and see Big Brother because if you penalise the right of the house.
Pete: If I told you to take your top off...'

'My first steps were in my mother's white stilettoes.'

'I'm not going to stand around like a twat with achy legs.'

'Rula: Darling I have a really bad left foot.
Pete: So?'

'Rula, you know what... **** off. Today you've really got on my nerves. Just get out of my face, you're not me mother.'

'Great. Yeah there is two toilets, you can **** and piss in the other one, I can only use that one to get ready.'

'There's a debate about the uniform, but Rula's got a bad foot and she's willing to wear a clog. So I've just told Rula to go **** herself.'

'I'll fast for two days. She's not going to rehabilitate me domestically and I've just said it like it is, **** off Rula.'

'She [Chantelle] is probably being coerced into doing topless modelling because it makes loads of money.'

'[About Faria eating spinach for the task] It's basically being forced to eat ****.'

'I'm not using reverse psychology, I want out.'

'I'm not into this zen ****, I think she's a scheming manipulative bitch.'

'I am freaked out about my bloody G-strings. They keep disappearing as well.'