[Matthew.]

“I don’t want you here. This is my time, not our time!”
“Joe, thinking about you makes me shake like an epileptic in an arcade.”
“YOU GAVE ME GONORRHEA!”


Dustin and Joe

also Dustin’s face when Joe’s key was pulled
he looked DISGUSTED

[JerseyWins]

Jessica as your #1

Why is Jen so low?

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by JerseyWins

Jessica as your #1

Why is Jen so low?

it’s only based on the first episode, 8-11 were pretty interchangable tbh.

[Matthew.]

did Jen really make shirts saying “Jensa Member” “Jenius” and “Jenuine”

[JerseyWins]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

did Jen really make shirts saying “Jensa Member” “Jenius” and “Jenuine”

Damn right she did

[Matthew.]

“Bye Carol, see you at high school reunion in 10 years”

[Matthew.]

did they just do the eviction without showing the houseguests voting? I didn’t know that was a thing on older series!

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

BB8 seems like an interesting series to watch, and I liked Daniele in BB13, so I started watching it and I’ll try to watch the whole way through!

Based on first impressions, I’d have them as...
1. Jessica
2. Eric
3. Dick
4. Dustin
5. Daniele
6. Jameka
7. Joe
8. Zach
9. Carol
10. Amber
11. Jen
12. Mike
13. Nick
14. Kail

Some fun characters so far, it seems as if Dustin and Joe would be the stars of the show because their pettiness towards each other is so funny

but ik that Evel Dick and Daniele will take up a good chunk of it
Dick just introducing himself to everyone as “My name’s Dick, I go by Evel Dick”

The only one I don’t like is Kail, she didn’t leave a good first impression at all

Week 1
1. Jessica (-)
2. Eric (-)
3. Dustin (+1)
4. Dick (-1)
5. Joe (+2)
6. Jameka (-)
7. Carol (+2)
8. Daniele (-3)
9. Jen (+2)
10. Amber (-)
11. Zach (-3)
12. Nick (+1)
13. Mike (-1)
14. Kail (-)

[Matthew.]

*opening present*

jen “oh my god”
dick “is it a personality?”

[Matthew.]

Dick just gets his own music for whenever he’s in a mood doesn’t he

[Matthew.]

“I can’t even trust Joe to fill up a glass of water without putting poison in it”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 1
1. Jessica (-)
2. Eric (-)
3. Dustin (+1)
4. Dick (-1)
5. Joe (+2)
6. Jameka (-)
7. Carol (+2)
8. Daniele (-3)
9. Jen (+2)
10. Amber (-)
11. Zach (-3)
12. Nick (+1)
13. Mike (-1)
14. Kail (-)

Week 2
1. Jessica (-)
2. Dick (+2)
3. Dustin (-)
4. Daniele (+4)
5. Eric (-3)
6. Jameka (-)
7. Jen (+2)
8. Joe (-3)
9. Amber (+1)
10. Zach (+1)
11. Mike (+2)
12. Nick (-)
13. Kail (+1)

Dick the new HoH

[JerseyWins]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

*opening present*

jen “oh my god”
dick “is it a personality?”

Dick is such a dick but lol @ that

[Matthew.]

most people get the standard “rachel reilly” music for their hoh room reveal, but dick gets his “evel dick’s on a mission” music

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 2
1. Jessica (-)
2. Dick (+2)
3. Dustin (-)
4. Daniele (+4)
5. Eric (-3)
6. Jameka (-)
7. Jen (+2)
8. Joe (-3)
9. Amber (+1)
10. Zach (+1)
11. Mike (+2)
12. Nick (-)
13. Kail (+1)

Dick the new HoH

Week 3
1. Jessica (-)
2. Dick (-)
3. Eric (+2)
4. Dustin (-1)
5. Mike (+6)
6. Jen (+1)
7. Daniele (-3)
8. Jameka (-2)
9. Zach (+1)
10. Amber (-1)
11. Nick (+1)
12. Kail (+1)

Mike was such a likeable mess this week, went from being furniture to being the new Marcellas

[JerseyWins]

That whole Kail/Mike/Nick/Zach alliance was kind of a lowkey howl! And I can't believe I can't remember the name right now because that was the best part

Actually nevermind it just hit me... the Mrs. Robinson alliance

[Matthew.]

“When i tell people i have kids, i tell them i have 2 kids - my dog and my daughter”

yes amber, of course you do

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by JerseyWins

That whole Kail/Mike/Nick/Zach alliance was kind of a lowkey howl! And I can't believe I can't remember the name right now because that was the best part

Actually nevermind it just hit me... the Mrs. Robinson alliance

a mess

i like the name though

[Matthew.]

Jameka’s going to use the PoV on Jen if she wins it because it was Jen who picked her name out of the bag

oh my god

edit: and she won

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 3
1. Jessica (-)
2. Dick (-)
3. Eric (+2)
4. Dustin (-1)
5. Mike (+6)
6. Jen (+1)
7. Daniele (-3)
8. Jameka (-2)
9. Zach (+1)
10. Amber (-1)
11. Nick (+1)
12. Kail (+1)

Mike was such a likeable mess this week, went from being furniture to being the new Marcellas

Week 4
1. Eric (+2)
2. Dick (-)
3. Jessica (-2)
4. Daniele (+3)
5. Jameka (+3)
6. Dustin (-2)
7. Jen (-1)
8. Zach (+1)
9. Nick (+2)
10. Amber (-)
11. Kail (+1)

Jameka’s veto and Dick comparing Jen to Saddam Hussein were the highlights of this week

[Matthew.]

Amber went off at Eric

I’m noticing she cries a lot

[Macie Lightfoot]

Amber going off on awful rat person Eric <33333333333333333333

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 4
1. Eric (+2)
2. Dick (-)
3. Jessica (-2)
4. Daniele (+3)
5. Jameka (+3)
6. Dustin (-2)
7. Jen (-1)
8. Zach (+1)
9. Nick (+2)
10. Amber (-)
11. Kail (+1)

Jameka’s veto and Dick comparing Jen to Saddam Hussein were the highlights of this week

Week 5
1. Jessica (+2)
2. Amber (+8)
3. Daniele (+1)
4. Dick (-2)
5. Dustin (+1)
6. Eric (-5)
7. Jameka (-2)
8. Jen (-1)
9. Zach (-1)
10. Kail (+1)

Jessica the new HoH

Mess I didn’t mind Kail as much this week? But Dustin clocking her homophobia in his goodbye message to her

[Matthew.]

“Good morning Amber! She works in Las Vegas! Cigars? Cigarettes? COCKTAILS? So sad, isn’t it sad? aNd ThAt’S tHat! AnD tHaT’s ThAt!”

“Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Let’s pray! You save her, Jameka, even though you don’t even know how to save yourself! Woohoo! Help me Jesus, help me Lord, give me that magic ping pong ball this morning!”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 5
1. Jessica (+2)
2. Amber (+8)
3. Daniele (+1)
4. Dick (-2)
5. Dustin (+1)
6. Eric (-5)
7. Jameka (-2)
8. Jen (-1)
9. Zach (-1)
10. Kail (+1)

Jessica the new HoH

Mess I didn’t mind Kail as much this week? But Dustin clocking her homophobia in his goodbye message to her

Week 6
1. Jessica (-)
2. Eric (+4)
3. Dick (+1)
4. Daniele (-1)
5. Amber (-2)
6. Jameka (+1)
7. Jen (+1)
8. Zach (+1)
9. Dustin (-5)

Dustin was sooooooo annoying this week, he deserved to go for his arrogance, volunteering to go on the block as he would easily survive or whatever it was he said.

Also unpopular opinion but Amber is a scream! She’s so messy and she cries at EVERYTHING but I don’t think she realises