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13-05-2016, 03:33 PM | #1 | |||
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Paul Simon suggests there are at least 50 ways to leave your lover in this classic number, but only gives about 8 ways....
I figure there have to be more now... like the dump via text message... so, what are some other ways you leave your lover??
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13-05-2016, 03:58 PM | #2 | ||
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Go to the shop for milk and never come back.
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13-05-2016, 04:02 PM | #3 | |||
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that's a good one... especially since I don't drink milk... it would come across as highly vindictive
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13-05-2016, 04:30 PM | #4 | ||
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13-05-2016, 04:44 PM | #5 | |||
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Hakuna Matata
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13-05-2016, 06:04 PM | #6 | |||
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bloody hell mokka is there anything you do eat apart from water and dust?
(you would be a cheap date however, so every cloud) |
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13-05-2016, 06:06 PM | #7 | |||
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I like quality food and quality wine There's a good way to leave someone... with the check
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13-05-2016, 06:09 PM | #8 | |||
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but back to the song, why is leaving his lover. I get whey he may want to leave a partner where the arse has fallen out of their sex life or his wife if she kept on moaning about him drinking and watching the Office USA and never wanting to talk fckg endlessly about feelings and not liking her vile friends or their fkg horrible "dinner parties"...
but surely his lover is a bang tidy slip of a girl with a god like rack and an arse from Ikea? I just dont get pop stars? |
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13-05-2016, 06:22 PM | #9 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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13-05-2016, 08:08 PM | #10 | ||
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50 injunctions.
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13-05-2016, 08:25 PM | #11 | |||
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Not you changing the plot line to Shameless
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13-05-2016, 08:47 PM | #12 | ||
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13-05-2016, 08:49 PM | #13 | |||
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Everytime Monica left she would say she is going to the shop for bread
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13-05-2016, 08:56 PM | #14 | ||
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14-05-2016, 12:06 AM | #15 | ||
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throw Fanta at them
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14-05-2016, 12:10 AM | #16 | |||
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Lol.. I am liking these ideas..
How about..blocking them on social media
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14-05-2016, 12:13 AM | #17 | |||
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Also series 4 episode 6 of Scott & Bailey... Man leaves to go get diapers... Never comes back...shows up dead 10 years later.
That's leaving with impact
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09-06-2016, 03:52 PM | #18 | |||
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A taxi and 49 buses?
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09-06-2016, 03:53 PM | #19 | |||
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09-06-2016, 03:58 PM | #20 | ||
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show him a piccie of marsh so he runs away
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09-06-2016, 04:00 PM | #21 | ||
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09-06-2016, 04:03 PM | #22 | |||
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09-06-2016, 04:12 PM | #23 | |||
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09-06-2016, 04:12 PM | #24 | ||
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