[parmnion]

So much for prison reabilitation !!! Folk are just born with a "bad gene", theres no denying it.

[parmnion]

2011.

I felt sorry for the hypnotist i saw last night. He hypnotised 7 blokes, then he tripped over the microphone cord, and yelled " **** Me!".
What happened next will haunt me forever....

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by parmnion

2011.

I felt sorry for the hypnotist i saw last night. He hypnotised 7 blokes, then he tripped over the microphone cord, and yelled " **** Me!".
What happened next will haunt me forever....

[parmnion]

I've just pulled out my 5 year old nieces tooth out with my bare hands.I'm now her fvourte uncle.

[parmnion]

Melrose sevens.....70's theme!!!, the posh ****ers could have introduced 70;s prices for the entry fee...Ł20 feck that....

[parmnion]

For sale two white ferrets and cage Ł50

[parmnion]

I recieved a nice phone call from windows head office today from a nice asian sounding bloke going by the name of Smith!
He kindly informed me my computer was about to crash. Well I had a nice 20 minute chat with him,(Of course I had so many questions) It ended up with him calling me a muddafutter, and me laughing down the phone at him and his poor effort in getting me to divulge my information.
I must remember to email Bill gates's personel department and inform them of their poor customer relations..

[parmnion]

i had a bet on 3 horses today called sunshine, moonlight and good times....
none of them won

i blame it on the bookie

[parmnion]

Ernie els..the big easy.so called because he rejected the name the big town bike.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by parmnion

2011.

I felt sorry for the hypnotist i saw last night. He hypnotised 7 blokes, then he tripped over the microphone cord, and yelled " **** Me!".
What happened next will haunt me forever....

Originally Posted by parmnion

i had a bet on 3 horses today called sunshine, moonlight and good times....
none of them won

i blame it on the bookie

This thread is fast becoming my favourite. All the posts have made me laugh, but these two? Golden.

[parmnion]

Thanks livia.

2011
I have to say about the grand national, the start..wtf, that bloke trying to pull the tape back so they could re set it had the funniest looking grimmace i've ever seen. Talk about horse teeth.

[parmnion]

Just booked trrain tickets for my journey up to kelso for the SCOTTISH SCOOTER RALLY..cant wait it's been a while since I went to this great weekend.

[parmnion]

2013



Only thing ah remember about the 80's is sitting on ma own **** just as ah sat back on my bike after finally posting the last paper of my paper round after ah had spent the last hour trying to keep it in..apart from the music the 80's are best forgotten..spec 85/86

[parmnion]

I'M BORED. anyone fancy dressing up as the grim reaper with me and going round the old folks home to tap on the windows?

[ebandit]

..........remember that old dear who at weddings would say.......'you're next'

..........until that funeral where ya pointed to her...........'you're next'

Mark L

[parmnion]

titties like a woman.............ch4

[waterhog]

I poop all round my village and it never gets scooped

[parmnion]

2013


Don't you just hate it when you phone your boss to let him know you are going to be late to work and he tells you he's not in himself yet!

[parmnion]

In the wake of bin laden's death, Muslims have gone on the rampage in Ilford,Manor Park and East Ham killing anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 2.

[parmnion]

Lost phone but if you need me , then you are off your head.

[parmnion]

2015

Reports of a mass influx of bull****, much like the last influx of bull**** we had four years ago. The bull**** we can expect will be slimey, devious, untrustworthy and closed to all. Best we can hope for is as near a normal life for ourselves as possible as the influx of bull**** lies, then covers itself up on all range of topics as it moves on by. Past experiences point towards another 4 years of the usual pish just might be a different shade of ****eyness.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by parmnion

In the wake of bin laden's death, Muslims have gone on the rampage in Ilford,Manor Park and East Ham killing anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 2.

LOL... I come from East Ham... nice to see the old manor get a shout out, even if it is a negative one.

[parmnion]

Those chauhuaha dogs, sneekier than a politician during an election campaign

[parmnion]

Last year.


If running down a flight of stairs involuntary farting as you hit every stair is a sign of getting old, then i'm afraid i'm getting old...thought I was being chased by a machine gun!!

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Livia

LOL... I come from East Ham... nice to see the old manor get a shout out, even if it is a negative one.

I'll be out that direction(ish) next month, Gav has cousins in Stratford who we're going to visit. I lived in Bow Road for 6 months of my time in London too