[Will.]

So out I went with the girls for a drink at the Costa, Dorris was in full swing, throwing wind here, there, and everywhere! it was dull, dull like the depths of hell. It looked like a scene out A Series Of Unfortunate Events: The Wide Window. We walked up to the shops, the wind continued to strike us to the core, everything was blowing all over the place.

We perch walking, we carry on like brave souls, there was no looking back. Suddenly we walk past a grocery store, and out of nowhere a "For Sale" sign from the flats above fly's towards me like death itself.

I scream, swerve to the left as I try and dodge the impending object which could shatter my life into pieces. It slices past me, I duck my head and swipe my body out of the way, nearly falling to the ground. The grey clouds darken even more, whilst the wind continues to blast away as the chaos unfolds infront of my eyes. The sign shoots away, narrowly missing me. The girls see and proceed to scream, we suddenly realise what nearly happened, what could have been.

The girlies and I laugh away as we continue our journey to Costa.

[LukeB]

hope you're okay will

[LeatherTrumpet]

Rob has a lot to answer for

[Will.]

Originally Posted by LukeB

hope you're okay will

Thanks Luke, it was a very traumatic experience.

[Babayaro.]

Not perch walking

[Wizard.]

Think I spotted you

[Marsh.]

We have a new author!

[LeatherTrumpet]

will is their anyway you can crowbar a transgenger element to this story, perhaps add a touch of mystery?

[Rob!]

[Rogan Josh]

Don't you mention Doris to me, Dearie !

[Will.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

will is their anyway you can crowbar a transgenger element to this story, perhaps add a touch of mystery?

Possibly.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by Will.

Possibly.

i see a chart climb

[Cherie]

Poor you nearly decapitated

[T*]

Southerners complaining about the wind

[Ashley.]

Originally Posted by T*

Southerners complaining about the wind

It's true.