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Highlights Show: Day 4

The Rule of Three task began on Saturday with the nomination of five housemates.
The Rule of Three task will continue until Wednesday, but will finally end on Wednesday’s eviction with the person who gets the third least votes to save being eternally nominated. Today is Monday. This task will incur a number of gruelling mini tasks that the housemates will need to compete in to gain points and win the shopping budget. The number of points required is disclosed until the end of the task.
Today’s task is as follows: every housemate is entered into a general quiz about their fellow housemates. They are not allowed to confer with other housemates. For every three correct answers, one point will be added to the balance. The current balance is 10 points as of yesterday.

9:23AM

Every day Big Brother plays a random sound into the house to wake the housemates up. Today it is loud birds squawking. Nobody gets out of bed. Big Brother has therefore turned off the hot water for twelve hours as a punishment.

Big Brother gathers the housemates at the sofas. Coolio looks grumpy and tells Big Brother to **** off for getting him up so early.

“This is Big Brother. Because housemates failed to wake up after two alarms sounded, Big Brother has no option but to turn off hot water for the next twelve hours.”

“Absolute pisstake” says Coolio.

Everyone is having an English Breakfast made by Liz, Yvette and Aggie.

10:33AM

Big Brother has called the housemate to the sofas.

“This is Big Brother. Please can all housemates make their way to the task room within 15 minutes to begin today’s Rule of Three mini task.”




10:38AM

The Quiz has begun and the results are as follows:

Aggie - 0 correct answer
Cher - 2 correct answers
Coolio - 1 correct answer
Harry - 5 correct answers
Jake - 4 correct answers
James - 2 correct answers
Jennifer - 1 correct answer
Jessie - 6 correct answers
Joe - 0 correct answers
Liz - 3 correct answers
Matt - 2 correct answers
Pete - 5 correct answers
Shilpa - 3 correct answers
Stacey - 4 correct answers
Yvette - 2 correct answers

Total correct: 40 answers
Which converts to: 13 points

Balance: 23 points

13:48PM

Stacey, Shilpa, Pete, Jessie, Cher, Jake, Jennifer, Liz and Yvette are in the garden sunbathing and talking about gnomes.
Joe and Coolio are discussing who might be evicted tomorrow. Joe thinks he will.
Harry and Jennifer are talking about their time together outside of the house.

16:59PM

Coolio is cooking a communal meal. It is chilli con carne.
Everyone enjoys the meal and thanks Coolio.

19:39PM

The first major argument is breaking out in the house.

Liz is shouting at Yvette for ‘demeaning her job’ after Yvette called politicians ‘lousy’.
Jake is trying to mediate the situation but fails.

“This is Big Brother, could Liz go to the kitchen immediately”

22:39PM

Three hours after the argument, Liz and Yvette are both called to the diary room and they apologise to each other.

00:00AM

Liz and Yvette are in the hot tub talking about Shilpa
Liz: “I mean, what has she actually done since she got in this house?”
Yvette: “Not much really haha, the defining moment of her last appearance was the Goody argument. Now she has nothing to stand on. I’ll be surprised if she makes the final this time.”
Liz: “I know! I can’t stand her… She gets right on my nerves and there’s no reason to be stuck up all the time.”

01:32AM

Jake is speaking Spanish to himself in the garden whilst everyone is asleep.

Bit on the Side EXCLUSIVE Analysis:

Groups are already starting to form, these seem to be as follows:

Group 1: Liz, Yvette, Aggie, Joe and Matt

Group 2: Cher, Jessie, Coolio, Harry and Jennifer.

Group 3: Jake, Pete, Shilpa, Stacey and James.

It definitely seems that there are two outsider groups and one insider group this series. We’ve deducted this because cracks are already beginning to show, and people are starting to gravitate to these groups when speaking to each other. The groups also seem fairly distributed. This eviction this week would definitely hurt Group 1 more than the others, seen as Joe and Matt are seen as more ‘boring’ hence are more likely to go in this Vote to Save scenario.


THIS WEEK: Jessie, Joe, Cher, Coolio and Matt all face the public vote. Who stays? YOU decide.

Vote on this poll, remember it's VOTE TO SAVE.

Voting closes in Wednesday’s Live Eviction.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13506656

[RileyH]

Really liking it so far! Group 2 FTW!

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Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

Really liking it so far! Group 2 FTW!

Thanks! I'm stanning Group 2 at the moment

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Live Eviction: Day 5

Hello everybody and welcome to live eviction number one! Wow, what a surprisingly calm week we’ve had! Friendships blossoming… The house is too united for Big Brother’s liking! Well next week it could all be about to change *wicked laugh*

Before we get onto all of that eviction stuff, let’s bring you to the Rule of Three task the housemates have been enduring all week. Every task has ‘three’ involved in it, starting with the launch night twist of every third person nominated for eviction and ending with the person with the third least votes to save facing eternal nomination after this night’s show. Currently, the housemates have a balance of 23 points but will it be enough to pass them over the mark? Who knows? Hopefully today’s task will propel them closer…

9:09AM

Today housemates will be participating in a treasure hunt task. Housemates will need to find three objects enclosed in the envelope in the hatch. It reads “Pink gnome, golden chocolate bar and blue lolly”. These could be anywhere in the house. The criteria is this:

Housemates will get 20 points if they find the items in 5 minutes and under
Housemates will get 10 points if they find the items in 10 minutes and under
Housemates will get 5 points if they find the items after 10 minutes.

Housemates found all items in 9 minutes and 31 seconds. This means housemates banked 10 points bringing their total to 33 points.

14:33PM

Housemates have been gathered at the sofas.

Big Brother: “This is Big Brother, please could Jessie collect the envelope from the Diary Room”
Jessie: “Sure.”

Jessie opens the envelope and says “28 points required”

Big Brother: “This is Big Brother. Housemates incurred 33 points, and the required amount of points was 28 points. This means that housemates have passed the shopping task and will receive a luxury shopping budget.”


17:57PM

Housemates are in the garden enjoying their garden party. Champagne, strawberries and chocolate are all present. Cher and Harry kiss.

21:03PM

Cher, Jessie, Pete and Harry are in the hot tub.
Yvette and Liz are in the bath talking about other housemates.

22:04PM

Big Brother has gathered Cher, Coolio, Jessie, Joe and Matt in to reflect about them being up for nomination.

Cher: “It’s a bit sad we’re up already but I hope I’ve done enough for the public to save me!”
Coolio: “Yo, life is life innit?”
Jessie: “All I can say is I hope the EastEnders crew are up voting!”
Joe: “Erm… the EastEnders crew are also mine haha”
Matt: “Emma will rig it to keep me in *winks*”

23:22PM

Jessie and Cher are eating cake in the kitchen… and making a mess!

Cher: “Oh God you’re getting chocolate everywhere!”
Jessie: “Ah well, just let them clear it up!”
Cher: “What’s that thing Ellie said in the past series? It’s like an all inclusive holiday? That’s my rules haha”

LIVE:

Ohhh look at their chocolate escapades! After the break we will be revealing who is the FIRST to break out of the famous bungalow, and we will be interviewing them to death! Then, we will be revealing LIVE who will be eternally nominated! Fun! See you after the break…

[RileyH]

Can't wait!

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LIVE:

Eviction of Joe

It’s time to talk to the house...

Youtube video

Celebrity Big Brother House this is Emma,

Cher, Coolio, Jessie, Joe, Matt, the viewers have spoken, your fate is sealed.

For the past five days the British Public have been voting to save, I can now reveal the housemates with the most votes and therefore safe from eviction is, in no particular order…

Cher, Jessie and Matt

Cher, Jessie and Matt, you are SAFE!

Coolio and Joe, I can now reveal the celebrity housemate with the fewest votes and first to be evicted is…

JOE

Joe, you have lost your place in the Celebrity Big Brother House you have thirty seconds to say your goodbyes.

You have voted EastEnders bad boy out! After the break it’s interview time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7CTnA3dTU0

Eviction Interview for JOE:

Emma: It’ssss Joe!
Joe: Hi Emma!
Emma: So, you’ve had quite a good time in the house? You and Coolio were bonded by the news of the launch night twist. How has your friendship developed?
Joe: Well it has been amazing, Coolio has been amazing. When he first walked in I didn’t think we would hit it off, we’re such different characters. But it just shows you can be friends with just about everyone doesn’t it?
Emma: It most certainly does! It was quite entertaining to watch your bromance too!
Joe: Well obviously it wasn’t good enough to convince the public!
Emma: Actually, you got 16% of the vote to save. Yes it was the least but for the first eviction, and up against four other big personalities, that was good! Coolio was only 3% ahead of you, meaning that together your bromance was worth 35%. That would be enough to top it!
Joe: Well that definitely is interesting…
Emma: Sorry, we don’t have much time but who are you rooting to win?
Joe: Coolio, definitely Coolio. Everyone has a game plan in there, I mean it’s Big Brother.. But Coolio is definitely genuine at least 99% of the time. He’s definitely a winner. Give him chance!
Emma: Is there anybody you don’t like in there?
Joe: Well everyone still seems so united, I mean there is a good team spirit. I’m picking up bad vibes from Yvette and Liz to Shilpa, that’s something to watch but other than that. Oh yes, there was a rocky start with Michael, but he left so all is good!
Emma: Do you want to know who’s eternally nominated?
Joe: Yes!
Emma: Tough, you’re going to have to wait! Here’s your best bits…
Joe: *laughs*
Emma: There’s your family, go on! Bye!

Well you’ve said bye to your boy from the square Joe, now it’s time to find out who you’ve cast into eternal nomination territory!

Eternal Nomination Result

It’s time to talk to the house for the final time tonight…

Celebrity Big Brother House this is Emma,

Cher, Coolio, Jessie, Matt, the viewers have spoken, your fate is sealed.

For the past five days the British Public have been voting to save, I can now reveal the housemate with the third least votes and therefore eternally nominated is…

MATT

Matt, you are now eternally nominated, which hereby ends the Rule of Three task, and will mean you are nominated for the entirety of this series until you are evicted. Good luck!

[RileyH]

I spammed Jessie, Cher and Joe which didn't really pay off for Joe but glad about the other two

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Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

I spammed Jessie, Cher and Joe which didn't really pay off for Joe but glad about the other two

Yeah! Think we have some real winners there.

Jessie was in danger of falling to third which would've meant she would be eternally nominated

[BBUK-Fan]

Is it rigged?

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Originally Posted by BBUK-Fan

Is it rigged?

Rigged?

[BBUK-Fan]

Originally Posted by Underscore

Rigged?

Is it a fix?

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Originally Posted by BBUK-Fan

Is it a fix?

No of course not - why'd you think that?

[BBUK-Fan]

Originally Posted by Underscore

No of course not - why'd you think that?

There must have been some last minute voting because I checked a few minutes before voting closed and Jessie was 3rd in the vote and woul have been eternally nominated and Coolio was at the bottom.

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Originally Posted by BBUK-Fan

There must have been some last minute voting because I checked a few minutes before voting closed and Jessie was 3rd in the vote and woul have been eternally nominated and Coolio was at the bottom.

Yeah I voted last minute because I thought people were over voting. For example Cher and Jessie were leaps and bounds ahead of Matt this morning then suddenly it was the other way round so I thought people were over voting.

[BBUK-Fan]

Originally Posted by Underscore

Yeah I voted last minute because I thought people were over voting. For example Cher and Jessie were leaps and bounds ahead of Matt this morning then suddenly it was the other way round so I thought people were over voting.

So you voted on your own poll in the last few minutes left to vote. Rigging?

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Originally Posted by BBUK-Fan

So you voted on your own poll in the last few minutes left to vote. Rigging?

I wouldn't say so?

Depends on your definition of rigging though. The voting stayed the same all the way through then suddenly it all changed, reeks of rigging to me

[BBUK-Fan]

Originally Posted by Underscore

I wouldn't say so?

Depends on your definition of rigging though. The voting stayed the same all the way through then suddenly it all changed, reeks of rigging to me

Okay, it just seems suspicious.

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Originally Posted by BBUK-Fan

Okay, it just seems suspicious.

Thanks for pointing it out though,

next time I'll add captcha so it may stop this kind of stuff

[Morgan.]

I voted loads on Matt and Joe so they could avoid eviction and Nomination. But that's not rigging, we should be able to vote as many times as we like as the same havens on normal BB.

[Morgan.]

Rigging is when a host votes and changes the result to how it was before.

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by BBUK-Fan

There must have been some last minute voting because I checked a few minutes before voting closed and Jessie was 3rd in the vote and woul have been eternally nominated and Coolio was at the bottom.

It still is now so idk why Joe and Matt got the punishments.

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Originally Posted by Blurryface

It still is now so idk why Joe and Matt got the punishments.

Voting closed early

&

look I'm new to this so I don't really know what I'm doing. It's a big learning experience for me so you're going to have to bear with

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Highlights Show: Day 6

9:45AM

Today housemates are waking up to the sound of cranes and diggers. Aggie and Liz are in the bathroom having a chat whilst drying their hair. Shilpa has been up for two hours doing yoga in the garden. Pete and Harry are discussing the finer points of spiders. Jessie and Cher are talking about who got cheers and boos last night. Jessie exclaims that Cher will “win this show”.

11:32AM

This week, only Harry, Jake and Jessie will be able to nominate. This is because of the Rule of Three endurance minitask which resulted in only Harry, Jake and Jessie being able to nominate. Matt cannot be nominated, because he is already eternally nominated, due to him coming third in last night’s eviction.

The nominations this week are as follows:

Harry:
Aggie (nice person but doesn’t really talk to him)
James (least friendly)

Jake:
Shilpa (giving funny looks, and woke everyone up getting out of bed to do yoga)
James (least spoke to)

Jessie:
James (doesn’t make the effort to speak to her)
Aggie (she’s nice but doesn’t fit in)

This means Matt, Aggie and James will be up for eviction tomorrow.

13:04PM

Harry, Jake and Jessie are eating cheesy nachos in the garden.

Harry: “How did you find first nominations?”
Jake: “Tough, I feel like I’ve been harsh on both. It’s just so hard…”
Jessie: “Agreed, I hard to really scrape the barrel for mine.”
Harry: “Why did I spend 7 hours on those boxes just to win this right haha”
Jessie: “Just hope I’m not up for eviction again!”
Harry: “Sips tea”

15:53PM

Big Brother has gathered all housemates to the sofas

“This is Big Brother. This week, Jessie, Jake and Harry all had the right to nominate. This means that those facing the public vote tomorrow are as follows, and in no particular order: Matt [pause] and James [pause] and Aggie.

16:31PM

Aggie is angry at the trio for nominating her.

Aggie: “What did I ever do to you to deserve this?”
Jessie: “Sorry, we were faced with a hard choice and I at least thought you don’t fit”
Aggie: “Don’t fit IN? Don’t fit IN? I make you your bloody foods and clean up your messes everyday! I am part and parcel of this house! The sky would literally fall in if I wasn’t here! Do you know what, I can’t hear this. So, Jake, why did you vote for me you two faced bastard?”
Jake: “Actually, I voted for Shilpa and James, so get your facts right before attacking us you old hag.”
Aggie: *throws chair out of the way to get to Harry* And yo---
Big Brother: “This is Big Brother, could Aggie come to the Diary Room IMMEDIATELY”
Aggie: “Oh shut up you bastard… HARRY Why did you vote for me? We were friends!”
Harry: “Oh give off, we hardly spoke! Get off your perch…”
Jessie: “Don’t you think you’re taking this too far Ags?”
Aggie: “Oh just **** off…”

*Aggie walks to the diary room button and smashes it”
Aggie: “Let me in you dickheads”
Big Brother: “Hello Angie.”
Aggie: “Hi.”
Big Brother: “Big Brother thinks you should take a minute to calm down.”
Aggie: “Ok.”
Big Brother: “Why do you feel like this today Aggie?”
Aggie: “I don’t know. Just paranoia I guess. But I refuse to be treat like dirt like Kim was. I’m standing my ground. Big Brother has been my dream for as long as it’s been on and I’m not going to be treat like ****e by my housemates.”
Big Brother: “Just take a moment to calm down.”

10 minutes later

Big Brother: “Aggie you are free to leave the Diary Room, and Big Brother will get back to you.”

19:32PM

Big Brother has called the housemates to the sofas.

Big Brother has gathered the housemates on the sofas to deliver some news: “This is Big Brother, as you all know it’s against the rules for housemates to discuss their nominations with each other. This rule includes discussing or hinting at who you might nominate in the future or have nominated previously, projecting or guessing who may be nominated or guessing who has nominated who or who might nominate who in the future. This rule has been broken. Today, in a conversation including: Aggie, Jessie, Jake and Harry, Jessie said “Sorry, we were faced with a hard choice and I at least thought you don’t fit”. Aggie said “Don’t fit IN? Don’t fit IN? I make you your bloody foods and clean up your messes everyday! I am part and parcel of this house! The sky would literally fall in if I wasn’t here! Do you know what, I can’t hear this. So, Jake, why did you vote for me you two faced bastard?”. Jake said “Actually, I voted for Shilpa and James, so get your facts right before attacking us you old hag.” and Aggie said “Oh shut up you bastard… HARRY Why did you vote for me? We were friends!”. This conversation is a clear breach of the rules regarding nominations and as a result hot water has been turned off until further notice.”

Liz: “Well done guys.”

21:32PM

Aggie has asked Jake, Jessie and Harry to come to the smoking area.

Aggie: “I really am sorry you know for how I performed the other hour.”
Jessie: “Don’t worry love, we don’t blame you.”
Jake: “Yeah, especially when you know probably who nominated who.”
Harry: *hugs Aggie*
Aggie: “OK love.”
Jessie: “Group hug?”
Coolio: “I want in on this too!”
Aggie: “Ok love.”
Everyone: *group hug*

23:18PM

Liz and Yvette are singing one of Jennifer’s songs whilst Jennifer looks in awe.
Aggie has opted for an early night.
Jessie is in the diary room.

Big Brother: “Hello Jessie”
Jessie: “Hi Big Bruv!”
Big Brother: “How are you feeling today?”
Jessie: “A bit deflated, but it’s Big Brother! Tensions are always at a high…”

01:32AM

Everyone is in bed, except Cher who is singing in the shower.

THIS WEEK: Aggie, James and Matt all face the public vote. Who stays? YOU decide.

Vote on this poll, remember it's VOTE TO SAVE.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13551127

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Eviction Show: Day 7

Hellloooo everyone! Welcome to live eviction number two! Doesn’t seem like a few hours since I last saw you! Today, you have the chance to get Naggie Aggie, Lame James or our poor little eternal Matt out! Who goes? You DECIDE!

Let’s bring you to today’s events first though, and what has Aggie been getting up to!?

10:32AM

Big Brother has called Aggie to the Diary Room.

Big Brother: “Hello Aggie”
Aggie: “Hi Big Brother.”
Big Brother: “Aggie, before you entered the house the rules regarding unacceptable language and behaviour were explained to you. Yesterday, in a heated argument with Jessie, Jake and Harry, you chucked a chair out of the way, possibly harming your housemates. As a result, Big Brother is giving you a formal warning. If you participate in this kind of behaviour again, Big Brother will have no choice but to remove you from the house. Do you understand?”
Aggie: “Yes Big Brother.”
Big Brother: “Aggie, you are free to leave the Diary Room.”

12:02PM

In the kitchen, Aggie and Jessie are making sandwiches.

Aggie: “Who do you think will go tomorrow?”
Jessie: “I think it’ll be James. He’s so boring.”
Aggie: “You never know. I think it’ll be me especially after that argument last night.”
Jessie: “But you bring entertainment though! The house would be boring to viewers without you.”
Aggie: “I guess so.”

14:39PM

As part of a minitask, Coolio and Harry are having a rap battle. Coolio wins. He therefore gets to pick which songs are played in the eviction after party tonight.

15:42PM

Yvette, Liz and Shilpa are engaging in yoga. Whilst Jake is on the treadmills and Cher and Jessie are swimming in the pool.

20:42PM

Everyone is having spaghetti bolognese in the dining room, prepared by Harry and Pete.

22:32PM

Things are getting heated in the bedroom:

James: “So, Coolio, do you think you’ll get to the final this time?”
Coolio: “I do think so, why?”
James: “Just saying, you’re in with some really big personalities now. Sharpest elbows get to the front and all that”
Coolio: “You need to check your tone with me boy. I’ve done this show before. You don’t know how it works. Oh just get out of my face…”
James: “What did I say?”
Coolio: “I said shut up! You’ve done nothing but wind me up since I got in this god damn house! Just **** off…”
James: “*whispers* What a bastard…”
Coolio: “Shut the **** up before I wipe that smirk off your face little boy…”
Big Brother: “This is Big Brother. Could Coolio come to the Diary Room immediately.”

00:42PM

James is talking about Coolio to Matt

James: “I mean what’s his problem with me? Ever since Day dot he’s been giving me funny looks across the way”
Matt: “I don’t know but you were fair winding him up to be honest…”
James: “Winding him up? ****ing winding him up? Can none of you have a laugh around here? I’m going to bed”
Matt: “*whispers to himself* thank **** for that”...

LIVE:

Things are getting hot under the collar for James! Me thinks he needs to calm down a bit!
Come back after the break to find out who you chose to send packing!

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Eviction of Aggie

It’s time to talk to the house...

Youtube video

Celebrity Big Brother House this is Emma,

Aggie, James, Matt, the viewers have spoken, your fate is sealed.

For the past 24 hours the British Public have been voting to save, I can now reveal the housemates with the most votes and therefore safe from eviction is…

Matt!

Matt, you are SAFE!

Aggie and James, I can now reveal the celebrity housemate with the fewest votes and second to be evicted is…

AGGIE

Aggie, you have lost your place in the Celebrity Big Brother House you have thirty seconds to say your goodbyes.

You’ve voted out mother hen Aggie. Were her tantrums not good enough for you? See after the break!

Eviction Interview for AGGIE:

Emma: It’ssss Aggie!
Aggie: Hi Emma!
Emma: First of all, how was that scrummy trifle you made earlier. It looked gorgeous!
Aggie: Oh, it was amazing. Went down like a treat. Mums old recipe that!
Emma: Sure it did! You could’ve brought me some!
Aggie: Ah well, I didn’t think!
Emma: Look, the other night we saw your escapades with Jessie, Harry and Jake, do you regret those?
Aggie: Well, in that house, you’re with these people 24/7. You build bonds. When I found out I was up for nomination, I knew it probably meant at least two of them voted for me. I felt stabbed in the back. If you played back the footage of the announcement you could see my face immediately drop. I was paranoid as it was. The outburst was a culmination of paranoia, anger and disappointment. I do regret it though!
Emma: Your colleague, Kim, was on the show this winter. You said in the Diary Room you didn’t want your housemates to trample over you and you would stamp the bitchiness out of the housemates. Do you thinkyou did that?
Aggie: Oh yes. That argument shocked everyone. You see, they see me as this frail old lady that needs looking after. Literally, in the argument they were treating me like I was senile! It was unbelievable.
Emma: Anyway, moving on from the negative stuff. You have kept that house absolutely pristine. How did you do it?
Aggie: Well, I bossed my housemates around. I wouldn’t do it by myself! I took the role of ‘mum’ of the house and assigned housemates chores. It worked for the first few days.
Emma: And those dishes! Why did you cook so much for them? What did they do to deserve it?
Aggie: Well someone has to do it or else we’d all be living off the mountains of pot noodles in the cupboards! Literally, nobody wants to make a good hearty meal.
Emma: True, here’s your best bits!
Aggie: Oh god, that was good!
Emma: There’s your family, see you later!

So, you’ve voted Aggie out! How are the housemates going to cope? Watch the live reaction on the live feed now! I’ll see you on Tuesday!