[parmnion]

[rusticgal]

Originally Posted by parmnion

He wasn't a fan at the time of posting..he was a housemate..so that would be a big NO.

[Littlegreen]

I hope so.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Littlegreen

I hope so.

I might report you for insulting his bum with your tongue.

[rusticgal]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I might report you for insulting his bum with your tongue.

[TaylorCallum]

He'll be cackling at all of his detractors while he sits with 65k and the title of Big Brother winner.

[rusticgal]

Originally Posted by TaylorCallum

He'll be cackling at all of his detractors while he sits with 65k and the title of Big Brother winner.

I seriously couldn't give a toss...

[Littlegreen]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I might report you for insulting his bum with your tongue.

Hot.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by TaylorCallum

He'll be cackling at all of his detractors while he sits with 65k and the title of Big Brother winner.

Back to work i believe.

I imagine 45 yrs teetering on the brink of a nervous breakdown. Followed by a reunion with channel and her 63 cats that she forces to be housed with her in his 14 bedroomed mansion that he has spent the last 25 years alone in after a failed relationship with a young fresh faced french lad called pierre.

The fingering will feel rather different this time due to channel having 18 differentt vaginas holding her vagina together, but raph will percivere like a good lapdog would...

Both will still enjoy the "meaningful conversations" whixh consisted of chanelle and raph chatting away to the sound of channelles latest echoing fart.

Probably live into his hundreds sitting rocking away claiming he won bb when he was young, when infact the nurses at the home humour him as they know he came 4th.

[Barry.]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Back to work i believe.

I imagine 45 yrs teetering on the brink of a nervous breakdown. Followed by a reunion with channel and her 63 cats that she forces to be housed with her in his 14 bedroomed mansion that he has spent the last 25 years alone in after a failed relationship with a young fresh faced french lad called pierre.

The fingering will feel rather different this time due to channel having 18 differentt vaginas holding her vagina together, but raph will percivere like a good lapdog would...

Both will still enjoy the "meaningful conversations" whixh consisted of chanelle and raph chatting away to the sound of channelles latest echoing fart.

Probably live into his hundreds sitting rocking away claiming he won bb when he was young, when infact the nurses at the home humour him as they know he came 4th.

Thought about it eh?

[TaylorCallum]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Back to work i believe.

I imagine 45 yrs teetering on the brink of a nervous breakdown. Followed by a reunion with channel and her 63 cats that she forces to be housed with her in his 14 bedroomed mansion that he has spent the last 25 years alone in after a failed relationship with a young fresh faced french lad called pierre.

The fingering will feel rather different this time due to channel having 18 differentt vaginas holding her vagina together, but raph will percivere like a good lapdog would...

Both will still enjoy the "meaningful conversations" whixh consisted of chanelle and raph chatting away to the sound of channelles latest echoing fart.

Probably live into his hundreds sitting rocking away claiming he won bb when he was young, when infact the nurses at the home humour him as they know he came 4th.

I love erotic fanfiction. You should post on Tumblr.

[reece(:]

I actually don't see him returning, idk why

[Ant.]

Im more curious as to how we can talk about him after he returns. We presumably would talk about him as we would if he was a housemate, but when some people insist on making conments on his race, his sexuality, and calling him *****s i think itd be stricter

Originally Posted by parmnion

I might report you for insulting his bum with your tongue.

Why are you so pressed lmao get a hobby becky!

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

I actually don't see him returning, idk why

He's lived with Mean McLean, the GC, and that one girl who kissed Kieran, he met BB LEGENDS Issy, Chanelle, and the sisters (oh.. and josie...) and he'll be 65k richer. Will he really return to us

[Amy Jade]

If he didn't come back I wouldn't blame him tbh some of the things people have said have been vile.

At the same time I would feel a bit negative about him if he didn't pop back and say thanks for the support ungreatful so-and-so!

[T*]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Back to work i believe.

I imagine 45 yrs teetering on the brink of a nervous breakdown. Followed by a reunion with channel and her 63 cats that she forces to be housed with her in his 14 bedroomed mansion that he has spent the last 25 years alone in after a failed relationship with a young fresh faced french lad called pierre.

The fingering will feel rather different this time due to channel having 18 differentt vaginas holding her vagina together, but raph will percivere like a good lapdog would...

Both will still enjoy the "meaningful conversations" whixh consisted of chanelle and raph chatting away to the sound of channelles latest echoing fart.

Probably live into his hundreds sitting rocking away claiming he won bb when he was young, when infact the nurses at the home humour him as they know he came 4th.

What the **** did I just read

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

If he didn't come back I wouldn't blame him tbh some of the things people have said have been vile.

At the same time I would feel a bit negative about him if he didn't pop back and say thanks for the support ungreatful so-and-so!

The LEAST he could do is give Vanessa some of his winnings to compensate for her emptying her bank account voting for him

[Ant.]

The questions after that messy story:
-Why is Raph in a nervous breakdown
-who the **** is channel? I hope Channel 4 went to see him
-Raph doesn't believe in love and Pierre's a goth name - not french.
-how would 18 vaginas work? Nice theme tho considering they were in the 18th series
-percivere
-why is chanelle suddenly talking to raph? Where did Channel and her 18 vaginas?
-how does the fart smell and how long was it for.
-Did Chanelle win UBB2?
-I mean at least he's still got a century to go??
-the nurses sound lovely!! But Raph's a big enough superfan to know his placement rather than nurses who remember 1984 as a book, not a year. They'll live in a time in which Big Brother doesnt exist
-why does channel have 18 vaginas

[Babayaro.]

He will probably come back to thank people for the support and give us the info on what really happened. But I doubt he'll be a regular poster again.

[Ashley.]

Some of the comments I've seen, I wouldn't want to come back to the forum.

[arista]

Originally Posted by reece(:

I actually don't see him returning, idk why

What are we now below him?

[arista]

Originally Posted by Ashley.

Some of the comments I've seen, I wouldn't want to come back to the forum.

We have staff that will Stop all that.

Raph
can pop back.


He is still has much to Learn
I mean he did not even know
his geography

[arista]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

He will probably come back to thank people for the support and give us the info on what really happened. But I doubt he'll be a regular poster again.

Yes he should go on and
get his own TV show
if he learns "faster"

[arista]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

If he didn't come back I wouldn't blame him tbh some of the things people have said have been vile.

At the same time I would feel a bit negative about him if he didn't pop back and say thanks for the support ungreatful so-and-so!

he is young
Much To Learn.

[sampvt]

PFT