[waterhog]

my snake killed me ( metro news ) 27.09.17

welcome to my death
by the end you will need a plaster
i'm on the floor down to last breath
but please don't blame my bushmaster.
the village will sober
internet forums are going to be hyper
absolutely stunning in my loft is my spitting cobra
but who ever finds me has to deal with my eyelash viper.
big-brother won't flood
no more knock outs like tyson
i am bleeding for my blood
very dear to me is this python.
thank you to the metro
your paper is a pure blinder
every weekday its better then my cobra de capello
kentish town tube ensures i sliver like a sidewinder.
the wrightstuff in me were buying
for me no better wishing
was going to leave them the flying
but to be ironic i dedicate the snake that's fishing.
going to end factually
cause of death and the term
it was none of the above actually
self suffocation by my own longnosed worm.

https://www.metro.news/pet-python-su...fe-fan/758469/ - this is what got me slivering and here i got all my names. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...by_common_name