[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

If my wife leaves me I'll post one in private chat as a rebellion.

me snipping the brakes to her car

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I disagree, he is an stale pale male, ripe for the knitting club

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Sullen Girl

Can you tell the age of a penis just by looking at it?

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Can you tell the age of a penis just by looking at it?

Probably, he has enough experience

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

If my wife leaves me I'll post one in private chat as a rebellion.

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[arista]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

So, I know there are plenty of old people on here... I'm 32 now so getting on a bit myself, and although I still pass for like 26 because I'm beautiful and haven't lost any hair, I do have a question:

IS your eyes being totally ****ed in the morning just a normal thing for us old folk??

I have always had 20/20 eyesight and I still do for most of the day... except like the first hour or so where my vision is blurry AF?? Reading on screens is especially challenging . But it goes away after a while so it can't just be my overall eyesight surely . Is this some sort of common affliction for the aged OR am I going to end up needing glasses? Because I don't think I would suit glasses + don't want them

Glasses are fine Prof TS.


YOU ARE YOUNG

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

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Roofless

[Toy Soldier]

Update for those horrible concerned for my eye health:

My left eye is ****ED UP, I have conjunctivitis and it's horrible . I've never had it before. I'm ashamed to go out in public... my eye is all swollen shut at the bottom, bright red, and watering constantly. And my depth perception is broken. I'm not happy about this at all.

[Toy Soldier]

Also I'm not supposed to rub my eye but ALL I want to do is that.

[bitontheslide]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Update for those horrible concerned for my eye health:

My left eye is ****ED UP, I have conjunctivitis and it's horrible . I've never had it before. I'm ashamed to go out in public... my eye is all swollen shut at the bottom, bright red, and watering constantly. And my depth perception is broken. I'm not happy about this at all.

you were warned about too much masturbation

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Also I'm not supposed to rub my eye but ALL I want to do is that.

Try putting calamine lotion around it (not in obviously)

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by caprimint

Try putting calamine lotion around it (not in obviously)

This sounds like a trick . Like when I was 13 and I sarcastically told a girl in a chatroom that you could get rid of verucas by burning them and she actually did it . I still feel sort of guilty about that.

[caprimint]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

This sounds like a trick . Like when I was 13 and I sarcastically told a girl in a chatroom that you could get rid of verucas by burning them and she actually did it . I still feel sort of guilty about that.

It's not Calamine lotion is used for stopping itching.

[Toy Soldier]

OK since TiBB is my main source of medical knowledge and google has actually been useless for this:

Today my eye feels a bit better, is less teary, and my vision is better... but it LOOKS worse than ever (more red and the surrounding area is puffy). What is going on? Is it improving or is it just travelling along my optic nerve to give me meningitis?

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

OK since TiBB is my main source of medical knowledge and google has actually been useless for this:

Today my eye feels a bit better, is less teary, and my vision is better... but it LOOKS worse than ever (more red and the surrounding area is puffy). What is going on? Is it improving or is it just travelling along my optic nerve to give me meningitis?

Warm damp flannels lightly pressed on them to keep them clean, dark glasses to rest them and do not under any circumstances use the same flannels, towels etc as anyone else.
Try resting the eyes as well, as in shutting them and chilling.

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by NanaChristmas

Warm damp flannels lightly pressed on them to keep them clean, dark glasses to rest them and do not under any circumstances use the same flannels, towels etc as anyone else.
Try resting the eyes as well, as in shutting them and chilling.

It's just one eye still, luckily it hasn't spread. Though I think I have eyestrain in the other eye from it compensating as I could barely see out of the left one yesterday .

[caprimint]

Wow your avatar had me trippin'