[waterhog]

the queen and prince george are a life in poetry 17.12.17

now its stable
had a good few adventures
no more cain but plenty of able
got a few fakes but no dentures.
started when i was tiny
thinking life was evergreen
poetry back then was innocent and shiny
all positive like the love for queen.
then a few causalities
to show no forge i got scars
wham went through and no fatalities
to rehabilitate up round and learnt his cars.
christmas is no gift
25 december is a painful blast
queen and george will never shift
this christmas especially as it was last.
changing as still growing
still rhyming trying to avoid the carzey
with the wrightstuff nearer growing
they are my number one not the paparazzi.

[Gusto Brunt]

Prince William is losing his hair
That's hair, not hare.

If he were losing his hare
then no one would care

Knot that they are now
If you would me allow

To say he must get a wig
Then do a jig

Be merry his hair is back and full
I hope I am not sounding dull.