[parmnion]

Im on it, in the quiet coach b.

Only thing is, i got into kings cross at 9.30 with a full wallet and a new haircut..5 stellas and 2 sneeky spliffs...help...please..keep me occupied...some people are already flouting the coaches rules.......

[parmnion]

People are so rude, big fat bloated faced hoity toity bloke in his starched suit and hairy eyebrows..hes first, chatting away on his phone as though hes in coach D...if i find out that bastards ticket was cheaper than mine...

No kids as yet, which is a major plus.

[parmnion]

Shhh, im trying to hold it together as i sit sandwiched in beside a rather attractive brunette..maybe early 30s...farming stock by dress sense...a definate goer....oh **** shes looking at me typ.......ing...phew..nosey cow nearly caught me.

[parmnion]

So i think, go get a beer from the foodbar, its a long walk, i can calm down....OH NO...no..not when i have to stand about in every carraige waiting in busy bob and his tea trolly hobbling down the aisle...seriously thinking about going to the bog and just locking the door...knowing my luck though my over dangling donuts would probably get sucked down the bog and be left plastered over york train tracks.

[LeatherTrumpet]

I cant believe you have not got a half bottle of Bells for the journey

5 cans wont do

[parmnion]

Ł1 for a deformed twix...**** off richard.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I cant believe you have not got a half bottle of Bells for the journey

5 cans wont do

The stellas were pints in o niels before the train...i got a nice smokey for my birthday..it was done last night.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by parmnion

The stellas were pints in o niels before the train...i got a nice smokey for my birthday..it was done last night.

what reading material do you have ?

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

what reading material do you have ?

I was hoping the new welsh book was out but its not..so im reading paul connellys book about him being abused growing up in the care of the catholic church...not sure of the title as its in my suitcase..which is back up in B...im sitting in F for some reason....

[parmnion]

Doncaster though..

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Doncaster though..

soon you will be back in the homeland

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

soon you will be back in the homeland

Cant wait this time to be honest.....even the 3 tiddly plump girls forced onto the train to get a york connection after a cancelation at donny cant dampen my spirits....they can ram the cheap biscuits they are passing around back in the box though.


Post edited because someone found it offensive.

[Cherie]

Not Parm banned during his train trip and reading material in another carriage

[Ammi]

...awww Parmy.....have a lovely visit (home, I presume..to visit friends and family..?...)...and a safe journey home to TiBB again.....

[parmnion]

Safe and sound...the mothers delighted.

[Cherie]

[Livia]

If I'd had five pints and two spliffs, I would have slept alllllllll the way to Edinburgh.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

parminion advocating drug use

[MTVN]

A better travel log than Bryson

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by MTVN

A better travel log than Bryson

Pity i got banned on the journey, so much more happened...

Ps, my last ever 2 spliffs..

[parmnion]

Very very unneventful on this mornings return journey...only thing to report is the fact that ive been baking a turd since departure at edinburgh..i am now drifting slowly past the arsenal stadium...nipping my cheeks together.