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Old 08-11-2018, 12:49 PM #1
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Default I object to too much sex on the television
I keep falling off!
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It took me way too long to get that
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I only got it because I read this before I posted and it encouraged me to go back and dissect
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When i was a young teenager me and my pals would sit through like 2.5 hours of a foreign film at the University just in the hope we might see some FILTH

Often we were rewarded
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Either you still have an old CRT TV... or you have amazing balance.
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Well he did say he keeps falling off tbf
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Are people who have sex with Tv's Pan-sonic?
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This actual joke dates from the days when you had things on top of the TV like a clock and some ornaments as the top width was about 10 inches
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