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01-04-2019, 11:53 PM | #3076 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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Corin: “How do I look with my hair, Ben?”
Sunshine: “She looks like a ballerina with her hair, doesn’t she?” Ben: “You look like Lorraine Chase.” How was Sunshine not the first evictee The crowd HATE her and she’s been a fairly CPN presence all week, which tbh is so ironic that it feels like it was written @ Davina and Rachael dragging John James for being a dick, and also Michelle who phoned in purely to slut-shame her in the interview () Quote:
1. Ben (-) 2. Sunshine (-) 3. Shabby (+1) 4. Corin (+2) 5. Dave (-) 6. 7. Steve (+1) 8. Mario (+3) 9. Govan (-6) 10. Ife (-1) 11. Josie (-1) 12. Nathan (+1) 13. Caoimhe (-1) 14. John James (-) |
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02-04-2019, 08:44 PM | #3077 | |||
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After their argument yesterday, John James is apologising to Josie, and is talking about his insecurities and how they stem from him being picked on at school for being short, and how the kids called him “Little Midget Bullfighter.” The topic then goes back to the previous day’s argument, and how John was unnecessarily aggressive for no reason, and then Josie comes out with “Yeah, sorry, I just thought you were an angry little man.”
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02-04-2019, 08:47 PM | #3078 | |||
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“He’s been to a very, like, good school, you know, where you sleep over and stuff!”
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03-04-2019, 08:05 AM | #3079 | |||
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Marc
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03-04-2019, 07:18 PM | #3080 | |||
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Ben’s hatred of monkeys
Ben: “Monkeys freak me out.” Sunshine: “I love monkeys! I want a little one!” Ben: “They’re vicious and they’re ugly. ” John James: “No, they’re not! I love monkeys!” Ben: “I’d like a wolf. ” John James: “Oh, because THEY’RE not vicious...” Ben: “No, but they’re pretty, though. Wolves are BEAUTIFUL.” John James: “He’s talking about how vicious a monkey is and now he’s said I want a wolf! ” Ben: “Monkeys are hideous. They go around with their bums sticking out, they’ve got their bits, their penises hanging out everywhere. :/“ John James: “That’s because they don’t wear pants! If we were naked, that’s what we would look like!” Ben: “They’re just like ill-trained people!” John James: “You don’t believe we’re some relation to monkeys?” Ben: “Probably we are, which is why I don’t want one hanging around. ” |
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03-04-2019, 07:25 PM | #3081 | |||
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Dave: “Hiiiii... how we doing today? ”
BB: “How are you?” Dave: “I am very, very intoxicated right now, on the love of our Lord... I’m drunk on his love right now... love is like wine. So much love bubbling out of my belly for everyone! And I’m... very, very well, thank you very much!” BB: “How do you feel about being nominated to face eviction this week?” Dave: “Ssssslightly disappointed... but at the same time, I wasn’t surprised. Because I still think that groups are forming... and certain people are voting for people in the other groups, so I was a little bit disappointed but at the same time, not surprised... ” |
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03-04-2019, 07:26 PM | #3082 | |||
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Why So Serious?
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''It's all in the glory'' I swear he was obsessed with that word
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03-04-2019, 07:40 PM | #3083 | |||
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A cackle
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03-04-2019, 07:43 PM | #3084 | |||
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Dave the monk was a legend
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03-04-2019, 07:49 PM | #3085 | ||
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Remember when I watched the first eight weeks of BB5 then stopped
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03-04-2019, 08:07 PM | #3086 | |||
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A great thief
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i have literally never seen anyone say this before
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03-04-2019, 08:08 PM | #3087 | |||
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Neither have I, I was looking through BB11 posts in the old thread and I think everyone except Marc has hated him
Poor Dave </3 |
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03-04-2019, 08:09 PM | #3088 | ||
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He sucks
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03-04-2019, 08:43 PM | #3089 | |||
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Namaste
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Sunshine
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03-04-2019, 08:44 PM | #3090 | |||
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Why So Serious?
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Ben was the best HM of BB11 and that's the tea
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03-04-2019, 08:49 PM | #3091 | |||
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♡☯♡☮♡☯♡☮♡
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Ben is overrated
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03-04-2019, 08:51 PM | #3092 | |||
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Why So Serious?
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03-04-2019, 08:56 PM | #3093 | |||
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Well now you have, you’re welcome for the tea
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03-04-2019, 09:09 PM | #3094 | |||
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♡☯♡☮♡☯♡☮♡
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03-04-2019, 09:19 PM | #3095 | |||
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“Am I worried about tomorrow night? Yes I am worried, it would be a lie if I wasn’t, but on the one hand, there are many reasons I would like to stay, on the other hand, there are many reasons I would like to go. I hope that makes sense... I guess I’m sad that I just don’t have more soulmates. John said today that I’m someone who needs to be liked, or likes to be liked, and of course I do. It’s not that I have bad relations with some of the people here, it’s just that I don’t have relations. A lot of the tasks and things haven’t really been catered for someone with my interests and abilities and lack of abilities in other areas, so they’ve tended to be physical tasks whereas I’m probably better at quizzes, or creating things, or composing things, or writing things, or musical things... but as it’s my last day tomorrow, I wondered if you could play Diamonds Are Forever in the morning? Shirley Bassey original soundtrack from the 1971 film, but you decide...”
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03-04-2019, 09:20 PM | #3096 | |||
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Marc
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03-04-2019, 09:58 PM | #3097 | |||
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Nicky from Cardiff phoning in to say “Govan, are you aware that you came across in the house as a RIGHT OLD BITCH? Now listen, I’ve got to know - have you got a REALLY BIG WILLY? ”
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04-04-2019, 11:14 AM | #3098 | |||
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Ben has been even more hilarious than usual since he’s been saved from eviction
“I have to say, I’m sorry, but they’re fucking bad losers! They couldn’t even have the GOOD GRACE to say congratulations or anything like that. No, it’s true! I’m not being horrible but I was really good! I went one-by-one to everyone and said I was sorry about Govan, and none of them... they’re pissed off as it’s possible to be that I’m still here! It’s the funniest thing in the world! Even Sunshine’s upset that we’re still here! Have you realised how Sunshine has fully integrated with the “cool” group, she’s going to take his place, she’s going to start smoking and farting soon! Bastards! Absolute. Bloody. BASTARDS.” “We meet again, Big Brother, much to my surprise! I thought it was definitely curtains for me today, I thought when Davina called out the two people that were safe and then there was a little gap, with me and Govan, I just thought that’s it, but I think, as Elaine Stritch sang a song, I’m Still Here, and seemingly I am. I’m not deluded - I’m not saying this means the public loves me or anything but it means they’ve given me another chance, and ultimately it’s their show, and not ours, and that’s something that I find... enormously humbling and I’m very proud that I’m still here. Literally, almost nobody apart from my close group of friends, ie Mario... and Dave... :/ and Steve... :/ up to a point, John... :/ none of them could bring themselves to congratulate me, or there wasn’t even an ATTEMPT at looking pleased for me, just that heavens opened, and the tears were just streaming down people’s faces, I mean talk about amateur dramatics gone wrong, I’ve never seen anything like it in my life! You know, floods of tears, certain people had near nervous breakdowns, Shabby is majorly pissed off and people are not in good moods tonight, I feel rather like Margaret Thatcher did at the time of the poll tax. I’ve got a few people in the outside world that like me, but I’m loathed by the people in here, so it’s been a night of mixed blessings, I think. So to quote Dame Shirley - there were times I felt like running away, but that’s too easy, so now I’m here to stay, you aint heard nothing yet. ” Last edited by Matthew.; 04-04-2019 at 11:33 AM. |
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04-04-2019, 11:49 AM | #3099 | |||
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Ben was odious
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04-04-2019, 12:08 PM | #3100 | ||
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Ben was a poor man's Derek
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