[Epic.]

Aaron: Don't think I dislike you, honestly I don't dislike you at all .
Rebeckah: Okay.
Aaron: PLEASE, and that genuinely upsets me that you think I dislike you, genuinely.
Rebeckah: We'll start again tomorrow.
Aaron: Oh good.
Rebeckah: We only have a few hours anyway.
Aaron: Can I go back to 'Iggle'?
Rebeckah: Yaaaa, call me Iggle
Aaron: I just got--
Rebeckah: HAHAHAHA PFHUHUHUH
Aaron: Honestly, come here. You're SLOWLY becoming my favourite.
Rebeckah: Shhhhhut up, I'm not as brutal as she is so how could I be?
Aaron: Oh no I've gone RIGHT off her! I e gotten to know her. But you seem very outspoken--not outspoken, but--
Rebeckah: YEAH. And I don't care if I go because of it. I'm going true.
Aaron: And that's what I like about you. There's lots I don't like about you, but I like that about you.
Rebeckah: That's good.
Aaron: Alright? And I said it the first night.
Rebeckah: Shall we hug it out? *hugs Aaron* I know, and I said you disappointed me by going for the pretty girls,.
Aaron: I didn't! Honestly there's about six people I don't speak to AT ALL here, that's why I'm up for nomination!
Rebeckah: Exactly! Sort your shit out! Play the game! *enters bedroom*
Aaron: *enters toilet* GOD I don't like her!
*cuts to Brian with crowd*
Brian: "You're slowly becoming my favourite, god I hate you! "

[Epic.]

As if I thought Aden's treatment of Rebeckah couldn't get any worse, they play one of those kissing games and she does it with Tom, causing Aden to pretty much force her to kiss him by chasing her and pinning her down until she did it.

Thankfully she gave the thug what for with her pillow weapon!

[Daniel.]

Aden was treated terribly by Reckah

[Epic.]

Tashie and Becki are the two most unfairly booed housemates of all time, not to mention having the loudest boos I've ever heard over any other housemate, it's uncomfortable to listen to especially when this undeserved

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Aden was treated terribly by Reckah

He deserved it for trying to force her to get with him, I'm glad she manipulated him into making a fool of himself

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Aden was treated terribly by Reckah

We have to laugh

[Daniel.]

Ergh I liked Rebeckah and not Aden but it's true

But I can't remember much of that genuinely terrible series

[Epic.]

Tashie has a tissue already used with tears carried out with her

You can tell she's really vulnerable and it's no wonder this amount of hostility caused her to enter the porn industry

[Babayaro.]

The Aaron show

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

The Aaron show

I actually think he's a good housemate at this point

[Liam-]

Aaron sucked, but was the best of a bad bunch

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

The Aaron show

Tea

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Epic.

I actually think he's a good housemate at this point

I think he’ll be your favourite by the end.

[Epic.]

Daniel thinks I'll hate Aaron so who knows how things will go

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 5/6 Highlights (Aaron, Harry and Tashie nominated)
1. Rebeckah (+1)
2. Tashie (+1)
3. Heaven (+1)
4. Maisy (-3)
5. Alex (-)
6. Louise (+1)
7. Faye (-1)
8. Aaron (-)
9. Mark (-)
10. Tom (-)
11. Jay (-)
12. Anton (-)
13. Harry (-)
14. Aden (-)

Day 7/8 Highlights (Tashie Evicted)
1. Rebeckah (-)
2. Tashie (-)
3. Heaven (-)
4. Alex (+1)
5. Maisy (-1)
6. Faye (+1)
7. Aaron (+1)
8. Louise (-2)
9. Mark (-)
10. Tom (-)
11. Jay (-)
12. Anton (-)
13. Harry (-)
14. Aden (-)

It took 8 days for me to put even 1 male above even 1 female.

[Matthew.]

Watching the very first series of Big Brother


“Hi I’m Caroline and I live beside a motorway! ”

[Matthew.]

I used to be a nun... I used to be a ballerina... I used to be a stripper...

I love gardening but I don’t have a garden so I just look at other people’s gardens



Anna is a howl already and it hasn’t even been 15 minutes

[Matthew.]

Caroline’s cackle

[Matthew.]

The segment on the lack of toilet roll at the end resulting in the suggestion of “Just use your hand!”

Big Brother 1 - Launch Episode Ranking
1. Anna
2. Caroline
3. Melanie
4. Darren
5. Sada
6. Tom
7. Nichola
8. Andrew
9. Nick
10. Craig

[Headie]

Perched for Nichola to become the shining star!

[Matthew.]

“Big Brother doesn’t joke, Darren.”



I feel like he kinda knew what was going on though

[Epic.]

It's uncanny how similar in personality and looks Aaron is to Jack Whitehall

[Epic.]

I normally hate the Ch5 over-edited tacky montages (BB12 especially already has a woefully large amount) but in the case of this preparation before Aaron and Faye's date where they get dressed up, it's actually funny.

"WHO WOULD GO OUT LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!?"

[Epic.]

Rebeckah is in Heaven's bed

Heaven: Sorry, sorry, excuse me Rebeckah, can I get in my bed please?
Rebeckah: OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WAS GOING OUT.
Heaven: Yeah I've changed my mind.
Rebeckah: ..Oh okay!
Heaven: Great.
Rebeckah: *climbs into Aden's bed* See how NASTY she is to me!
Aden: Yeah I know.
Rebeckah: She's such a bitch!
*Heaven leaves room*
Rebeckah: I voodoo your ass . What a fucking, nasty, bitch! WHY DID SHE DO THAT TO ME? *gets up* She made me get out of bed, and I was talking to her, what did she say? She didn't want me in her bed?!
Maisy: No I just said "Don't talk about it" and she was like "It's not that, it's not that" and what did you say? *points to Aden*
Aden: I said sorry and she said "Oh she's in my bed" or something.
Rebeckah: *storms out of bedroom* OY WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME? I'M NOT ALLOWED TO LAY ON YOUR BED AND TALK TO MAISY?!
Heaven: Why are you coming out with an attitude to me?
Rebeckah: YEAH I HAVE A MASSIVE ATTITUDE, WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO LAY ON YOUR BED? WHY?
Heaven: I don't want any negative vibrations.
Rebeckah: Are you fucking-CRACKERS?! I-WAS-LAYING-ON-YOUR-BED-TALKING-TO-MAISY!
Heaven: I don't want your negative souls to go on my pillow .
Rebeckah: MY 'NEGATIVE SOULS'?! I WAD TALKING TO MY FRIEND.
Heaven: Talk to me don't shout, if you talk, we talk?
Rebeckah: I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY TO YA, YER A BULLY YER NASTY.
Heaven: A BULLY? Thank you! *points at Mark* Do you see that manipulation?! *points at Rebeckah*
Rebeckah: You said it behind my back!
Heaven: Do you see that manipula--what did I say behind your back? Cause I ain't never said nothing behind your back!
Rebeckah: You told HIM that I'm LEADING HIM ON, that he needs to protect himself against me, that's BULLYING, saying-something-behind-somebody's-back!
Heaven: Did I mention you? Aden? Aden? Aden? Aden? Aden wait lemme tal--Aden?
Aden: We can talk about this tomorrow *leads Rebeckah away*
Heaven: Tell her then!
Aden: Relax!
Heaven' Tell her then!
Aden: Go and talk to her!
Heaven: Tell her that now!
Aden: Relax!
Heaven: D'ya know what yeah? You used to be REAL!
Rebeckah: I used to be REAL?
Heaven: You used to be real!
Rebeckah: Your a fucking ACTRESS!
Heaven: You used to be real!
Rebeckah: You're an actress!
Heaven: You're not real!
Rebeckah: You're an actress!
Heaven: You're not real.
Rebeckah: I've seen you in front of every single camera!
Heaven: You're not real!

I thought this couldn't get any funnier after Rebeckah's clear over reaction but then this actual argument happened and it's definitely one of my fave Ch5 ones now

[Epic.]

Omg and now Rebeckah has manipulated Jay into thinking she never tattled to him about Heaven hogging all the food when she singled Heaven out instead of the other two people as well, and according to him he 'doesn't remember' who told him

She's a waaaay better version of both Bea and Roxanne