[Epic.]

Marcus Bentley: Heaven and Rebeckah have been trying to resolve their DIFFERENCES, for the past 41 minutes'

Such a long time to be doing this

[Epic.]

"Guys, yeah? No mo--GUYS?! No more unstable house, yeah? Sorry if any energy was created or whatever, yeah? It's all balanced and everything's good, yeah? Everything's good, yeah? Everything's BLESS! Yeah, guys?"

[Epic.]

Faye: What are you? Are you bi or are you straight or do you not know?
Aaron: Oh I'm straight.
Faye: Really?
Aaron: Yeah.
Faye: ...Are you 100% sure?
Aaron: Yeah...!
Faye: Do you think you'd never be bi?
Aaron: ...Dunno.
Faye: See? There's that little thing inside.
Aaron: I think you should never say never? Or somebody that says never is hiding something perhaps... I dunno. I think you have to be open to the possibility of anything really.
Faye: ...I've kissed women before.
Aaron: HAVE YOU?
Faye: YES?
Aaron: IdunnowhyI'msoexcitedbythat, umm... in what circumstances? How's that happened?
Faye: I just had a bit too much to drink.
Aaron: ...Right? What just friends messing around?
Faye: Mm-hmm.
Aaron: Oh right, and you liked it?
Faye: No we just thought... we'd get off with each other...
Aaron: Me and my friends never do that.
Faye: I think you've got tendencies to be. [Bi]
Aaron: Oh thanks .
Faye: Perhaps we could be like--
Aaron: On a crusade?
Faye: Best friends, and I could help you on this journey...
Aaron: What journey?!
Faye: To discover yourself...
Aaron: I'd get a bus...
Faye: A BUS? ... I'd be on the bus right next to you, Aaron...
Aaron:

The interaction between these two has been so funny and innocuous

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 7/8 Highlights (Tashie Evicted)
1. Rebeckah (-)
2. Tashie (-)
3. Heaven (-)
4. Alex (+1)
5. Maisy (-1)
6. Faye (+1)
7. Aaron (+1)
8. Louise (-2)
9. Mark (-)
10. Tom (-)
11. Jay (-)
12. Anton (-)
13. Harry (-)
14. Aden (-)

Day 9/10/11 Highlights (Heaven and Rebeckah nominated)
1. Rebeckah
2. Heaven
3. Aaron (+3)
4. Faye (+1)
5. Maisy (-1)
6. Alex (-3)
7. Louise
8. Tom (+1)
9. Jay (+1)
10. Mark (-2)
11. Anton
12. Harry
13. Aden

Heaven: It's ALRIGHT. Trust me, you lot, listen. When I say to you "I'm alright", I'm not just--You know how some people say to you "I'm alright" as a front, I AM alright. It is totally, it is FINE. It's just a game. I already knew. I knew yesterday, I knew the day before, I knew. I've always been like the odd one out, in every situation. And I'm good with it. I love who I am. So I have NO hard feelings to ANYBODY, at ALL. To nobody.... IT'S FIIIIIINE! PLEEEEEASE . Please

Rebeckah: I'LL BE HONEST I FEEL SHHHIT! HAHA! WELL DONE HEAVEN BUT I FEEL SHIT!

The noms are so tragic and if this was later Ch5, they probably would've put Maisy up with her 4 or so nominations and under VTS she probably would've went and I'd be relieved but now this sensational BB rivalry is quickly ending

[*mazedsalv**]

Aaron's a legend. And that is that

[Matthew.]

Quite sad how Tom’s scared of trying to fit in in case he’s just dismissed because of his Irish accent </3

[Matthew.]

“This is Big Brother. The two people who are nominated this week are, in alphabetical order, Caroline and Sada.”

Sada: “Sooo... it’s complete cool with me, I’m really happy about it and I don’t eant anything to change at all because I’ve had a great time and I’m completely okay with it and I don’t want anything to change because I was expecting it and it’s cool okay, you know, I’m fine with everything, okay ”

Caroline:

[Matthew.]

After nominations were announced, around 45 seconds later all the boys went to the bedroom to celebrate and now Nick’s in the DR asking Big Brother not to show it in case it “puts a prejudice against us in future public voting”

[Matthew.]

“Alright I’m staying! Whatever happens, after you watched all the videos and all the shit’s hit the fan blah blah blah, I want you all... to come to my book launch! ”

[Epic.]

*Aden kisses Rebeckah on the cheek*
Rebeckah: It feels like you've literally got your DICK out and PISSED, ALL, OVER ME!!!

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

*Aden kisses Rebeckah on the cheek*
Rebeckah: It feels like you've literally got your DICK out and PISSED, ALL, OVER ME!!!

Serving “Kimberly I feel like you just wanked all over my face!”

[Epic.]

Harry said in his VT he'd love to be a gay icon and that he's straight but could easily turn because the other gender will always accept him, clearly ignorant of the fact that sexuality isn't a choice. They then offer him to pose for a gay magazine in a task where housemates have to say Yes to as many dilemmas as possible, and he says no, exclaiming "I'm not risking my reputation for some food! ". Absolute bull****ter

[Epic.]

Rebeckah is iconic. Her Yes/No dilemma was sacrificing someone's suitcase, and she chose Mark thinking he'd take it best. Then for no reason at all, she pulls him aside and this exchange happens

Rebeckah: Right, I had to choose somebody like, to leave tonight.
Mark: To LEAVE?!
Rebeckah: Yeah? And... I thought... that you'd take it better than anybody.
Mark: To LEAVE?! As in the whole thing?!
Rebeckah: Yeah...
Mark: ...
Rebeckah: ...
Rebeckah: Do you hate me?
Mark: Yeeaaaah? But I don't HATE you. To leave the whole thing?!
Rebeckah: Yeah? Have you packed all your stuff?
Mark: Yeeaaaah.
Rebeckah: Who else should I have chosen?
Mark: I dunno! I'm having such a good time!
Rebeckah: Only joking! HAHAHAHA. Just messing . You just lose your clothes for a couple of day-ha-ha-ays
Mark: Ohh
Rebeckah:
Mark: I was nearly gonna fall!
Rebeckah: Heh-heh-heh no
Mark: Ready to leave!
Rebeckah: I was gonna carry that on all night but I couldn't!
Mark: I didn't want to, I would collapse on the floor!
Rebeckah: Heh-heh-heh *hugs Mark*
Mark: I'm just gonna lose some clothes?
Rebeckah: You did fine
Mark: NO.
Rebeckah: I thought you'd take it better than this.
Mark: YEAH IT'S FINE.
Rebeckah: Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh
Mark: OKAY. I'm not leaving then! Okay thank you for not letting me leave!
Rebeckah: Heh-heh-heh-heh

[Epic.]

Aden won't stop trying to kiss Rebeckah while she groans that he stops, why has he not been removed yet my skin is crawling

[Epic.]

Now Aden's dilemma is that he can't be near Rebeckah and if he ever is near her, BB will play a sound effect of Rebeckah saying to him "Stop kissing my FACE!" over and over

[Epic.]

Now they're having a party and Aden is grabbing Maisy's face trying to snog her while she say no, I'm gagging so much

[Epic.]

Poor girl is actually crying about it and he doesn't even know what he's done wrong

[Epic.]

Aden and REBECKAH are now also declaring their love for each other

[Epic.]

Rebeckah is provoking Heaven into anger and now in bed flirting with Aden

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 9/10/11 Highlights (Heaven and Rebeckah nominated)
1. Rebeckah
2. Heaven
3. Aaron (+3)
4. Faye (+1)
5. Maisy (-1)
6. Alex (-3)
7. Louise
8. Tom (+1)
9. Jay (+1)
10. Mark (-2)
11. Anton
12. Harry
13. Aden

Day 12/13 Highlights
1. Rebeckah (-)
2. Heaven (-)
3. Faye (+1)
4. Alex (+2)
5. Aaron (-2)
6. Maisy (-1)
7. Louise (-)
8. Jay (+1)
9. Mark (+1)
10. Anton (+1)
11. Tom (-3)
12. Harry (-)
13. Aden (-)

[reece(:]

The fact BB12 centered around showmances

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

The fact BB12 centered around showmances

The whole cast is horny apart from Heaven, Alex, Tom and Harry

[Headie]

Originally Posted by reece(:

The fact BB12 centered around showmances

C5 pissed it didn't air during the Love Island era?

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Hayden

C5 pissed it didn't air during the Love Island era?

[Tony Montana]

The Yes/No shopping task is one of the best the show has ever had. So simple, yet so hilarious.