[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Highlight of the last ep: Maxwell getting up in Science’s face over the wine only for Science to respond with “poo” & “plaque attack”.

How to Deal With a Bratty Thug 101<33333333

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by aaronneely2017

Going to start using this thread to start doing housemate rankings for my BB8 first watch! Is BB8 good? I know it wasn't well received at the time and was the beginning of the end of the show. I have got a feeling it wont be as good as the greats like 5 6 and 7

Perfectly fine with plenty of drama up until Charley’s evicted

[Greg!]

Originally Posted by aaronneely2017

Going to start using this thread to start doing housemate rankings for my BB8 first watch! Is BB8 good? I know it wasn't well received at the time and was the beginning of the end of the show. I have got a feeling it wont be as good as the greats like 5 6 and 7

It is very entertaining imo, but doesn't have as gripping storylines as the golden era series and can be quite repetitive. There's also a big dip in quality after a certain housemate gets evicted

[Matthew.]

Elizabeth: “I had a friend at agricultural college, one of them, they got pig semen and injected it into someone’s toothpaste, and they didn’t tell him…”
Amma: “Even I wouldn’t do that… ugh”

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Perfectly fine with plenty of drama up until Charley’s evicted

And Guru week

[aaronneely2017]

Thanks Guys! Just finished the launch night, A very interesting cast of women, stand outs for me were definitely Lesley, Nicky, Charley and Tracey <3

[Matthew.]

Amma: (brushes hair at night)
Penny: “The **** is going on? Honey, you’ve got to… You know, I’m really stressed about tomorrow? You’re really keeping me up, you should sleep on the sofa if you’re going to be like that.”
Amma: “I’m brushing my… Oh Penny, I’m brushing my hair. Lighten up.”
Penny: “I’m really…”
Amma: “I’m. Brushing. My Hair. How many times?”
Penny: “No noise, girls…”
Amma: “Go to bed then.”
Penny: “I AM IN BED.”

[Matthew.]

You’ve heard of jasonworkingout.gif…



Now get ready for…

stuartworkingout.gif

[aaronneely2017]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Amma: (brushes hair at night)
Penny: “The **** is going on? Honey, you’ve got to… You know, I’m really stressed about tomorrow? You’re really keeping me up, you should sleep on the sofa if you’re going to be like that.”
Amma: “I’m brushing my… Oh Penny, I’m brushing my hair. Lighten up.”
Penny: “I’m really…”
Amma: “I’m. Brushing. My Hair. How many times?”
Penny: “No noise, girls…”
Amma: “Go to bed then.”
Penny: “I AM IN BED.”

Love this! BB2's first 4 weeks are amazing

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

You’ve heard of jasonworkingout.gif…



Now get ready for…

stuartworkingout.gif

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 1 (Helen and Penny nominated, Josh voted in)
1. Narinder (+3)
2. Brian (-)
3. Helen (-2)
4. Amma (-1)
5. Paul (+1)
6. Stuart (+1)
7. Elizabeth (+3)
8. Dean (-3)
9. Penny (-1)
10. Bubble (-1)

Week 2 (Penny evicted)
1. Amma (+3)
2. Helen (+1)
3. Penny (+6)
4. Brian (-2)
5. Narinder (-4)
6. Stuart (-) (that gif )
7. Elizabeth (-)
8. Bubble (+2)
9. Dean (-1)
10. Paul (-5)

I THINK I AM GOING TOMORROW!!!!!!!! I THINK SEVEN PEOPLE VOTED ME OUT!!!!!!!!!

[Jake.]

I am DYING @ Kinga grabbing TWO bottles of coke, a full carton of milk etc when their secret mission is to take enough food for the NIGHT without the housemates finding out

[Epic.]

"Outside, Mel tries to get Thomas, the QUIETEST member of the house, to talk..."

Even all the way back to BB1, Marcus & the producers were shading the housemates

[Matthew.]

“I hope he gets chucked out on Friday, I hope the whole world hates him, I really do! I’m fed up with it! I’m sick of him! As I said again, I’ll repeat it, I don’t mind, LEAVE!!! I wish he was gone! FRIDAY HURRY UP AND COME, VOTE HIM OUT, HE’S A FACKING… SHIT!! He’s a smug dick and leave this house because I facking think you’re SMALL… SMUG… AND SSSSHHHHIT, I hate you!!!”

[Epic.]

Darren: I nominate Craig..............and, Tom....... um... I nominate Craig, um... because, he's got a business out of here, and it'd be nice for him to get out of here and see if his business is still up and running? And I nominate Tom... um... again, the same, he's got a business and it'd be nice if he can get out and see if his business is still up and running!

I ****ing love Darren sometimes

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 2 (Penny evicted)
1. Amma (+3)
2. Helen (+1)
3. Penny (+6)
4. Brian (-2)
5. Narinder (-4)
6. Stuart (-) (that gif )
7. Elizabeth (-)
8. Bubble (+2)
9. Dean (-1)
10. Paul (-5)

I THINK I AM GOING TOMORROW!!!!!!!! I THINK SEVEN PEOPLE VOTED ME OUT!!!!!!!!!

Week 3 - Stuart evicted
1. Amma (-)
2. Narinder (+3)
3. Brian (+1)
4. Helen (-1)
5. Stuart (+1)
6. Bubble (+2)
7. Elizabeth (-)
8. Josh (N/E)
9. Dean (-)
10. Paul (-)

[Matthew.]

Helen: “Oohhhhhh my god I have not seen chocolate for weeks. Oh my god that is fantastic. ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.”
Narinder: “Get your grubby hands off them Helen.”
Helen: “I’M JUST SNIFFING THEM!”

The prequel to Lesley Brain?

[Matthew.]

(Elizabeth and Narinder are playing a game of indoor tennis)



“All the ladies are ready. May the best wench win. Bosoms out girls. Here we go.”


(game starts)

“OHHH Elizabeth Woodcock fifteen love! Miss Kaur has opted for a delectable yellow Versace* top, and Miss Woodcock went for a more delectable Armani, red, cashmere, breast revealing top, with matching baggy trousers from Marks and Spencers! And Miss Kaur’s jeans, ruffed at the ends, very in this season. Very competitive game, ohhhh falling!”


*pronounced “verce-ace” as opposed to “ver-sachay”

[Matthew.]

It’s Bubble’s turn in the dancing task, he runs towards the garden which results in this…



...and hurting himself. Dean and Paul help him into the Diary Room, where he is greeted by Brian, who says “Yep, hi, hello! Flight to Miami, sir, business class, the last person boarding. Bubble Ferguson, is it? I’m delaying the flight, sir. Economy’s on the left. ” as he shuts the door

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

SCREAMING

[Epic.]

"A few weeks ago, Nicholas told the group that he had a secret wife who died in an accident in Australia.
Melanie: What's wrong? ...Tell me quickly
Nick: It's, not quick. If I could confide in just you two [Melanie and Thomas], it goes no further.
Melanie: Yeah of course?
Nick: Um, it's a terrible thing to say, it's been bothering the past two weeks um... at the beginning, of the show, um... a so-called, uh, friend of mine, gave me a bit of advice... um... and he said, um... "Tell, an outrageous story." And I did it was untrue. I dunno if it's gonna--if it was broadcast or not, but I told a story that was untrue.

Melanie: Really?
Nick: Hm...
Melanie: Don't worry about it?
Nick: ...Well I dunno if it went out or not but if it did--
Thomas: I don't think that's something that would've went out.
Nick: ...
Thomas: It's a deeply personal thing.
Melanie: Yeah.
Nick: Yeah, but if it did then I'm... doomed.

Such a powerful moment . Nick lying that he had a wife that died is indefensibly bad but a really fresh and intriguing concept for something that only occurs in the first series and then not only that, but it catching up to him, feeling bad about the lengths he went to for sympathy, and now realizing he's probably hated by the public for it. It's a pretty tragic but interesting revelation .

[Epic.]

The fact as well that all of this has taken place the same time the whole house have made a running gag of singing the lyrics "IT'S ONLY A GAMESHOW!" over and over again

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 23/24 Highlights
1. Nick
2. Caroline
3. Darren
4. Anna
5. Melanie
6. Nichola
7. Craig (+1)
8. Tom (-1)

Day 25/26 Highlights (Caroline and Thomas nominated)
1. Nick (-)
2. Caroline (-)
3. Darren (-)
4. Anna (-)
5. Melanie (-)
6. Nichola (-)
7. Craig (-)
8. Tom (-)

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

I’ve never seen a series where they argue this much about food and booze lol.

Highlight of the last ep: Maxwell getting up in Science’s face over the wine only for Science to respond with “poo” & “plaque attack”.

Day 25/26
1. Science
2. Derek
3. Makosi
4. Craig
5. Roberto
6. Kemal
7. Vanessa
8. Saskia
9. Maxwell
10. Anthony

Day 27/28(Live Eviction)/29(Roberto Evicted, new people enter)
1. Derek
Ok, so I went from being completely 50/50 on Derek to absolutely adoring him rather quickly. They fact that he loathes a high majority of his fellow housemates speaks wonders to me, and I’m in love with his quick quips and acidic tongue
2. Science
Easily the most interesting of the bunch. I love how much he detests Maxwell yet not once has he let him get under his skin (in fact, quite the opposite). I can’t see Science burning out anytime soon, because he’s got a lot of depth to his character.
3. Makosi
Makosi began to fly under the radar a bit during the second week, but thankfully she bounced back. She was made for her launch night task and I’m hoping BB give her something else to do soon. Amazing housemate.
4. Roberto
I was sad to see him go (but obviously the correct choice against Derek). I could never quite work him out, however he brought out the best (or worst) in the other housemates and instigated a good number of the arguments so!
5. Kinga (New Entry)
First impressions count and Kinga’s sure made one! She seems really fun and hyperactive and is probably needed after 4 weeks of solid arguments and bitching. I have to reiterate how much I loved her trying to take in two bottles of coke, a full loaf of bread, 4 pints of milk etc into the secret garden, after they’d been told that they only needed enough for one nights stay lmao.
6. Craig
Up until recently, I held Craig in a much higher regard than this. Bitchy but funny with it, quick witted, speaks his mind etc. However, his alliance with Saskia/Maxwell/Anthony is a damn shame because it feels like a wasted opportunity. And in the last ep, Maxwell revealed that he’d sprinkled scabs on Science’s food and Craig found is hilarious which is gross. Having said that, “YOU’RE HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH AREN’T YOU MATE?! YOU’RE A FUCKING ANIMAL! YOU FUCKING PIG!” is probably my favourite argument this series.
7. Kemal
Was a lot more prominent in his first couple of weeks. Fine, but not contributing a whole lot.
8. Orlaith (New Entry)
Seems nice and sweet and probably a bit overshadowed by Kinga?
9. Vanessa
She’s pretty much a non-entity, but whenever she does make an appearance she’s usually being a mess (putting the whole house up for eviction, being made to eat three meals a day in the DR/not being allowed to eat anything from the shopping budget). Idk, probably out of her depth.
10. Eugene (New Entry)
Seems nice enough, will need to have more time to judge.
11. Saskia
She was a good housemate in the first few weeks and came across as the most grounded, but she’s being suffocated by Maxwell and spends all day with him on the sofas or in the pool and yeah idk, she’s gone boring. Saskia vs Derek could have been a great rivalry but it seems to have fizzled out.
12. Anthony
He’s just... there?
13. Maxwell
Repugnant. What on earth the crowds see in him is beyond me. I mean, he’s providing drama and that’s fine but he’s gross and sprinkling your scabs on someones food? Rancid.

[Epic.]

(on the previous page) Aside from the new housemates, that would be my exact ranking of the housemates based on only the first four weeks too

Idk how spoiled you are but about Kemal

Spoiler:

He's a much bigger presence in the next week of the series onwards and does overall become a memorable aspect of the series