[Daniel.]

Kemal is one of the bigger personalities from now on until his eviction

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

(on the previous page) Aside from the new housemates, that would be my exact ranking of the housemates based on only the first four weeks too

Idk how spoiled you are but about Kemal

Spoiler:

He's a much bigger presence in the next week of the series onwards and does overall become a memorable aspect of the series

Ooo, perched!

[Lostie!]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Darren: I nominate Craig..............and, Tom....... um... I nominate Craig, um... because, he's got a business out of here, and it'd be nice for him to get out of here and see if his business is still up and running? And I nominate Tom... um... again, the same, he's got a business and it'd be nice if he can get out and see if his business is still up and running!

I ****ing love Darren sometimes

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

“I hope he gets chucked out on Friday, I hope the whole world hates him, I really do! I’m fed up with it! I’m sick of him! As I said again, I’ll repeat it, I don’t mind, LEAVE!!! I wish he was gone! FRIDAY HURRY UP AND COME, VOTE HIM OUT, HE’S A FACKING… SHIT!! He’s a smug dick and leave this house because I facking think you’re SMALL… SMUG… AND SSSSHHHHIT, I hate you!!!”

Underrated legend!

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Darren: I nominate Craig..............and, Tom....... um... I nominate Craig, um... because, he's got a business out of here, and it'd be nice for him to get out of here and see if his business is still up and running? And I nominate Tom... um... again, the same, he's got a business and it'd be nice if he can get out and see if his business is still up and running!

I ****ing love Darren sometimes

Imagine if he was in BB6?

[Matthew.]

Helen pours Narinder a drink, in the middle of which the lid of the jug falls off and the drink spills all over the table, so Narinder, Elizabeth and Dean lick it off of the table Then Helen tries to collect it in her hands to put it back in the jug () so Narinder tells her “GET YER FINGEHS OUT OF IT ”

[Matthew.]

Davina asking Paul’s mum to name her one interesting thing that he’s done

[Matthew.]

“Listen… listen, I want Amma out, I want Bubble out, I want… Dean out, I want… **** it, **** it, I want Amma out, I want Bubble out, I want Dean out, I want… Helen out, the people I want to stay is Elizabeth, Brian, Paul and… Josh I want out. **** it, I don’t give a ****, that’s how I feel!”


And Davina saying that had she not been evicted already, she would have been ejected for it

[Matthew.]

Davina: “I just want to say, you have truly spiced up that house.”
Narinder: “But why didn’t I stay? WHY DIDN’T I STAY?”
(crowd cheers)
Davina: “That is the question on the tip of many people’s lips.”
Narinder: “YES THANK YOU PAUL’S FRIEND! ”
Davina: “Now hang on one second…”
Narinder: “He said they were good looking, I don’t see it yet! ”

Oh my god

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

“Listen… listen, I want Amma out, I want Bubble out, I want… Dean out, I want… **** it, **** it, I want Amma out, I want Bubble out, I want Dean out, I want… Helen out, the people I want to stay is Elizabeth, Brian, Paul and… Josh I want out. **** it, I don’t give a ****, that’s how I feel!”

[Cal.]

Narinder was a FANTASTIC housemate far ahead of her time

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Narinder was a FANTASTIC housemate far ahead of her time

True. I've always felt that.

She should've been saved for the golden era.

[Matthew.]

A long post but this interview

Davina: “How many people do you think nominated you?”
Narinder: “I think it was Amma, Bubble, Dean, Elizabeth. I know who it was!”
Davina: “Because you had 6 nominations which was just 2 more than Paul.”
Narinder: … Oh the cheek of it, and I cooked them bloody curry the little shits!”
Davina: “Narinder…”
Narinder: “Yeah! I COOKED THEM CURRY!!!!”

Then she gets shown her nominations

Bubble: “I am nominating Narinder because…”
Narinder: “YOU TWAT! ”
Amma: “She can’t take what she dishes out...” (crowd boos)
Narinder: “OH ALRIGHT AMMA ”
Dean: “She is one of the people I get on with less well than other people in this group”
Narinder: “Yeah because you didn’t take the time, Dean? ”
Elizabeth: “She still has her certain rules in here and sometimes that causes not so much aggro but a lot of shouting.”
Narinder: “Oh and she cried? Or did she? ”
Helen: “Because out of the girls, out of Amma and Elizabeth, I think she is the one I get on with the least” (crowd boos heavily)
Narinder: “BOOOOOO! She’s full of herself guys!”
Josh: “She causes friction in the group…”
Narinder: “OHHHH my god and I stood up for him! ”

[Matthew.]

Some more Narinder highlights because we all need them

(Word Association with Housemates)
Davina: “Bubble?”
Narinder: “Ugh his voice irritates me like no other…”
Davina: “One word... ”
Narinder: “Voice. ”
Davina: “Dean?”
Narinder: “Boring!!!! ”
Davina: “Elizabeth?”
Narinder: “BORING!!! ”
Davina: “Helen?”
Narinder: “ERRGGHHHHH.”

(On Josh’s nomination of Narinder)
“When I saw his face, I saw a little smirk and I thought “YOU WANK ”

“Bubble thinks he’s great and he’s shite.”

[Cal.]

Narinder properly embraced the whole BB experience you can tell she had a blast

The likes of Dean, Josh and Elizabeth staying for weeks on end over her EW

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 3 - Stuart evicted
1. Amma (-)
2. Narinder (+3)
3. Brian (+1)
4. Helen (-1)
5. Stuart (+1)
6. Bubble (+2)
7. Elizabeth (-)
8. Josh (N/E)
9. Dean (-)
10. Paul (-)

Week 4 - Narinder evicted </3
1. Narinder (+1)
2. Brian (+1)
3. Helen (+1)
4. Amma (-3)
5. Elizabeth (+2)
6. Dean (+3)
7. Paul (+3)
8. Josh (-)
9. Bubble (-3)

[aaronneely2017]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Narinder properly embraced the whole BB experience you can tell she had a blast

The likes of Dean, Josh and Elizabeth staying for weeks on end over her EW

I agree I watched BB2 last year and the show quickly dies out after her eviction. Dean and Elizabeth are the prime examples of what it is to float all the way to the end

[Headie]

Maxwell not even feeling any bit of remorse for putting his dirty scab in Science's drink, laughing through Big Brother's warning and asking for cider when asked if he has anything he wishes to say

Evil scum! Glad I've only got a couple weeks left of him.

[Headie]

I've been made aware (get a life Epic!) that I didn't do a ranking for Week 4 so here it is:

Week 4 - Roberto evicted

1. Science
2. Makosi
3. Vanessa
4. Derek
5. Kemal
6. Roberto
7. Craig
8. Anthony
9. Saskia
10. Maxwell

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

You’ve heard of jasonworkingout.gif…



Now get ready for…

stuartworkingout.gif

It's like I'm watching a cranky blonde beach monster competing in working out with a deflated Incredible Hulk

[Matthew.]

I just noticed the way he winks at the camera at the end of it

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

BB17 Week 3 Edgic, Ranking, and Thots:



1. Charlie (lmao there were like two days where I was upset that Charlie went UTR and figured out where she stood, but then we got Sugar Hut-gate and how about kicking my dog-gate and 20 y/o daughter-gate and WOW what a tour de force)
2. Emma (waiting until noms were done to read Georgina to FILTH I looooved how calm and rational she was with her points of "we could get along if you actually tried to" to Georgina and "yeah I nominated your missus because I don't like her and that's what the point of nominations is :duh:" to Jackson)
3. Laura (is probably my overall fave still but UTR1 this week)
4. Evelyn (was a good foil to Georgina with STUPID COW and applying makeup on Jackson and like... breathing in the same vicinity as him and sending Georgina into a rage )
5. Jason (deserves all the credit in the world for putting up with Charlie and letting her know repeatedly where she stands)
6. Jayne (UTR this week but handled getting TEN nominations like a champ so gj hun)
7. Lateysha (eh not that I like Andy but her screaming tirade about him being a stirrer wasn't that good of a look because as annoying as he is, her bed clique holding court is equally annoying to me in a lot of ways. That being said, she's a fun narrator and a good friend that everyone could use)
8. Ryan (okay okay okay I HATE THIS because the projectile vomit and Hughie feeling his lip filler and SMELL THAT are gross and disgusting beyond belief buuuuuut when he obnoxiously winds Hooie up it's kinda cute and funny? Kill me for admitting that)
Georgina (lmaoooo okay I've said it over and over again guys but she suuuuuucks and someone compared to a Caroline Wharram/Steven Goode hybrid and... yikes! That being said, her downfall was gloooorious and really cemented her as a character and an experience that was worthwhile at least when Jackson wasn't around, which unfortunately wasn't much)
9. Hughie (eh kiiiiinda normal and likable some of the time but still really just there in an uninteresting way?)
10. Alex (speaking of just there... )
11. Andy (it doesn't matter if your sentiments are righteous if you go about them and express yourself in the most pedantic, smug, self-congratulatory way! I get where he's coming from, but he thinks he's a martyr when he's really just a rat and sadly the GBP eat it up :\)
11. Chelsea (still sucks but he's hardly A Thing so that helps at least?)
12. Sam (also not really a thing but like... god what a loser. His drunken tantrum over the fishbowl was incomprehensible and EMBARRASSING and he called Hughie and Ryan bum boys like a middle schooler would?)
13. Jackson (oh my god he suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks and his relationship with HIS MISSUS is soooooo beyond contrived. What does he even like about her? Like he started worshipping her from THE OTHER HOUSE when he had known her for 72 hours. And as much of a nasty jealous cow as Georgina is, he sooooooo exploited her for his own purpose and OPENLY flirted with Evelyn and hit on her to make Georgina jealous?!?! But the public ignored it all because he was able to drop carefully timed "I love you"s and strategic "I would marry you tomorrow if I could"s and it was just soooo gross. And then when he was evicted her cried in the DR that she reminds him of his mother (?!?!) and complained about people nominating THAT BITCH even though no one ever called Georgina a bitch in their noms (?!?!) he's so insufferable omg)

A pretty good week! Some of the storylines got a little tedious at times, like anything involving Andy and anything involving Jacksina (is there an official portmanteau for them?), and the fishbowl fight was wayyyyyy too incomprehensible for me to even attempt to understand and follow. But there were a lot of great highlights too, like Emma withstanding the Jacksina tirades, Evelyn fueling the fire to the Jacksina tirades and then withstanding them, and pretty much every Jason/Charlie scene Everything feels like it's moving so fast and a lot of the moments that I am aware of are happening earlier than I expect them to, but I guess that's the nature of a 50 day series because I'm somehow already halfway done?!

BB17 Week 4 Edgic, Ranking, and Thots:



1. Laura (the transcontinental love story of Laurita and Bernardo is legitimately one of the funniest things I've seen on this show and everything about its execution was perfect)
Charlie (she was kinda low-key this week so her sendoff wasn't even that great BUT Charlie truly surrendered her entire self to the BB experience and to Jason and we owe a lot to her for that. Her blanking Jason on her way out was a MOOD and her eviction interview was excellent because she came off as the perfect in-between of self-aware and still completely delusional )
Emma (shamelessly hitting the button repeatedly to bring her hunky boy in and sending everyone else into a tailspin, and then breaking out through the fire exit because Jackson got on her case one too many times about it is truly the perfect ending to her story )
2. Jayne (shocking but I think I'm starting to get Jayne? Her holding an intervention with Charlie and frantically telling her IT'S ALWAYS THE WOMAN O_O and then her DR temper tantrum over the chili con carne was the first one I actually enjoyed because "DON'T ****ING GIVE ME THAT ****, LADY!" nearly made me spit out my drink. Ready for her to annihilate Chelsea x)
3. Evelyn (still a fun beta but this nomance with Alex is starting to test my patience a little bit bc how boring)
4. Lateysha (OTTfun and perfectly fine! I don't really have anything to say about her but she doesn't bother me at all. Maybe mildly with her bedroom clique but even then it's suuuper mild and not actually offensive to my viewing so)
5. Jason (he's clooooose to slipping into yellow because his temper tantrum over being nominated was Not A Good Look and I totally can see Jayne and Charlie's point about how he's super conscious of how he's coming across and is constantly looking for that validation from others in the house that he's in the right. Will be curious to see how he is without Charlie there and with the.... events of Annihilation Week)
6. Alex (he was like Sam BB14 levels of UTRP1 for the longest time and now he's in a dreadfully boring nomance with Evelyn and I don't know which is worse? The only thing that was miiildly interesting was how he clocked from the pool party task that you get punished in the house if you can't cope with any sort of adversity but like... he's a human Speak & Spell)
7. Hughie ("okay Andy but I just want to tell you that I think you're a liar and a story carrier" WE GET IT HOOIE SHUT UP.)
8. Andy (STONED TO DEATH!!!!!! THROWN OFF BUILDINGS!!!!!!!!!!)
9. Ryan (for someone who's so ~wacky~ and ~zany~ he's just there)
10. Sam (thankfully was a nonfactor this week)
11. Chelsea (thankfully the bedroom clique clocked onto the fact that he's faker than faux fur and I cannot WAIT for him to get annihilated. Also like.... you couldn't even make a fight about a pancake interesting)
12. Jackson (obnoxious about the loved ones Shopping Task and made such a big production out of whether or not to see his kid when EVERYONE GAVE HIM PERMISSION TO like ew you Tesco Siavash)

whoops, I'm at the point where I have all the girls above all the guys

This week was...... not really that good in my opinion? It definitely had some good stuff with the Laurita/Bernardo love story and STONED TO DEATH!!! THROWN OFF BUILDINGS!!! but other than that it was a very lifeless week that definitely lacked some good Charlie/Jason drama among other things. The Shopping Task felt like it consumed the entire week and while the Laura/Bernardo and Emma/Josh stuff was fun, the novelty of the task wore off after one episode and it was dragged out for three. I don't even remember anything that happened outside of the task really, which definitely isn't a good sign. Hoping Annihilation Week is a beautiful disaster that brings some life back into this show.

[Matthew.]

Do NOT hypnotise people in the Big Brother house!
Do NOT look into the mirrors!
Do NOT have ventilation!

[Matthew.]

(licks plate) “Aw we don’t need to wash the plates now!”

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 4 - Narinder evicted </3
1. Narinder (+1)
2. Brian (+1)
3. Helen (+1)
4. Amma (-3)
5. Elizabeth (+2)
6. Dean (+3)
7. Paul (+3)
8. Josh (-)
9. Bubble (-3)

Week 5 (Bubble burst )
1. Brian (+1)
2. Helen (+1)
3. Amma (+1)
4. Elizabeth (+1)
5. Josh (+3)
6. Dean (-)
7. Paul (-)
8. Bubble (+1)