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05-08-2019, 07:14 AM | #4376 | |||
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“I don’t wanna here from you, team-Britney!” -struts into the bedroom- Day 30/31/32 1. Makosi 2. Science 3. Derek 4. Kemal 5. Kinga 6. Orlaith 7. Eugene 8. Craig 9. Vanessa 10. Anthony 11. Maxwell 12. Saskia |
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05-08-2019, 08:59 AM | #4377 | |||
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The fifth week of BB6 is a contender for the best week in BBUK history
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05-08-2019, 10:27 AM | #4378 | |||
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Darren: Oh I done a survey right, at my workplace.
Caroline: Oh I can't wait for this, I can't WAIT for this! Darren: And it's true! Caroline: "All heterosexual women" go on-- Darren: All heterosexual women, think, about sleeping with another woman! Melanie: That's absolute CRAP. Caroline: BOLLOCKS. Melanie: The fuck are you talking about? Darren: Right, have you ever thought about sleeping with another woman? Melanie: Yes? Darren: Right, there you go! Caroline: Oh yeah, of course I've thought about sleeping with another woman. Darren: Right. HAHAHAHAHA Anna: WHO, out of one of us, if you had to sleep with one of the Big Brother people, WHO would it BE? Darren: Of the ones in the house? Who are you starting with Anna? Anna: I'll start with... Darren. Darren: Ohh kay , If I was to sleep with one of the ten people in this HOUSE... Caroline: It's only eight. Darren: It would be... Sada... Anna: Awwww Caroline: Awwww Sadaaa Darren: "AND WHY???" Anna: "AND WHY?" "Cause she's amazingly flexible" ? "The amazing flexy woman" ? Darren: The YOGA... was ENOUGH for me! Caroline: If I was gonna sleep with one, I'd say two of ya. Darren: ...COME ON CAGGY IN YOUR OWN TIIIIME Caroline: Yeah it'd be two for me as well. Having the Big Brother experience and I did put down I'd like to try something new, I'd say Anna and Nicky. Anna: Ahhhhh Darren: ...TOLD YOU ABOUT MY SURVEY, DIDN'T I, MEL?! WHAT'D I TELL YA? WHAT'D I TELL YA? ...CAROLINE YER NOT GONNA GET ANYTHING YA DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE BOOOYS, WHAT ARE YA TALKIN ABOOUUT? Caroline: If I had to get a willy down, I'd go on YOURS! Darren: HAHAAAA, WOOOO The thing I like most about BB1 is that it has very casual and everday people couped up together but then every once in a while there's these crazy cartoonish moments that happen on a dime that are unexpected and hilarious, much like how a real life group of people would operate . And the best culprit of this is Darren, asking himself questions for dramatic effect (AND WHY???), suddenly exploding with happiness over minor things, endearingly self-aware and arrogant, it's like he was born to be this cartoonish but realistic housemate . |
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05-08-2019, 10:47 AM | #4379 | |||
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Melanie calling Nick "young and immature" in the diary room despite him being 32 and her being 26
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05-08-2019, 10:54 AM | #4380 | |||
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Darren finds an egg one of the house chickens hatched and he announces that he wants to grow the egg into a chick and then goes to the diary room asking if it can happen, does he not know the first thing about the difference between an egg and a chick egg
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05-08-2019, 11:35 AM | #4381 | |||
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Eugh them bringing Andrew and Sada in at Caroline's eviction to give her gifts when they both turned on her right before they left the house, pretty undeserved .
And then they each get asked who they think will be out next week and after Caroline & Sada both hope it's Nick, Andrew's answer is that he hopes Nick is out too, despite him always eagerly helping Nick with his schemes . Some friend you are . |
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05-08-2019, 12:10 PM | #4382 | |||
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Darren tries to sleep at 1pm having only got 6 hours sleep the night before. Nichola makes noise and he enters the kitchen and asks her to be quiet, her then requesting if he can sit on her face, causing him to storm off to bed in a huff before it cuts to a big argument
Darren: So how the fuck can you make a song and dance out of my room? Nichola: Cause it's 1 o'clock in the afternoon! Darren: And then when I come out and ask you NICELY, to keep it down, you ask me to sit ON YOUR FACE??? I asked nicely "NICKY? CAN YOU KEEP IT DOOOWN?" Nichola: But the light wasn't off. Darren: And it doesn't MATTER, it doesn't MATTER. Doing the can-can outside my fucking ROOM! And then asking me to SIT ON YOUR FACE??? Nichola: I ASKED YOU NOT TO BE MOUTHING OFF IN THE AFTERNOON WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP BUT I DON'T TURN AROUND AND TELL YOU TO BE QUIET. Darren: Asking to sit on your FACE? COME AND SIT ON YOUR FACE?! Nichola: Darren: ...Fuuucking hell. Nichola: That's just my humor Darren, I think it's funny . Darren: NO it's NOT funny AT ALL! Nichola: Sorry you don't find it funny . Darren: It's not funny AT ALL! |
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05-08-2019, 12:20 PM | #4383 | |||
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1. Darren (+2) 3. Nick (-2) 4. Anna 5. Melanie (-) 6. Nichola (-) 7. Craig (-) 8. Tom (-) The top three are each phenomenal housemates in their own right and I'm not even halfway through the series |
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05-08-2019, 05:06 PM | #4384 | |||
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The EGG on Maxwell and Saskia’s faces after Makosi’s secret mission was revealed was GLORIOUS
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05-08-2019, 05:17 PM | #4385 | |||
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On a more positive note, I did love when they kind of messed with Maxwell & Saskia's head by saying to Makosi "You must now evict one housemate" before even telling the housemates about Eugene, Kinga and Orlaith, so then it just shows Science losing his shit laughing while Maxwell is visibly speechless and Saskia starts frantically darting her eyes left and right in panic . |
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05-08-2019, 06:40 PM | #4386 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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This really annoyed me during my BB1 watch too. ****ing snake
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05-08-2019, 08:32 PM | #4387 | |||
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Maxwell and Anthony getting banned from nominations for openly targeting Makosi & co.
Although Saskia should've been banned too, maybe even Craig as well, they all did it for a few eps straight. Anyway I can't wait for Saskia's eviction <3 Week 5 really is the beginning of the end for Maxwell's reign of terror <3
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05-08-2019, 08:36 PM | #4388 | |||
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05-08-2019, 08:50 PM | #4389 | |||
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Yeah I'm working like crazy these next few weeks so having to take it really slow
Makes me look forward to the eps more tho
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05-08-2019, 08:50 PM | #4390 | |||
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05-08-2019, 08:59 PM | #4391 | |||
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Saskia: "When you got out at this stage, you're forgotten about, big time, it's only if you stay til the end you're remembered. This girls gotta do some **** to be remembered"
-a few days later she's shagging Maxwell as Kemal douses her with water- Screaming @ her desperation, and slow realisation that she's gonna be nominated and probably evicted due to Maxwell & Anthony being banned from noms meaning she doesn't have the numbers. I think the downfall of Saskia may be one of my all time favourite tv downfalls
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05-08-2019, 09:01 PM | #4392 | |||
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The apology to Makosi was super calculated too lol, she was scrambling
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05-08-2019, 09:07 PM | #4393 | |||
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Why So Serious?
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05-08-2019, 09:07 PM | #4394 | |||
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Her face when she thought Makosi was about to evict her <3333 Shady BB putting her up on the big screen lmao
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05-08-2019, 09:08 PM | #4395 | |||
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I always forget how sad Kinga's first eviction is
Her "Why? Why is it always me? " and her sobbing under the covers all by herself always makes me so sad </3 Thank god she gets a second chance and ends up being one of the most memorable housemates ever
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05-08-2019, 09:09 PM | #4396 | |||
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I found this really sad too! And it’s like, there was no need for her to be left alone in there for that amount of time
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05-08-2019, 09:11 PM | #4397 | |||
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That's what I love about Cidergate, if Saskia apologizes to Makosi, then she's proving to the audience that she over-reacted about the cider. But if Saskia doesn't own up to anything the audience hate her stubbornness. Makosi basically did a scenario where she wins no matter what outcome by the end .
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05-08-2019, 09:13 PM | #4398 | |||
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it’s a mad, mad world
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GO to ****ing America, WE DON’T GIVE A FACK
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05-08-2019, 09:15 PM | #4399 | |||
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Anthony & Saskia thick as pig **** telling Eugene & Orliath they like their clothes and they have the exact same ones
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05-08-2019, 09:53 PM | #4400 | |||
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Science: "BUTTCHEEK! Eugh......" *bursts into laughter*
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