[Matthew.]

Sandy being put on the rich side and complaining how his porridge has been removed as a result “I’ve got no porridge, what sort of luxury is that? I’ve got no porridge but a gobby twat” (referring to Jonny)

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Sandy being put on the rich side and complaining how his porridge has been removed as a result “I’ve got no porridge, what sort of luxury is that? I’ve got no porridge but a gobby twat” (referring to Jonny)

Sandy hated Johnny. He actually told him so just before he left.

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Sandy being put on the rich side and complaining how his porridge has been removed as a result “I’ve got no porridge, what sort of luxury is that? I’ve got no porridge but a gobby twat” (referring to Jonny)

Are you upto the part were the poor side get through the bars and nick the food out the fridge, yet?

I remember watching that on live feed and in stitches of laughter.

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Alf

Sandy hated Johnny. He actually told him so just before he left.

Yeah I’ve read about this, really looking forward to his exit because apparently it’s hilarious and this is one of the reasons why

Originally Posted by Alf

Are you upto the part we're the poor side get through the bars and nick the food out the fridge, yet?

I remember watching that on live feed and in stitches of laughter.

No, not yet, I’m on the first day of the Rich and Poor divide atm

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Sandy being put on the rich side and complaining how his porridge has been removed as a result “I’ve got no porridge, what sort of luxury is that? I’ve got no porridge but a gobby twat” (referring to Jonny)

Ahhh I never even noticed this line

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Day 58-64 (Kemal Evicted)
1. Makosi
2. Craig
3. Orlaith
4. Eugene
5. Kemal
6. Derek
7. Anthony

Derek dropping that low after being appreciated for so many weeks just for bitching about Orlaith I find a bit unfair tbh

(not to mention it was hilarious; "BRAIN! DEAD! PEROXIDE! BLONDES! ...um.... um... I don't think so, absolutely er ridiculous " / "I like Orlaith less and less as each day goes by she's-she's a SNAKE" / "Well she's a BULLSHIT merchant!" | "Oh she's OHHHFUL!").

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Derek dropping that low after being appreciated for so many weeks just for bitching about Orlaith I find a bit unfair tbh

(not to mention it was hilarious; "BRAIN! DEAD! PEROXIDE! BLONDES! ...um.... um... I don't think so, absolutely er ridiculous " / "I like Orlaith less and less as each day goes by she's-she's a SNAKE" / "Well she's a BULLSHIT merchant!" | "Oh she's OHHHFUL!").

I just found him to be pretty nasty for no apparent reason and he kinda dropped off the radar Usually I find his quips hilarious but he was a bit off for me this week

He’ll be back up soon again I’m sure

[Matthew.]

Sandy: “You ready for today?”
Adele: “Yeah! I know exactly what I’m doing. You?”
Sandy: “Not really, because I can’t nominate myself so I’m kind of ****ed. ”

[Matthew.]

The Sandy Cumming Experience has sadly come to an end </3 His farewell?

Sandy: “Can I just say something? Because I’ve got to say it. I’m leaving tomorrow.”
Jonny: “Oh have you come to say thank you?”
Sandy: “I actually didn’t like you. ”
Jonny: “I knew that.”
Sandy: “But I think it’s very important, if I leave, to clear the air.”
Jonny: “Yeah I was going to have a word with you before you went, it’s not that I didn’t like you, I just couldn’t get to know you.”
Sandy: “But that’s what life’s all about mate But at least I’ve been truthful haven’t I?”
Jonny: “Can you tell us why?”
Sandy: “It’s really tough because… it’s very guttural. Your humour is very BASIC. Your humour is very basic. And I just got kind of pissed off about it, that’s all it was. It’s that simple.
Jonny: “Right. Fair enough. Aye. No bother. I wish you all the best. Cheers.”
Sandy: “But you’ve got to be honest haven’t you? At least we’ve cleared the air. Now you hate me, ****ing crossed legs and arms! ”
Jonny: “I appreciate you telling us.”
Sandy: “I was honest! ”

Lmao so blunt

Youtube video

And then it happens

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

The Sandy Cumming Experience has sadly come to an end </3 His farewell?

Sandy: “Can I just say something? Because I’ve got to say it. I’m leaving tomorrow.”
Jonny: “Oh have you come to say thank you?”
Sandy: “I actually didn’t like you. ”
Jonny: “I knew that.”
Sandy: “But I think it’s very important, if I leave, to clear the air.”
Jonny: “Yeah I was going to have a word with you before you went, it’s not that I didn’t like you, I just couldn’t get to know you.”
Sandy: “But that’s what life’s all about mate But at least I’ve been truthful haven’t I?”
Jonny: “Can you tell us why?”
Sandy: “It’s really tough because… it’s very guttural. Your humour is very BASIC. Your humour is very basic. And I just got kind of pissed off about it, that’s all it was. It’s that simple.
Jonny: “Right. Fair enough. Aye. No bother. I wish you all the best. Cheers.”
Sandy: “But you’ve got to be honest haven’t you? At least we’ve cleared the air. Now you hate me, ****ing crossed legs and arms! ”
Jonny: “I appreciate you telling us.”
Sandy: “I was honest! ”

Lmao so blunt

Youtube video

And then it happens

His exit is still legendary.

[Epic.]

sandy be careful!
Sandy be careful!
SANDY BE CAAAREFUL!

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Epic.

sandy be careful!
Sandy be careful!
SANDY BE CAAAREFUL!

Very caring was Jade.

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 2 - Alison evicted
1. Sandy (-)
2. Alex (+3)
3. Alison (-)
4. Lee (+3)
5. Adele (+1)
6. Jade (+5)
7. Kate (+1)
8. Spencer (+1)
9. Sophie (N/E)
10. PJ (+2)
11. Jonny (-1)

Week 3 - Sandy walked, Lee evicted
1. Sandy (-)
2. Alex (-)
3. Adele (+2)
4. Kate (+3)
5. Sophie (+4)
6. Spencer (+2)
7. Jade (-1)
8. PJ (+2)
9. Jonny (+2)
10. Lee (-6)

[Macie Lightfoot]

So my project for the last week of Summer 2019 was to tweak my BB18 edgic chart! There were some things I was skeptical about and wanted to fix so here's the new updated chart...



which hardly had any changes. Go figure! I guess the moral of the story is to trust your gut bc this was largely a colossal waste of time other than changing Imran and Andrew's overall ratings and then a few random cells here and there? It's funny because the main thing I was doubtful of was that pink block at the bottom of Deborah, Raph, and Isabelle all being MORP overall but like..... sorry, they are.

The one good thing that came out of this is that I can pretty confidently say that I think I like 18 more than 17. I think the lows are similar but the highs are much higher in 18 and the overall narrative DELIVERS with good overcoming evil.

[Epic.]

Narinder: It could be between BRIAN and JOSH for the last two people in the house. Who will be the WINNER?
Brian: ME or JOSH?
Narinder: It will be JOSH.
Brian: Course it will be!
Josh:
Brian: I'M 22 FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU KNOW. ...HE'LL HAVE ALL THE OAPs VOTING FOR HIM! AND PEOPLE WANTING TO SHAG THAT'S LIKE HALF OF LONDON!
Josh: Excuse me you don't know ANYTHING about my sex life thank you!
Brian: I'M SURE I'LL READ ALL ABOUT IT IN PAGE 7 OF THE SUN WHEN I GET OUT!

Howling .

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 16/17/18 Highlights (Josh Enters; Paul and Stuart nominated
1. Narinder (+1)
2. Brian (-1)
3. Helen
4. Amma
5. Josh
6. Bubble
7. Elizabeth
8. Paul (+1)
9. Dean (-1)
10. Stuart

Day 19/20 Highlights
1. Brian (+1)
2. Narinder (-1)
3. Amma (+1)
4. Helen (-1)
5. Josh (-)
6. Elizabeth (+1)
7. Dean (+2)
8. Bubble (-2)
9. Paul (-1)
10. Stuart (-)

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Narinder: It could be between BRIAN and JOSH for the last two people in the house. Who will be the WINNER?
Brian: ME or JOSH?
Narinder: It will be JOSH.
Brian: Course it will be!
Josh:
Brian: I'M 22 FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU KNOW. ...HE'LL HAVE ALL THE OAPs VOTING FOR HIM! AND PEOPLE WANTING TO SHAG THAT'S LIKE HALF OF LONDON!
Josh: Excuse me you don't know ANYTHING about my sex life thank you!
Brian: I'M SURE I'LL READ ALL ABOUT IT IN PAGE 7 OF THE SUN WHEN I GET OUT!

Howling .

[Epic.]

Stuart trying to apologize to Amma for their fight and her not immediately accepting it, causing him to bitch about how he thinks she's childish to not accept an apology, despite the fact he did the exact same thing to Penny and worse .

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Narinder: It could be between BRIAN and JOSH for the last two people in the house. Who will be the WINNER?
Brian: ME or JOSH?
Narinder: It will be JOSH.
Brian: Course it will be!
Josh:
Brian: I'M 22 FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU KNOW. ...HE'LL HAVE ALL THE OAPs VOTING FOR HIM! AND PEOPLE WANTING TO SHAG THAT'S LIKE HALF OF LONDON!
Josh: Excuse me you don't know ANYTHING about my sex life thank you!
Brian: I'M SURE I'LL READ ALL ABOUT IT IN PAGE 7 OF THE SUN WHEN I GET OUT!

Howling .

Brian was a very funny housemate.

A BB legend and winner of Ultimate BB

[Epic.]

Brian: I'm actually feeling quite ravenous now for the first time.
Narinder: Should I come over?
Brian: I dare you to lie on top of me, just lie there so I can feel someone on top of my groin...
Narinder:
Brian: Come on PLEASE.
Narinder: No cause apparently I'm your "SIDEKICK"
Amma: Aww come on Narinder please, it'll entertain me...
Narinder: AMMA?
Brian: Come on, pretend it's my first time.
Narinder: But don't, like, be smelly-footed.
Brian: No I won't... Narinder do this for me. You must overcome this for FRIENDSHIP!
Narinder:

Brian: I'm gonna get a HARD-ON straight away... hold on? ...Yeah I'm okay, lie down?
Narinder: I can't do it!!
Brian: *grabs Narinder* Now come on, TAKE ME!

Amma: NARINDER?
Narinder: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Brian: TAKE ME!!!
Narinder: YOU DIRTY BOY!
Brian: I'LL PUMP YOU!
Narinder: NOOO!
Brian: I WILL! I AM!
Narinder: NOO! NOO!
Brian: DO YOU WANNA BET?!
Narinder: NOOO!
*Brian grabs Narinder and lies on top of her in bed*
Narinder: AHHH! GET OFF ME!
Brian: NEVER! YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING, FOR THIS!

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 19/20 Highlights
1. Brian (+1)
2. Narinder (-1)
3. Amma (+1)
4. Helen (-1)
5. Josh (-)
6. Elizabeth (+1)
7. Dean (+2)
8. Bubble (-2)
9. Paul (-1)
10. Stuart (-)

Day 21/22 Highlights/Week 3 Recap
1. Brian (-)
2. Narinder (-)
3. Helen (+1)
4. Amma (-1)
5. Josh (-)
6. Elizabeth (-)
7. Dean (-)
8. Bubble (-)
9. Stuart (+1)
10. Paul (-1)

[Headie]

Week 5 - Saskia evicted

1. Makosi
2. Kemal
3. Derek
4. Science
5. Vanessa
6. Orlaith
7. Eugene
8. Craig
9. Anthony
10. Saskia
11. Maxwell

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Day 58-64 (Kemal Evicted)
1. Makosi
2. Craig
3. Orlaith
4. Eugene
5. Kemal
6. Derek
7. Anthony

Ok I’m actually one or two episodes past the dark deceivers eviction but hey ho

Day 65-71 (Derek Evicted)
1. Makosi
2. Derek
3. Craig
4. Kinga
5. Anthony
6. Eugene

[Headie]

*Makosi & Anthony having sex in the hot tub*
Vanessa: "Look at you [Science] sitting there like it's a television programme"
Science: "It IS a television programme!" *continues to watch*

[bbuk19]

BB10-Day 7/8/9

1. Rodrigo
2. Angel
3. Sophie
4. Sophia (EVICTED)
5. Halfwit
6. Sree
7. Sivash
8. Norin
9. Carion
10. Karley
11. Marcus
12. Kris
13. Lisa
14. Saffia (WALKED)
15. Charlie

Sophia vs Saffia is an underrated hoot. Sophia was such a good housemate, I loved how she completely destroyed saffia in that argument. I’m sad she was evicted so early into the series as I think she had so much potential.

Hate the clique of Charlie, Kris and Saffia. Charlie is such a bully and takes every opportunity to belittle someone and get involved in an argument when one of his mates are fighting with someone.

Glad saffia walked. I think she left because of what she heard Sophia said when they read out the nominations. She was scared of how she was being portrayed. I think she was also embarrassed kris kissed Sophie as she thought that something was going to happen between them.

The only thing that’s annoyed me about the two arguments in the eviction episode is that Big Brother split it up so early into the argument.

Carion vs sree got heated very quickly. Sree is like the annoying little brother, I don’t hate him but sometimes he can be hypocritical talking about the girls walking around with low cut tops when he runs around in his underwear.