[Epic.]

Emma: Now Steven, we've got something we'd love to give for you.
Steven: Okay?
Emma: And we're gonna reveal it to you in two simple words.
Steven: Okay?
Emma: OPEN IT!
*eye opens as Kimberly walks into interview*
Steven: Yaaaay...
*Love Lift Us Up plays as Steven and Kimberly hug*
Emma: Come here! We're still on telly!
Steven: Oh sorry
*music stops*
Emma: We don't need a re-enacting of what happened last time! How IS it to be together again?
Steven: I missed her soo much. IT WAS ONLY A WEEK but I missed her SO much
Emma: It WAS only a week but a week can feel like a really long time, and I'm sure those 5 or 6 weeks together felt like MONTHS. What are you going to be doing TONIGHT?
Steven: I'm going! To drink! A LOT of alcohol tonight! And I'm gonna spend the evening with Kimberly, if she wants.
*eye suddenly opens to reveal crowd*
Crowd: TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN!



I got used to hating Steven by the time he got evicted so there is some guilty pleasure appeal to how asinine and horrible he is, but he still deserved a worse reception after the crucifying he's been getting the past few weeks taking into account his behaviour overall

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Emma: Now Steven, we've got something we'd love to give for you.
Steven: Okay?
Emma: And we're gonna reveal it to you in two simple words.
Steven: Okay?
Emma: OPEN IT!
*eye opens as Kimberly walks into interview*
Steven: Yaaaay...
*Love Lift Us Up plays as Steven and Kimberly hug*
Emma: Come here! We're still on telly!
Steven: Oh sorry
*music stops*
Emma: We don't need a re-enacting of what happened last time! How IS it to be together again?
Steven: I missed her soo much. IT WAS ONLY A WEEK but I missed her SO much
Emma: It WAS only a week but a week can feel like a really long time, and I'm sure those 5 or 6 weeks together felt like MONTHS. What are you going to be doing TONIGHT?
Steven: I'm going! To drink! A LOT of alcohol tonight! And I'm gonna spend the evening with Kimberly, if she wants.
*eye suddenly opens to reveal crowd*
Crowd: TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN! TWO! SECOND! STEVEN!

A scream, albeit a tasky one, but still a scream nonetheless

[Matthew.]

“Can everyone just ****ING laugh at my jokes please!”

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by Epic.

BB exposing Helen bitching about Kimberly calling her a tramp and telling Ash that Steven is insecure trying to appeal to the public, karma for slating Ashleigh viciously for the 'evil plan' comment

that was a SCREAM

Helen: Ah tramp?! ah fookin wuld never ever say that

[Matthew.]

Gerry’s getting cheers and Nicky’s getting boos and it’s DISGUSTEN

[Matthew.]

“Carole, have you got clean knickers on today?”


“No, I’ve got no knickers on today!”

[Matthew.]

“Ziggy, do you think she enjoyed it as much as you did?”

Bellend.

[Epic.]

BB: This morning, at 11.14, in a conversation with Helen, Mark, Winston and Ash, Steven said that if he survived tonight's eviction, he would do the following; "Steven: If I get the opportunity to evict someone, on the spot, it will be Chris or Ashleigh. It WON'T be Pav. I'll be evicting one of them, on the spot, if I stay on Friday. And I'll be nominating them both, as well!"
*everyone proceeds to laugh at Steven*

Then he has to write 100 times on a blackboard in the diary room that he won't discuss nominations

Ashleigh: What a fuccin TET!
Chris: Sorry?
Ashleigh: What an absolute TET!
Chris: I know, it's just so embarrassing!
Ashleigh: It is so embarrassing, it really is!
Chris: Like, how little does he actually understand the game?
Ashleigh: I don't understand it... He doesn't see ME as a best friend, why does he expect ME to see him as a best friend?
Chris:
Ashleigh: Is there somethin' wrong with him?
Chris: Hide my eyes
Ashleigh: Oh dear god
Winston: Funny, that!
Chris: It's so EMBARRASSING
Ashleigh: Naww I think it's embarrassing and VERY sad... what a fuccing TET... he's just making himself look like a more TET to the public for whenever he's been put up for nomination! I can't believe he went on like that, like that is SO cringe!

[montblanc]

'tet'

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Jayne being evicted over Richard is my least favourite result so far

this has now been overtaken by the harrowing robbery of Nicky Maxwell </3

[Matthew.]

I’m sure I remember watching something before watching BB8 about Nicky in the diary room asking if the lights were heat lights, and BB replied “by their very nature, lights give out heat” and Nicky was annoyed that BB was patronising her? Did I miss something?

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Week 6 - Fake Week
1. Charley (-)
2. Nicky (+3)
3. Carole (+1)
4. Brian (+2)
5. Tracey (-2)
6. Chanelle (+3)
7. Sam & Amanda (+1)
8. Liam (+2)
9. Ziggy (+2)
10. Gerry (+2)

Week 7 - Nicky evicted
1. Carole (+2)
2. Charley (-1)
3. Nicky (-1)
4. Brian (-)
5. Tracey (-)
6. Sam & Amanda (+1)
7. Liam (+1)
8. Chanelle (-2)
9. Ziggy (-)
10. Gerry (-)

[Matthew.]

“Don’t feel sorry for my mum because she’s laughing at you!”

[Matthew.]

“They’ve wasted their ****ing money, Gerry!” You tell him, Carole

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Day 47/48 Highlights (Ash, Pav, Steven and Zoe nominated - Ash saved, replaced with Ashleigh; Ashleigh, Pav, Steven and Zoe nominated)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Mark (-)
3. Christopher (-)
4. Chris (-)
5. Winston (-)
6. Zoe (-)
7. Pav (-)
8. Ash (-)
9. Steven (-)
10. Helen (-)

Day 49/50/51 Highlights (Steven Evicted)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Mark (-)
3. Chris (+1)
4. Christopher (-1)
5. Winston (-)
6. Zoe (-)
7. Pav (-)
8. Steven (+1)
9. Ash (-1)
10. Helen (-)

[Matthew.]

Ziggy keeps going on about how he wants to leave (think this is the third time now?) like just go? You’re not that great a housemate, if you want to go, then off you pop.

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

“Don’t feel sorry for my mum”

Roxanne shook?

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Hayden

Roxanne shook?

[Epic.]

Ash: I love ya, Ashleh.
Ashleigh: Ya, I love you tew, Ash. But I did think you were a cunt the first five weeks.
Chris: A WHAT?! FIVE WEEKS?!
Ashleigh: But noohh, I know yer a really nice guy!
Ash: Um thanks
Ashleigh: Yer welcome...

[Matthew.]

Seen a lot of people say before than Chanelle tried to be like Nikki and I can definitely see it, especially just now with the talent show

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Seen a lot of people say before than Chanelle tried to be like Nikki and I can definitely see it, especially just now with the talent show

I DESPISED her during all of this, YUCK!

Her spiteful comments against Charley for no reason and refusing to even touch her as well

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

I DESPISED her during all of this, YUCK!

Her spiteful comments against Charley for no reason and refusing to even touch her as well

It’s just so attention seeking and doesn’t come across as genuine at all, not made any more enjoyable by Ziggy coming in to save the day with his mr nice guy act

[Epic.]

Chris is cancelled for slating Pav to his face like that and trying to make him feel bad for even GLANCING in Ashleigh's direction.

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

Chris is cancelled for slating Pav to his face like that and trying to make him feel bad for even GLANCING in Ashleigh's direction.

I really like Chris but he was awful at that point

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

I really like Chris but he was awful at that point

I'm glad he's at least talking it out nicer now with Pav but it was still a gross moment