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12-12-2018, 01:28 PM | #1 | |||
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Be careful in london.....
I was out for my xmas party the other weekend and asked the barman of a nice establishment in Shoreditch if I could have the password to the wifi.....he told me I needed to buy a drink first....so I did...12.50....TWELVE ****ING POUND FIFTY PENCE.. for a whiskey... Anyway I paid and asked him for the password... Youneedtobuyadrinkfirst.......all lower case, the muvva fuvva says. Grrrrr...110 for a taxi home as well.. |
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12-12-2018, 04:33 PM | #2 | |||
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I'm wasted on here.
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12-12-2018, 04:39 PM | #3 | |||
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In my nice era
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19-12-2018, 07:14 AM | #4 | |||
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POW! BLAM!
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19-12-2018, 08:09 AM | #5 | |||
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You know my methods
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19-12-2018, 08:11 AM | #6 | |||
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19-12-2018, 08:12 AM | #7 | |||
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19-12-2018, 12:36 PM | #8 | |||
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Just in from last night's xmas fancy dress party. I'm not saying this area is rough but one guy was running about in a cape all night....I asked which superhero he was and he said none....
I've just ran out the barbers without paying. |
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19-12-2018, 03:11 PM | #9 | |||
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POW! BLAM!
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Did he get caught?
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19-12-2018, 07:18 PM | #10 | |||
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19-12-2018, 07:26 PM | #11 | ||
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Adios
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He sure cut that fine
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19-12-2018, 07:57 PM | #12 | |||
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Beehive yourselves.
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19-12-2018, 10:47 PM | #13 | |||
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Mate you need a new job if you have to buy your own drinks at a christmas party
Although I agree Shoreditch is so expensive. Dirty, slum, ghetto place, and not even cheap. What’s the ****ing point?
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19-12-2018, 10:48 PM | #14 | |||
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And when I say ghetto, you know what I mean. Absolutrly gross place
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20-12-2018, 07:23 AM | #15 | |||
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I doubt the joke would have worked if I didn't buy the drink...but thanks for the input scrooge.
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21-12-2018, 10:17 AM | #16 | |||
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Walking home last night.....
Poor young lass hobbling with one shoe of across the road with an obvious sprained ankle...her man 10 yrds in front of her...she shouts....don't mind me, I'm fine! Her bloke spins round and says....sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, then walks off.. I didn't know wether I should punch him or applaud him.. |
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21-12-2018, 10:19 AM | #17 | |||
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No do not get involved she can leave him later on. |
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