[Twosugars]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole

[Matthew.]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while

[Twosugars]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally

[Matthew.]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this,

[Babayaro.]

Its THREE WORDS MATTHEW

[Babayaro.]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Its THREE WORDS MATTHEW

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[Twosugars]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself

[SherzyK]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of

[Babayaro.]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear.

[SherzyK]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey

[Matthew.]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he

[SherzyK]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for

[Amy Jade]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

[SherzyK]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched

[Matthew.]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping

[JerseyWins]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to

[reece(:]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on.

[Amy Jade]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. She searched in

[Mokka]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found

[JerseyWins]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers

[Marsh.]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss.

[Twosugars]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy

[SherzyK]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided

[Amy Jade]

There was a girlie named Laquisha who sat on Chad Johnson's big pot of hummus. This made Chad fart uncontrollably for five hours straight. Laquisha ate Chad's jumbo sausage roll and Chad got extremely angry at his growing erection. Suddenly Chad died of laughter at Laquishas very big heart and she collapsed sexually unfulfilled.

Meanwhile Lindsay Lohan wiped her wet wipe on Alan Carr’s crusty, hairy arsehole. Gemma Collins decided to do a pirouette, while Pete Burns eyed Alan's arsehole and Piers Morgan licked it while Alan leaked anally on Jonty Stern’s teddies. After doing this, Jonty ate spuds and shat himself in front of Pudsey the Bear. This surprised Pudsey so much he thanked Jonty for having no morals.

Lindsay Lohan searched for a dripping wet rag to fly away on. Instead she found Steph’s dirty knickers, dripping with piss. Lohan felt thristy, so she decided drink bitty from