[Mitchell]

It’s time!

This week our 10 couples skate their way around to a song picked by another competitor, our 6 judges will score and this week the public vote is all that matters as the scores won’t be combined for this week only!

TiBB On Ice double finalist MATTHEW joins the panel this week!

Let’s start with Black Dagger and Laura!

[montblanc]

oop i didn't know this was today aaaah am scared

[Tony Montana]

Perched

[Mitchell]

Black Dagger and Laura
Come On You Reds by Status Quo
Sabotaged by Alf

Ant 1.5
Riley 0.5
Morgan 3.5
Luke 3
Ross 3.5
Matthew 2

Total 14

Matthew - It was about football so I’m not interested. I think I know who did this, so kudos to them because I’m scoring this pair a 3/10

Ross - Interesting

Ant - I wouldn't have expected you have got cheers tonight! Oh wait, you didn't. They're just part of the song. Do you notice how none of the real crowd are booing me at this point? It's because they know I've been overly generous with my mark. This SIMPLY isn't good enough. I want improvement - stat.

Luke - *drinks long island* what was this pile of ****

Riley - I support Man City

[Mitchell]

Wojtek and Gemma
Superficial by Heidi Montag
Sabotaged by Elliot

Ant 4
Riley 2
Morgan 7
Luke 10
Ross 4
Matthew 5.5

Total 32.5

Matthew - Well done for actually picking a song, instead of some cartoon theme tune.

Luke - **** it im giving this a 10! This is NOT sabotage! A classic performance


Riley - I love Heidi but this isn't Blackout and it looks like you took a piece of sh*t on the ice

Morgan - This was fun, fresh and a unique choice! There's thing superficial about you, unlike Ant.

[montblanc]

mess

[Mitchell]

DrunkerThanMoses and Pamela
Can We Fix It by Bob The Builder
Sabotaged by Liam

Ant 2
Riley 1
Morgan 2
Luke 6
Ross 3.5
Matthew 5

Total 19.5

Matthew - No you can’t. But I can appreciate that this has been one of the better songs of the lot (God help me) so there we are

Luke - how is this a sabotage! This is a bop

Riley - I was trying to see how this could work on ice in my head, but it just doesn't

[Tony Montana]

That backfired

[montblanc]

screaming at our luke scoring everything so high

[Mitchell]

Elliot and Gary
Friday by Rebecca Black
Sabotaged by Tony Montana

Ant 6
Riley 2.5
Morgan 5
Luke 6
Ross 6
Matthew 0.5

Total - 26

Matthew - What a great saboteur you got. Annie Whittington is shaking

Ant - I like the part where the car starts drifting on the ice. But sadly that wasn't the only skid marks on the rink tonight. Your performance was literally ****. I hope you're ashamed of yourself

Riley - Like fine wine this only gets better with time. Unfortunately you can't skate to save your life.

Morgan - It's saying something when THIS is one of the weeks better routines.

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by montblanc

screaming at our luke scoring everything so high

A mess if he scores my song so high

[Mitchell]

(Luke is live via video link from his holiday)

[Mitchell]

Montblanc and Richard
Goodbye by D4nny
Sabotaged by Black Dagger

Ant 1.5
Riley 3
Morgan 0.5
Luke 3
Ross 1
Matthew 2

Total 11.5

Matthew - I feel ill now. So THANKS @saboteur

Ross - What the **** did I just watch

Ant - Empowering but melancholic. A tad messy when you use your ice skates to slit your wrists, but I can't blame you, that performance WAS tragic.

Luke - this is something rileyh would stan so ITS BAD

Riley - This was really sh*te but the kind that really spoke to me so you get some points.

Morgan - I think it's going to be goodbye to you this week

[Tony Montana]

WTF how can Friday score so high?

That's like one of the worst songs ever!!!!!

[montblanc]

ERM

[Mitchell]

Danielle-X and Danniella
The Horrid Henry theme tune
Sabotaged by Cal

Ant 7.5
Riley 2.5
Morgan 6.5
Luke 4
Ross 2
Matthew 4

Total 33

Matthew - That was horrid!

Riley - Horrid Henry on ice? This could work if you leave out that stupid slag of a mum.

Morgan - Well it wasn't awful, I'll give you that,

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

WTF how can Friday score so high?

That's like one of the worst songs ever!!!!!

[montblanc]

lucas FAT

[Mitchell]

Liam and Kerry Katona
Hot Problems by Double Take
Sabotaged by DrunkerThanMoses

Ant 6
Riley 4.4
Morgan 0.5
Luke 3
Ross 5
Matthew 2.5

Total 21.5

Matthew - this annoyed me

Ross - Why is this me and LukeB?

Ant - A cute performance but a tad unoriginal. I brought up that video weeks ago. You wouldn't even know what it was if it wasn't for me. It just ****ing feels like you've used me and my humour to benefit yourself without any concern for me and it's quite frankly embarrassing. Get some originality


Riley - I love me and Ant!

[Mitchell]

Tony and Kem
Stupid Hoe but every time Nicki Minaj swears it gets faster (video later in show)
Sabotaged by Wojtek

Ant 1
Riley 1
Morgan 4.5
Luke 2
Ross 2.5
Matthew 7

Total 18

Matthew - I could listen to that again so your sabateur is indeed a “stupid hoe” for thinking this would deduct you marks

Ant - You gave me a seizure and for that I could mark negatively

Luke - i would rather be killed by my parents like Madeline Mccan than listen to this ****e

Riley - You skated so fast I blinked and missed it.

Morgan - Well this had a promising start but the constant slipping over towards the end let you down!

[montblanc]

omg i used to love hot problems

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Ant.

You have **** taste in music i'm afraid

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Riley - I love me and Ant!

[Mitchell]

Alf and Jorgie
https://youtu.be/OYhXJaEbw7c
Sabotaged by Montblanc

Ant 4
Riley 1
Morgan 0.5
Luke 3
Ross 3.5
Matthew 2

Total 14

Matthew - This sounds like something RileyH would “perch”. Anyway I didn’t like it, the judges didn’t like it, NOBODY ****ING LIKED IT.

Ross - The quicker we forget about this the better

Luke - i need 50 more long islands after this

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

You have **** taste in music i'm afraid

fun fun fun fun looking forward to the weekend