[Wizard.]

Brrr, it's cold in here. But that hasn't stopped our skating stars from getting a semi on! Tonight our final four couples will battle it out for the all important place in the final! Who will just miss out on the iconic night to win TiBB On Ice 3? I may not make sense cause I had my bloods taken THREE fookin' times. We welcome Adam as our guest judge this week and we welcome back Mitchell to the ice panel. This week our couples were challenged with the themes of Sweet Treats and the song they think will get them to the final. So without further ado let's bloody get on with it.

[Wizard.]

Danielle and Daniella Westbrook - Lollipop (Param Pam Pam) by Alexandra Stan

LukeB: 4
Adam: 7
Mitchell: 5
Morgan: 5.5
Ant: 4.5
Ross: 5

TOTAL: 35

Adam - Was a decent performance

LukeB - just another basic performance! pretty appalling for a semi final

Ant - Something sucked and it wasn’t a lollipop! Or me licking Morgan’s toes underneath the judges desk… although that would’ve been more enjoyable than watching whatever that shameless display was.

Morgan - This was, meh.

Mitchell - no offence, but that sucked

[montblanc]

not this clashing with our the circle

but oop danielle snatched

[Wizard.]

Alf and Jorgie Porter - Suga Mama by Beyonce

LukeB: 5
Adam: 5
Mitchell: 9
Morgan: 5.5
Ant: 8
Ross: 6.5

TOTAL: 39

Ant - Since I can’t be arsed making a gif, I’m gonna do what the majority of people did this week – the bare minimum. So here’s my response: [insert GIF of Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard with the caption “A decent song for this theme?”

Mitchell - omg so cute!

Morgan - Again if didn't really impress me

[Wizard.]

Liam and Kerry Katona - Cherry Pie by Warrant

LukeB: 5
Adam: 7
Mitchell: 8
Morgan: 7.5
Ant: 6.5
Ross: 6

TOTAL: 40

LukeB - It was decent but that was it.

Adam - I'm more of a Pumpkin Pie kind of guy

Ross - This made me want to grind on LukeB

Morgan - I enjoyed this, but not exactly semi final worthy

Ant - Cherries are sweet, pies should be savoury, but this performance was sour. The music was just too much sorry!

Mitchell - that warrants an 8

[Wizard.]

Tony Montana and Kem Cetinay - Chocolate by Kylie Minogue

LukeB: 6
Adam: 8
Mitchell: 10
Morgan: 8
Ant: 6
Ross: 7.5

TOTAL: 45.5

Ant - idk I didn’t click with this one! Soz.

Morgan - This was the best sweet treats song but I'm just not feeling it

Adam - Great performance

Mitchell - Omg yaaass!!

[Tony Montana]

[Wizard.]

Guest Performance: Tulisa - Sweet Like Chocolate

Youtube video

LukeB: 10
Adam: 10
Mitchell: 10
Morgan: 10
Ant: 10
Ross: 10

TOTAL: 60

Adam: The best talent of many generations.

LukeB - Such talent!

Ross - Can we give 11’s?

Ant - Fag ash breath reminds me of the times I used to go smoke ciggies behind the shed in year 4, ah those were the days.

Mitchell - When will Kelly Rowland?

[LukeB]

[Wizard.]

Wow I don't know about you but I deffo have a sweet tooth after those saucy performances. Now it's time to look at the songs our semi-finalsts THOUGHT would get them into the final, but will it be enough? First up it's Danielle and Daniella...

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Riley.

Guest Performance: Tulisa - Sweet Like Chocolate

Youtube video

LukeB: 10
Adam: 10
Mitchell: 10
Morgan: 10
Ant: 10
Ross: 10

TOTAL: 60

Adam: The best talent of many generations.

LukeB - Such talent!

Ross - Can we give 11’s?

Ant - Fag ash breath reminds me of the times I used to go smoke ciggies behind the shed in year 4, ah those were the days.

Mitchell - When will Kelly Rowland?

Erm no, I gave it a 1

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Erm no, I gave it a 1

[Wizard.]

Danielle and Daniella Westbrook - Sail by AWOLNATION

LukeB: 4
Adam: 8
Mitchell: 8
Morgan: 10
Ant: 5
Ross: 7.5

TOTAL: 42.5

LukeB - This was something...way to boring i'm afraid

Adam - A very good performance

Ant - Monotonous, boring, and uninspired. But enough about montblanc. The song and consequently the performance had no excitement. It was like sowing – you had leopard print and denim (the dancing) but not the thread and needle (the song). It’s such a shame we’re late game and you’ve failed to find the important balance. Regardless, you’re not the only one, so I wouldn’t count you out just yet.

Morgan - Now THIS is what you call a performance! Kings of supporting twenty one pilots on tour! We've found a winner, now everyone can go home

Mitchell - really? No

[Alf]

If I knew Adam was a judge, I would have chosen Tulisa.

[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Alf

If I knew Adam was a judge, I would have chosen Tulisa.

you probs have got 1s from most judges

[Wizard.]

Alf and Jorgie Porter - One Moment In Time by Whitney Houston

LukeB: 6
Adam: 10
Mitchell: 10
Morgan: 8.5
Ant: 5.5
Ross: 9.5

TOTAL: 50.5

Adam - That was emotional

LukeB - A bit generic but meh i've seen worst

Ross - Omg a throwback! Educate the youth on what true music is!

Ant - A cute song but you just made this sound like it was the grand finale! That said, whenever I hear this song, I used to think of little starving Ethiopian children drinking brown water in a sad two minute advert. But now I think of this performance which sends your ice skating career to an earlier grade than the average Ethiopian child.

Mitchell - that was a moment!!

Morgan - I did like this, not perfect, but better

[Wizard.]

Liam and Kerry Katona - Stars by Grace Potter and The Nocturnals

LukeB: 3
Adam: 7
Mitchell: 7
Morgan: 4
Ant: 5.5
Ross: 7.5

TOTAL: 34

Adam - Wasnt your best

LukeB - YAWN!

Morgan - I wasn't a fan of this, I'm sorry

Ant - I was gonna score this higher but it’s just so depressing! Look for tens, not stars! I can give you tens but I can’t give you stars! Well actually with the state of your dancing I’d probably be able to give you a star before I give you a ten so good song choice in hindsight.

Mitchell - so average it’s unreal

[Liam-]

I bet my song gets trashed

[Alf]

Can't go wrong with Whitney

[Liam-]

Hateful

[Wizard.]

Tony Montana and Kem Cetinay - You Get What You Give by New Radicals

LukeB: 4
Adam: 8
Mitchell: 6
Morgan: 7.5
Ant: 4
Ross: 8

TOTAL: 37.5

Adam - You didnt give enough to get the 10

LukeB - The girl from christmas sainsburys was better

Ant you’re relying on THIS to get you to the finale…?

Mitchell - - are you trying to get eliminated?

Morgan - Yeah this was Better, but this is not a semi final performance

[Liam-]

Laura Hamilton? Has our Kez sprained an ankle?

[montblanc]

oh wow alf did THAT

[Wizard.]

Skating Professionals - There You’ll Be by Faith Hill

Youtube video

LukeB: 10
Adam: 10
Mitchell: 10
Morgan: 10
Ant: 10
Ross: 10

TOTAL: 60

LukeB - I haven’t cried this much since I found out Cheryl sucked dick for free kebabs.

Mitchell - You NEED to win every game ever!

Ross - Wherever my husband Chris is, there will be that bitch Jane Torvill! But I can’t deny that beautiful performance.

Morgan - UGH I’m coming out and confessing my attraction to Riley <3

Adam - When will Tula?

[Barry.]

Originally Posted by Riley.

Morgan - UGH I’m coming out and confessing my attraction to Riley <3

Umm..