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I stand up to wipe 10 35.71%
I stand up to wipe
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I stay sat down to wipe 18 64.29%
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Old 29-04-2019, 04:06 PM #51
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I think the most efficient method is to come off the bowl and squat, this allowing the cheeks alight to their most open situation and leaving the neatly folded ply to utilise its optimum surface area to accrue the defecation detritus?
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Some of us get the runs from anxiety.
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This is a ****ty topic but one more point from me, I do agree with staying crouched down when I have the runs because then it smudges. But after a wipe or two it’s back to standing wipes. Otherwise, there’s no issue with smudging between the cheeks for me
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It's terrible, if I get anxiety about anything my whole digestive system empties itself.
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I get the ****s with anxiety too Jess, but that just makes it easier to clean
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Some of us get the runs from anxiety.
It's called IBS... irritable bowel syndrome.
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and what about when you are in the toilet?
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