[Mitchell]

And the Jay Z song was on!

Youtube video

(Me, Sherzy and Matthew singing in the car)

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflies fly away
Noddin' my head like, yeah
Movin' my hips like, yeah
I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
You know I'm gonna be okay
Yeah, it's a party in the USA
Yeah we’re the party in the USA!



We are the party in the USA and we are here to make TiBB a better place, but mainly to boost our rather fragile egos.

We are committed to giving YOU the best, this is why we promise to take trash-l-e-igh off the swear filter!

We are also going to bring back the moderators green names, because it’s healthier for the planet. #climatechange

For pride month we will be introducing pink user titles, to cash in on the pink pound.

We will be bringing in a guest moderator every night for when Josy goes for her nighttime jog.

TiBB The Challenge will run 365 days a year to avoid confusion as to when it is running.

To make the place cuter, we will be launching a brand new forum skin, with Sherzy’s beautiful face in the banner

All the smilies will be replaced with gifs of Jayne Connery, Nikki Grahame, Charley Uchea and Kim Woodburn

All infractions will be made public for the dramz

Anytime a user is homophobic but not enough to receive a ban, their user title will be changed to ‘desperate for cock’ for a week.

Anytime you log in, the chorus of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper will play, that’s all we really want!

Dedicated sub-forum for foot lovers

Anyone who wins TiBB on ice will receive a £50 primark voucher

Anyone who takes the piss out of anyone’s dyslexia will have their forum language changed to Belgian.

When a member receives their second ban in 6 months, they will have to record a cover of Oops I Did It Again by Britney Spears and upload it onto soundcloud before the moderators even consider a return date.


A fact-checker will be added to the fun and games section of the forum to tell when Nicky is contradicting himself.

Anytime 6pm hits, Nicky will recieve a pop up notification with a lullaby, to help his parents out.

You can have the challenge forum as I’m a man of the people and the circle as the circle is far superior to big brother.

If you add someone to your ignore list, we will ban them from seeing your threads.

Game creators can limit who can post in their threads, meaning outside influences will not be allowed to chat in Game 3.0 by Moniqua.

I can also reveal the plans to BUILD A WALL to prevent SN&D regulars coming into the chat threads.

I know I’m the best candidate as I have SherzyK and Matthew alongside me, two of the best members on this forum! We don’t accept the leftovers *looks at yellow party*

Plus if you vote for us we’ll give you garlic bread x

Any other suggestions will be taken into account and obviously any questions (and compliments)

So please think about voting for us during this TiBB General Erection.

YEAAAAAAAH WE’RE THE PARTY IN THE USA PARTY!

[Cherie]

climbs over the wall


Great job Mitch

[Denver]

You legit stole a few of Shakeys things he asked us to add

[Kate!]

Great job luv.

[Matthew.]

(throws milkshake over Adam)

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Adam.

You legit stole a few of Shakeys things he asked us to add

We did not steal anything from anybody, except for your hearts.

[Strictly Jake]

Game creators can limit who can post in their threads, meaning outside influences will not be allowed to chat in Game 3.0 by Moniqua.

I like this one!

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by ShakeyJake10

I like this one!

Thank you KING

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by ShakeyJake10

I like this one!

Also STD will be available all year round on the NHS

[Strictly Jake]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

We did not steal anything from anybody, except for your hearts.

Yeah to be fair the idea of blocking people from your threads was kind of my idea however you put it as blocked from seeing. Mine was blocked from commenting so yours is harsher. Hmm another one I liked

Think I'm still an immigrant though

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by ShakeyJake10

I like this one!

Dont waver now Shakey.....remember the people who are loyal

[SherzyK]

Originally Posted by Adam.

You legit stole a few of Shakeys things he asked us to add

Everything we discussed was before you guys made your thread. Now just chill and eat some garlic bread

[Strictly Jake]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Also STD will be available all year round on the NHS

Not liking this one I do have a life you know

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by ShakeyJake10

Yeah to be fair the idea if blocking people from your threads was kind of my idea however you put it as blocked from seeing. Mine was blocked from commenting so yours is harsher. Hmm another one I liked

Think I'm still an immigrant though

We allow immigrants to join our lovely country, especially those with amazing skills, which you seem to have with your fantastic hosting of the best non TiBB on ice game that features members dancing!

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by ShakeyJake10

Yeah to be fair the idea if blocking people from your threads was kind of my idea however you put it as blocked from seeing. Mine was blocked from commenting so yours is harsher. Hmm another one I liked

Think I'm still an immigrant though

Nah we can all see you’re a partier in the usa-er, you’re just in the closet. Like it!s so obvious, but feel free to come out at your own pace (just make sure it’s before election day)

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by SherzyK

Everything we discussed was before you guys made your thread. Now just chill and eat some garlic bread

Yes, we did!

[Mitchell]

Also Jake, if you vote for us, we will issue an electric shock to every STD judge every 5 minutes until they send you their scores

[Strictly Jake]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Nah we can all see you’re a partier in the usa-er, you’re just in the closet. Like it!s so obvious, but feel free to come out at your own pace (just make sure it’s before election day)

This comment has made my mind up. Too desperate

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by ShakeyJake10

This comment has made my mind up. Too desperate

You say desperate, we say flustered in the presence of a forum legend!

[Strictly Jake]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Also Jake, if you vote for us, we will issue an electric shock to every STD judge every 5 minutes until they send you their scores

Well yeah that's a good one however seen as no judge including yourself has sent me one single score back yet there could be a bloody power cut

[SherzyK]

We need you Jake and you need us!

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by ShakeyJake10

This comment has made my mind up. Too desperate

See I knew we’d get there eventually, so we can rely on your vote, oui?

[Strictly Jake]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

You say desperate, we say flustered in the presence of a forum legend!

Pfft forum legend I didn't even make the top 51 ill vote for you if you make that change just kidding

[Morgan.]

This photo has shades of yellow in and us at the yellow party didn’t allow you permission to use yellow in your campaign. I’m calling my lawyers.

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by ShakeyJake10

Well yeah that's a good one however seen as no judge including yourself has sent me one single score back yet there could be a bloody power cut

If you elect me, I’ll score x