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View Poll Results: What is your preferred wiping method? | ||||||
Fold | 18 | 78.26% | ||||
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Scrunch | 5 | 21.74% | ||||
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18-06-2019, 03:28 PM | #1 | ||
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I was shocked to learn that someone I know scrunches a few sheets into a ball, but I use a few sheets folded on top of each other and then fold it in half for the second wipe.
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18-06-2019, 03:28 PM | #2 | |||
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Fold
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18-06-2019, 03:30 PM | #3 | ||
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Adios
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Fold
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18-06-2019, 03:31 PM | #4 | |||
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Shut yer mouth ya PRICK
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Fold, obviously.
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18-06-2019, 03:32 PM | #5 | |||
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It depends, fold at home because I can actually sit on the seat but scrunch in public toilets because I have to hover and folding is too much effort while trying to balance
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18-06-2019, 03:33 PM | #6 | |||
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I create cranes with origami before it touches my ass
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18-06-2019, 03:34 PM | #7 | ||
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I usually give the seat a wipe if I am not at home and then sit on it.
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18-06-2019, 03:36 PM | #8 | |||
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Sometimes if the toilet doesn't look too mank I'll do a line of loo roll across each side of the seat to sit down.
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18-06-2019, 03:39 PM | #9 | |||
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In my nice era
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Fold.
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18-06-2019, 03:39 PM | #10 | |||
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Sod orf
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Do you have to make these arse wiping threads at tea time?
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18-06-2019, 03:56 PM | #11 | |||
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another vice
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Honestly who has the time to ****ing fold toilet paper
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18-06-2019, 03:58 PM | #12 | |||
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A great thief
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I don't really pay attention to what I do with it I just wipe
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18-06-2019, 04:15 PM | #13 | |||
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All hail the Moyesiah
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18-06-2019, 04:17 PM | #14 | |||
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Sod orf
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Who currently has skiddies in their underpants right now? That's a much better question.
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18-06-2019, 04:24 PM | #15 | |||
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Depends what I'm wiping
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18-06-2019, 04:28 PM | #16 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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18-06-2019, 04:35 PM | #17 | |||
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Fold, more surface area that way, less need for excessive wiping, science
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18-06-2019, 04:44 PM | #18 | ||
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18-06-2019, 04:54 PM | #19 | |||
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Scrunch
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18-06-2019, 04:56 PM | #20 | |||
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18-06-2019, 05:10 PM | #21 | |||
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18-06-2019, 08:14 PM | #22 | |||
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I Love my brick
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Toilet king
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18-06-2019, 08:18 PM | #23 | |||
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I fold, then scrunch up my arse hole.
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18-06-2019, 08:27 PM | #24 | |||
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Always fold!
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18-06-2019, 08:50 PM | #25 | ||
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Scrunch, who the **** has time for carefully folding paper.
As for folding it in half again for a second wipe, Jess must have a small petite ass is all I can say. That would make it smaller than my palm. Serious danger of poo finger. Last edited by Marsh.; 18-06-2019 at 08:51 PM. |
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