[fruit_cake]

please complete the story, just one or two sentences at a time!!!


Once upon a time, long long ago.. a fair haired girl looked dreamily out of her frosty snow laden bedroom window... She was clutching an small old black and white photograph that had by now frayed at the edges after years of being held in her often somewhat sweaty and dirty hands..

In the distance, a small group of carol singers could be heard but it was now dark outside and the sound was softened almost into melody by the cold evening breeze..

there she sat on her knees saying to herself again and again sobbing..

'oh why, oh why did I have to end up living here... it wasn't my fault!',

when suddenly...

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Vicky barged in with a 12 inch trap on.

[fruit_cake]

'how dare you not be in bed yet.. you'll have no supper tonight! none I tell you! It's all going to be fed to the hounds young lady..' I can't have anyone telling me how to run my house, oh no! good grief.. staying up so late, well I never!

Vicky grabbed the photo out her hand and tore it into three peices, and angrily clasped her hands together.. Just you wait till Mr Thomas hears about this!

By now the carol singers had reached next door.. one of them, a tall young handsome looking man who's face was partly hidden by a dark tweed cloak protecting him from the cold looked up and saw Lucy as she peared out of the window.. He appeared to notice her distress and nervously smiled at her..

'I have to do something.. its now or never!' Lucy said to herself.. She knocked on the window but by now he had focused his gaze elsewhere and appeared not to see her. By now Ms Vicky had left the room.. 'I must escape' Lucy said to herself.. She noticed that one of the bolts securing the window had come loose..

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Lucy gave up and smashed the window using her simonsays lamp.

As Lucy heard Ms Vicky's footsteps on the stairs, Lucy shouted out to the carol singers who ran across Josy's garden and stood in a circle.

The carol singers shouted, 'jump, you can do it! Jump'.

Lucy had very little time as Ms Vicky slung the door open.....

[Benjamin]

She decided to brave the jump and lept out from the window just before Vicky's hands could grab her hair.

She landed in the snow covered ground below with a thud, but luckily nothing seemed to be broken. She looked back up to the window and could hear Vicky screeching something in a high pitched banshee voice.

She trembled a little. This was scary. Lucy finally came to her senses and made a run for it across the garden. But then she stopped. The carol singers, where had the carol singers gone? She turned to see and saw that a Horrid Turtle had captured them...

[Ammi]

'Thank God for that' she thought 'I hate those bl**dy carols'.
She turned her glance toward the Turtle, who was clasping a signed photograph of Lord Sugar to his breast...............

[Ammi]

'This situation is serious' gasped Lucy 'I will need help to defeat the Monstrous Turtle'. There was only one person she could think of that she could ask for advice. The Iceman would know what to do. But no one knew exactly where he lived. She had heard stories that he lived somewhere in Happyland, but to get there she would have to go through the dangerous Forest of Ivy Balls. She would seek out the wise Kazanne and ask for help, Kazanne always knew the answer

[fruit_cake]

Lucy was cold and tired, but she set off in search of Happyland trudging through the thick winter snow.. where must the Wizard Kazanne be? 'I can't remember what he looked like.. and now Ms Vicky has torn up my only photo of him' she sobbed..

the dangerous Forest of Ivy Balls loomed menacingly in the distance.. when all of a sudden the sound of a disco filled the air, and a man's singing voice could be heared, carried by the wind... she thought about the handsome man who had looked at her through the window.. who could it possibly be??? Could it possibly be...

[Ammi]

.......surely it can't be the legendary Disco Stu. Lucy had hear stories of him, of course, hadn't everyone, but she always assumed he was just a myth. The disco music was getting louder, suddenly she saw shadow appear from behind the Ivy Balls

[Benjamin]

She froze, terrified of who it could be. But suddenly she saw. It wasn't Disco Stu but instead the Siamese Twins Jordan & Stacey. They had been rumoured to be taking shelter in The Ivy balls.

'Good evening' they said in unison 'welcome to our territory, have you come for our party?'

Lucy looked at them and said nothing at first...

[Josy]

Then she slowly turned around and ran away from them as fast as her legs would carry her...

[Mr XcX]

fat ass, she then saw to her horror Scott. He smiled and said.

[Josy]

Forever alone

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

[Ammi]

'Ooo Party' cried Lucy, suddenly distracted from her quest to save the carol singers from the vile and monsterous Turtle. As she looked at the twins she saw something in they're eyes, something almost - what? sinister?
'What sort of party' she asked nervously.
The twins smiled, a smile that showed teeth yellow and rotting
'It's a special party' sneered Stacey 'And you Lucy are the guest of honour'
Lucy froze

[Benjamin]

The siamese Twins smiled menacingly, and from behind her Lucy felt a hand clamp down on her shoulder. She tried to scream but no sound would come out. She was thrown to the floor and landed with a thud. She looked up, dazed, and saw an evil looking man dressed as Santa. She recognised this man instantly, she had been warned about him and his evil powers. It was non other than...

[Ammi]

The Great Arista the Grey, who had returned from his freelance reporting for the Daily Mail against the countries revolting students.
'Don't be afraid Lucy' he said gently 'I am here to help you'
Lucy looked up into his face and saw that it was not in fact an evil face but that of a kind and wise man.
'I have heard of your quest' said Arista 'and I know what you must do'
'but first' he continued 'we must seek out Novo, who will know just how to turn that Turtle into soup'
Just as they stepped forward there was a loud crashing noise

[Benjamin]

The Siamese twins (Stacey and Jordan), Arista and Lucy all turned to the direction it came from.

'Oh no, he's here!' cried the twins, 'it's the evil Ogre of Ivy Balls, Thomas C'.

'Follow me, quickly, all of you' boomed Arista. With that The twins and Lucy rushed after him as the crashing became louder and closer...

[Z]

Suddenly, a goose farted

[Shaun]

"Omg that smells" cried the wombat, before jumping in a fire.

[Z]

"What a palaver!" wailed Samantha Mumba. She then crossed the bridge and fell into the fire.

[Ammi]

Suddenly out of the mist appeared a huge half ogre-half man creature with black flashing eyes and flame red hair. His mouth was cruel and two huge fangs protruded at each side. From his fangs horrible yellow-white slime dripped to the ground.
'Yum' said the grotesque creature 'that chicken soup was good'
As if noticing them for the first time he turned his gaze to Stacey, Jordan, Arista and Lucy.
'What are you doing in my Ivy Balls Forest' he boomed
'You are not welcome here'
Thinking quickly Lucy said 'Please Miss Ogre, we have brought you a gift'
From behind her she dragged out a screaming, writhing creature
'Stop wriggling Scott' said Lucy 'Just go along with everything I say'
She held the creature up so the ogre could see it.
'OOOh a new pet' shouted the ogre

[Mr XcX]

Suddenly WOMBAI appeared!!

This BITCH looked Ice cold thought Lucy.

WOMBAI pulled a gun out and killed...

[Benjamin]

The evil Ogre!

Down he fell onto the ground, while an amazed Lucy, twins and Arista stood watching. She looked at them then walked off into the darkness.

'Well', said Arista breaking the silence, 'lets continue on our journey to Happyland to find Novo the Great Warrior and Kazanne. They will help us locate Iceman.

He turned to the twins and knew that they would be coming on this little quest. 'Right if you two are joining us, no talk of Cher or fat people please'.

He then turned back to Lucy. 'You ready to continue' he asked in a calming voice.

'I am, I have to do this, or else I fear Vicky and Turtle will ruin Christmas forever' she replied, not quite sure if she believed that she had the courage to do this.

'Right then we go through here', Arista was now pointing to a huge Ivy ball tree, and what appeared to be a door...

[Z]

The door led to Perez Hilton's computer! arista wrote a bitchy blog post about Tyra Banks. Then...