[parmnion]

At my age I urinate in 2 stages..

Stage one is the relief, the feeling that has turned that worried frow and squinty eyed look into one of sheer bliss...stage one has began...it's heaven....no squeezing just a lovely steady flow...then stage 2...the knee drop, lean forward a bit to get it all down the same bit of the toilet stance.....a bit like Travolta half way through his summer night fever routine...only you ain't pointing your hand up in the air.......unless it's a pub toilet, where a tiny bit of poop has been left dribbled down the side and you washing away in one go with your flow. ..then pointy hands like Travolta are allowed...but that doesn't happen often, hence the knee bend, lean forward. ...


Im due another Travolta moment soon.

[Ant.]

I pee my pants

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Ant.

I pee my pants

You should put someone else's on then.