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Old 03-11-2019, 11:21 PM   #1
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The time has come.

BBUK is a historical landmark of British reality TV and as most of you know, has been a notable enjoyment of mine to watch. With me recently having finished wading through every series of the show, I thought it was high-time to finally piece together how I felt on the hundreds of people that have flocked into the house. A few ground rules before I get this out of the way;

1) these will go in order from least favorite to favorite
2) there are likely many of these you won't agree with, which is fine but i ask that this thread remain respectful to the choices i make, though it's okay to express why you may agree/disagree
3) every time a series loses all its housemates, i'll post about a series of the show, going from least favorite to favorite series each time a series loses all its housemates

and of course, it wouldn't be complete without an edgic for each of the people listed!

Feel free to post your requests/wishes which i won't factor in at all!

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318. Daley Ojuederie
319. John James Parton
320. Kris Donnelly
321. Lotan Carter
322. Gerry Stergiopoulos
323. Sezer Yurtseven
324. Dennis McHugh
325. Conor McIntyre
326. Helen Wood
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Old 03-11-2019, 11:24 PM   #2
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Excited for this Always enjoy a good ranking thread, I do
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Old 03-11-2019, 11:24 PM   #3
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Old 03-11-2019, 11:35 PM   #4
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Old 03-11-2019, 11:52 PM   #5
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I'm so perched. The taste is dripping.

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Cannot wait to see this Epic!! This is going to be great!!
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Old 04-11-2019, 12:00 AM   #7
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Old 04-11-2019, 12:54 AM   #8
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Old 04-11-2019, 02:47 AM   #9
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Old 04-11-2019, 03:36 PM   #11
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Old 04-11-2019, 05:40 PM   #13
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Old 04-11-2019, 05:45 PM   #14
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Old 04-11-2019, 09:45 PM   #15
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Old 04-11-2019, 10:31 PM   #16
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326. Helen Wood
BB15 * Winner
BB16 * Guest (Days 32-46)


Yes Helen is the WORST! She embodies every trait for me to hate in a person; obnoxious, spiteful, malicious, and a bully with no filter. The first time I properly hated her was when Matthew joked about not playing a simple game with sexual undertones and then Helen ATTACKS him IMMEDIATELY based around body-shaming him including getting up in his face, all because of a throwaway joke by him. If you thought that sounded bad, don't worry. There's only 84 days of it across two series to sit through .

Main notable awful characteristic to Helen was deciding to attack people for nothing. Deciding Ashleigh had an ‘evil plan’ after watching it on a screen and taking it out of context, never stopping going on about it, defending herself that she WASN'T bullying Ashleigh as she “did it in a whole group so someone would speak up” if Helen spoke out of line. Two things; 1) Bullying is MOST common when a group is present you ignorant cow and 2) Your own friend Winston spoke up against you so it WAS bullying. God knows what her problems with Jale ("WERE YOU LISTENING? WERE YOU LISTENING? ...SLUG ") or Christopher ("SOOO, BOOORING! ") were. The latter especially I feel isn't brought up enough because Christopher especially is an example of someone a bully like her would see as an easy target to belittle, interrupt, create unnecessarily vindictive ideas about, and more needless hurtfulness.

The main conflict of BB15 ends up being ten weeks of everyone walking on eggshells around this monster who takes everything even SLIGHTLY disagreeable personally and delivers vulgar attacks in response. And then she wins! Apart from Pauline RUINING the series by giving Helen the final pass (which was complete unfair bullshit btw considering Pauline had to decide based on who she met on launch vs the day 2 entrants based purely on their VT ), there was also Toya AND Matthew both being evicted in close votes over Ash; an ally of Helen while she was at her MOST hated by the public . She basically acted like the worst type of person you could meet but always got her own way regardless, right till the end. Worst winner ever by a huge margin.

But in BB16, she's sent in and is somehow equally terrible! She was atrociously ignorant to the time Nikki's anorexia gave her anxiety when smothered in the store room, calling it "acting”, because Helen doesn’t care to know about real health problems I guess . And of course the Brian bullying. While Brian did eventually insult her, it was only after her repeated name calling and vindication of him over nothing besides disagreements, and I would eventually snap if she was this hostile too. But then cue "straight jacket's in the storeroom", calling him a psycho, and telling him he looks like a murderer/rapist, all of these during times where Brian had already walked away from confronting her .

But the REAL main thing I hate about Helen is that she has this mindset that does not correlate with any rational human being I've come across. In Helen’s world, you should say EXACTLY what’s on your mind about others, no matter how hurtful it is to others, but don't worry because at least you’re 'being honest' .



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Well that's a shock! Had a feeling she'd be in the bottom 5, but wasn't expecting her to be dead last.
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Old 04-11-2019, 10:49 PM   #19
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