[parmnion]

Do you use disposable nappies?

They take 500 years to disintegrate once dumped in the earth.

Re usable ones can be washed repeatedly.

[Marsh.]

No. I use the toilet.

[parmnion]

4 fully grown trees are needed to keep one child in nappies for its duration.

[arista]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Do you use disposable nappies?

They take 500 years to disintegrate once dumped in the earth.

Re usable ones can be washed repeatedly.

Yes Parmy
Make it Law - All have to change

[Toy Soldier]

Our first was a clothbum and we intended the same with the 2nd but we got lazy after like a week and switched to disposable . See it's all well and good keeping on top of that **** (literally) when the little cherub is your only focus. Easy peasy! But when you have multiple kids... who has the time, space or energy for washing and drying 10 cloth nappies every day?

[arista]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Our first was a clothbum and we intended the same with the 2nd but we got lazy after like a week and switched to disposable . See it's all well and good keeping on top of that **** (literally) when the little cherub is your only focus. Easy peasy! But when you have multiple kids... who has the time, space or energy for washing and drying 10 cloth nappies every day?

OK TS add a Ł1
Special Tax on every pack



I think all rubbish like that should be Burnt
with special Filter chimney

[Niamh.]

I used disposables, what a minging job washing nappies would be I'll replant 2 trees to atone for my sins

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by arista

OK TS add a Ł1
Special Tax on every pack



I think all rubbish like that should be Burnt
with special Filter chimney

Not my prallem any more I don't have to deal with stinky small children.

[LeatherTrumpet]

when the nappy does not hold and you get blowback all the way up the back

[arista]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I used disposables, what a minging job washing nappies would be I'll replant 2 trees to atone for my sins

Right €2 on every pack you buy
Green Special Tax

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by arista

Right €2 on every pack you buy
Green Special Tax

Not my prallem anymore either

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I used disposables, what a minging job washing nappies would be I'll replant 2 trees to atone for my sins

It's not too bad when they're just on milk you just soak them and rinse them through a couple of times before you chuck them in the wash.

... ... .. when they start on the solids things start to get a bit more interesting . We had a dedicated "poop spatula" in the bathroom.

[Toy Soldier]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

when the nappy does not hold and you get blowback all the way up the back

An especially powerful shart can fire it all the way out at the neck.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Not my prallem anymore either

Of Course

But a New Green Tax is the only way

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

It's not too bad when they're just on milk you just soak them and rinse them through a couple of times before you chuck them in the wash.

... ... .. when they start on the solids things start to get a bit more interesting . We had a dedicated "poop spatula" in the bathroom.

[LeatherTrumpet]

and 20 odd years later you are still paying for the vile little brats

"dad i need a new toaster, kettle, rug and coffee table for my uni flat"

[rusticgal]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Not my prallem any more I don't have to deal with stinky small children.

Until the Grandchildren come along...

[rusticgal]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

[parmnion]

Is the poop spatula a new moderating tool?

[arista]

Originally Posted by rusticgal

Until the Grandchildren come along...

Yes, the Green Tax will be Ł5
or €10 add on by then

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by arista

Yes, the Green Tax will be Ł5
or €10 add on by then

Nappies ain't being taxed, it was fake nooz

[arista]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Nappies ain't being taxed, it was fake nooz

Yes but they are saying they soon will be.




In Todays Newspapers

[Strictly Jake]

Yeah always use disposable. For some reason I just find reusuable ones rather grim

[arista]

Originally Posted by Strictly Jake

Yeah always use disposable. For some reason I just find reusuable ones rather grim

A New Green Tax on the Way.



Better to Burn them all.

[Strictly Jake]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

An especially powerful shart can fire it all the way out at the neck.

That has only happened once for each of mine. It seems like all babies experience this intense explosion at some point in their lives and it's honestly one of the biggest gag inducing experiences ever I feel like saying I'm a celebrity get me out of here