[parmnion]

Ambulance along the road at fither Maggie's house.. again (weekly occurence, selfish old bugger wont stay in the hospital)


Auld joyce hasnt got the leg purchase these days, and was asking me if i could crane my kneck for her and give a running commentary of what was happening with fither Maggie, and the ambulance the selfish auld twat didnt jump into the first time.



She hung up, cheeky auld cow. Her and her sweaty onesie, bloody hung up on me n my gel hair!!.

Got the cauld of the windae, pressing my face against it for the daft auld bint an aw. thinks she can hing up on parmy, just like that.

Nah, don't think so hen.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Parmy are you now living in 1980s Take the High Road?

[parmnion]

He died yesterday.