[parmnion]

If you get the chance to pick when you die.

I can take a punch on the face so all I would to do is move to a seaside town and I could have all the snacks I want.

Surely that's better than being a lion eating someone who chose zebras from the arsehole up.


Lions like doing that btw.

[Redway]

Owl. I’m already a night-owl anyway.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Redway

Owl. I’m already a night-owl anyway.

Ewww..

Chewing on folk who picked mouse.


That's rank. Plus I doubt you would make it out the nest. Eaten by another person who chose owl, whose already devoured 2 other idiots with the same mindset in life.

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by parmnion

If you get the chance to pick when you die.

I can take a punch on the face so all I would to do is move to a seaside town and I could have all the snacks I want.

Surely that's better than being a lion eating someone who chose zebras from the arsehole up.


Lions like doing that btw.

Seagulls are loud, squawking thieving bullies !

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by hijaxers

Seagulls are loud, squawking thieving bullies !

No, they are actually very intelligent deceased humans.

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by parmnion

No, they are actually very intelligent deceased humans.

Ok Jonathon I take it you've read the book then Parm.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by hijaxers

Ok Jonathon I take it you've read the book then Parm.

Who, and what?


I was inspired by 2 seagulls when I was outside having a fag. What book are you on about?

I'm intrigued.

[arista]

Originally Posted by parmnion

If you get the chance to pick when you die.

I can take a punch on the face so all I would to do is move to a seaside town and I could have all the snacks I want.

Surely that's better than being a lion eating someone who chose zebras from the arsehole up.


Lions like doing that btw.

You Bugger
Attacking my chips.

[arista]

Originally Posted by hijaxers

Seagulls are loud, squawking thieving bullies !

Yes Big Wings
as well

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Who, and what?


I was inspired by 2 seagulls when I was outside having a fag. What book are you on about?

I'm intrigued.

Jonathon Livinston Seagull by Richard Bach , about a being a seagull and learning. Only a small book but very good.

It was also a top seller, all Richard Bachs books were good.

[Redway]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Ewww..

Chewing on folk who picked mouse.


That's rank. Plus I doubt you would make it out the nest. Eaten by another person who chose owl, whose already devoured 2 other idiots with the same mindset in life.

If being an actual owl knocked my phobia of mice dead, all-t’-more reason for me to be one in my next life. At least then I wouldn’t have to use so much peppermint oil to dispel vermin (I’m very borderline-compulsive about stuff like that).

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by hijaxers

Jonathon Livinston Seagull by Richard Bach , about a being a seagull and learning. Only a small book but very good.

It was also a top seller, all Richard Bachs books were good.

It's an American seagull.. rich pickings with the fatties over there....got to be quick though.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Redway

If being an actual owl knocked my phobia of mice dead, all-t’-more reason for me to be one in my next life. At least then I wouldn’t have to use so much peppermint oil to dispel vermin (I’m very borderline-compulsive about stuff like that).

Baby owls eat their siblings whilst in the nest.

Only the strongest survive...are you up to it?

[Redway]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Baby owls eat their siblings whilst in the nest.

Only the strongest survive...are you up to it?

I’m up for a challenge.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Redway

I’m up for a challenge.

Wouldnt you prefer a chip, rather than 3 other dead people being born again?




Praise to jesus and the lord that vegetables are not reincarnation of humans.. It would be epic though if it was, born again, just to be munched to death by a giant turnip.