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Peterborough - —Laughing and smiling the whole night as they bonded over
Emily Tudor-Craig's flaws, local couple Jay and Brenda Tudor-Craig were reportedly
really hitting it off with their daughter’s emotionally abusive boyfriend this
week. “Andrew is such a gentleman—I was about to suggest Emily stick to
salad tonight, but then he just went ahead and ordered it for her!” said
Brenda Tudor-Craig, who gushed over both the subtle and not-so subtle jabs that
Andrew Trait had taken at her daughter, noting that he already fit in
perfectly with the whole family. “I was a little hesitant at first, because they
arrived at the restaurant a few minutes late, but then Andrew rolled his eyes
at Emily and blamed it on her ‘nonexistent time management skills.’ That got
us on the topic of how pathetic it is that she’s even thinking about doing
Open University, and before you knew it, we realized this guy was the perfect
man to control our daughter.” At press time, the Tudor-Craigs added that they
could tell their daughter really liked Andrew too, as he had done a great job
convincing her that no one else would ever love her.

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