[Mrluvaluva]

And for my 5,000th post from Sky News

In further news of the horrifying threat that squirrels pose to humanity, Iran has claimed 14 squirrels found near the nation's borders were spies.

The state-sponsored news agency IRNA said: 'In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders.'

'The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services.'

Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam said: 'I heard of this, but I have no specific knowledge on the subject.'

It is not known if the spy-squirrels are linked to claims that British troops in Basra, near the border with Iran, have released giant man-eating badgers into the city.

This is not the first time that animals have been accused of being spies. Notably, the residents of Hartlepool are commonly believed to have hung a monkey because they thought it was a French spy.

Unbelievable

:b anana:

[Lauren]

I believe that was a picture just taken after the horrifying scenes in Iran. We can only thank the passing-by American soldiers who managed to save the savage attack of the giant spy squirrels.

[Tom4784]

This can't be serious! It's funny though.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Lauren


I believe that was a picture just taken after the horrifying scenes in Iran. We can only thank the passing-by American soldiers who managed to save the savage attack of the giant spy squirrels.

OMG. If it wasn't for those soldiers, christ knows what could have happened?! There have been reports of "suicide squirrels" driving into blocks on the border after eating too many nuts and "self exploding". I believe the carnage is horiffic.

[Lauren]

Once again - America saves the World.

[natjake2504]

love it love it

[Mrluvaluva]

They are believed to be highly dangerous.

[Lauren]

They were apparently spotted after an armed guard found himself splashed all over the Iranian tabloids in questionable positions. He foiled the squirrel spy plot soon after finding this little fella in his car:

[Mrluvaluva]

They have also been running amok over the border, as they are very promiscuous. They have started off a new breed of "chav" squirrels.

[Lauren]

And lets not forget the serious nature of such an atrocity in a volatile society.... much war has ensued - and guess who is on the front lines?



(Okay, I've ran out of squirrel-related pictures now )

[Mrluvaluva]

I haven't. Ba***rds!

[Mrluvaluva]

This is obviously a job for......................SECRET SQUIRREL!!!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh come on people! This was my thread of the day! Where are all your funny squirrel photos? Come on! What's wrong with you?! Lol.

[Scarlett.]

LOL I love this thread!!!

[Scarlett.]

I belive that this is a photo taken by the Iranian Secret Service, they have located the squirrel leader

[Lauren]

The squirrels were believed to be American but Iranian leaders declared "These squirrels support corporate white-collar capitalist companies!" They spread these wanted images around in order to conjure up Western hate:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
I belive that this is a photo taken by the Iranian Secret Service, they have located the squirrel leader

Is it Osquirrel bin hidin? The super squirrel!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Lauren
The squirrels were believed to be American but Iranian leaders declared "These squirrels support corporate white-collar capitalist companies!" They spread these wanted images around in order to conjure up Western hate:

Squirrels on coke! We're doomed I tell you. Doomed!

[Mrluvaluva]

"cough"

[Lauren]

Looks like the spies are making themselves at home in Iran



I'd hate to be the person trying to get rid of those.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Lauren
Looks like the spies are making themselves at home in Iran



I'd hate to be the person trying to get rid of those.

That's squirrel **** propaganda!

[Lauren]

Those aren't actual playing cards they're playing with... they're those American Most Wanted deck of cards. It all falls into place!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Lauren
Those aren't actual playing cards they're playing with... they're those American Most Wanted deck of cards. It all falls into place!

Oh I remember them! Isn't Paris Hilton on one?

[spitfire]

One squirrel today surrendered to an armed Iranian.G Bush has demanded his release.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by spitfire
One squirrel today surrendered to an armed Iranian.G Bush has demanded his release.

Are you sure he is still alive?