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It’s not often heatworld reads quotes from Salvador Dali of a morning – especially when it's in relation to ex-Big Brother stars. We could NOT believe our eyes when THIS e-mail-slash-press-release landed in our Inbox this morning from BB7’s Muscle Mary Richard. You'd better read it for yourself – all we have to say is, could the man be any more deluded?!

The e-mail starts with the aforementioned Dali quote: "Intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings." Before continuing. "Dicky & Dolly are all about working with only the finest in the fashion and photography industry” OK, then. Apparently, “Dicky & Dolly are determined and driven to be the first stars of Reality TV to reclaim and redefine cool for a new generation”. *Cocks head to side. Gives quizzical look* “**** the Primark & Lipsy generation," it continues, "Dicky & Dolly are about to bring back glamour and style to the masses." *Rolls over laughing* What a complete pair of tits (and we're not just talking about Lea's chest area here). Read the full, deluded e-mail below...

The response to our new photos has been overwhelming and incredibly positive. We would like to thank all of you who got in touch regarding the use of our new images. Plans are now underway for the release of these new images via numerous publications and the internet. Below are just a few images from our latest portfolio shot by Natalie J Watts with a larger selection available on request. Our Myspace pages and profile on Gaydar Radio has attracted the attention of some of the worlds best fashion photographers and media companies. We recently flew out to Madrid to shoot with Spain's answer to La Chapelle - Alvaro Villarrubia. These Images will be next out of our cache in late December. Iconic saints and sets involving devils & muscle men can be expected. A look and shoot that suits our personalities and direction. We are currently looking over numerous portfolios of photographers based in Europe and New York - Dicky & Dolly are all about working with only the finest in the fashion and photography industry. London fashion week also proved incredibly fruitful for us as we were able to capture the attention of some of the fashion industries best. Designs and costumes are being made as we speak with our next incarnation to be unveiled at this years Stonewall awards and Erotica Exhibition. Taking control of our image is all about our planned approach to carrying our chic D&D brand to a visual medium - TV/Digital TV/The Internet - D&D are currently in talks to sign to major digital television channel to format a stylish, cool, sexy Dicky & Dolly Show. We will keep you all informed and updated don't worry. Dicky & Dolly are determined and driven to be the first stars of reality TV to reclaim and re-define cool for a new generation. "**** the Primark & Lypsy generation, Dicky & Dolly are about to bring back glamour and style to the masses" . . .

Mucho Besame
D&D


Source Heatworld

[Matt]

OH DEAR GOD!

My eyes!

[xDramatick]

Haha.
Good for them.

I <3 them.
Hopefully they release some good stuff evenifIdidn'tunderstandhalfofthatemail.

:]

[farhad]

It was Leah who did this, cannot think of Richard even bothering about hyping himself.

[Travis]

Originally posted by farhad
It was Leah who did this, cannot think of Richard even bothering about hyping himself.

If you have a look at Lea's Myspace blog she can't even spell properly let alone come up with that load of b*llocks.

No, that Email was definitely Dicky who is right up his own backside as usual.

[cujo-man]

Originally posted by Travis

If you have a look at Lea's Myspace blog she can't even spell properly let alone come up with that load of b*llocks.

No, that Email was definitely Dicky who is right up his own backside as usual.

No, not really likely. Can't imagine him caring too much if people thought he was too fashionable or not.

[Sam!]

Omg look at Richard haha

[Travis]

Originally posted by cujo-man

No, not really likely. Can't imagine him caring too much if people thought he was too fashionable or not.

I agree. The only thing Richard really cares about is his own opinion.

I think the quote "**** the Primark and Lispy generation...." gives it away as him.

By the looks of that photo he's the one who should be arrested by the fashion police.