[andybigbro]

All you Need to do is Fill in the Gaps to this story and make it as funny as you can.
Lets see what everyone comes up with.

Jane was ____. She had just recently_____ and was ready to _____. When she came in from____ she wanted her____ to know that everything was____ and that her ____ was ok. When she relised that ___ wasnt there she began to ___ and then ____. She then ___ and____. She was sooo ___ which made her _____. Her friend ____, went to ____ to help her out.

[Scarlett.]

Jane was tired. She had just recently murdered her landlord and was ready to kill her husband. When she came in from the XXX shop she wanted her Husband to know that everything was broken and that her PSP was ok. When she realised that her Nintendo DS wasnt there she began to cry and then laugh manically. She then murdered her husband and pee on his dead body. She was sooo tired which made her kill the postman. Her friend Freddy Fourfingers, went to Jail to help her out.

[Mrluvaluva]

Jane was a hooker. She had just recently had a hit and was ready to go. When she came in from work she wanted her son to know that everything was okay and that her job was ok. When she realised that Linda wasn't there she began to scream and then vomited. She then screamed and yelled. She was sooo drunk which made her make a balloon animal. Her friend Amy Winehouse, went to Netto to help her out.

[Loukas]

i will have a go

Jane was born. She had just recently just ate and was ready to be sick. When she came in from hospital she wanted her dog to know that everything was s*** and that her left foot was ok. When she relised that dog wasnt there she began to cry and then go mad and tried to shoot people. She then grabed a gun and ran outside. She was sooo mad which made her even more mad . Her friend mr shaba-laba-ding-dong , went to go to help her out.

[Scarlett.]

Luvaluva and DT those are Brilliant!!!

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Chewy
Luvaluva and DT those are Brilliant!!!

i dont think mine is

Luvas is GREAT So is yours Chewy

[Scarlett.]

LOL
I want another one!

[andybigbro]

lmao these are brialliant

[Shaun]

Jane was a lesbian. She had just recently sold her soul to the devil and was ready to lick a pineapple. When she came in from watering the geraniums, she wanted her hoover to know that everything was dead and that her penis was ok. When she realised that her kettle wasnt there, she began to throw her own faeces at a Rabbi, and then shat herself. She then danced with a horse, and gesticulated wildly to passers-by. She was sooo exhausted which made her tits go wobbly. Her friend, Margaret Schlegel, went to Lidl to buy some vaseline to help her out.

[Scarlett.]

PMSL!!!

[andybigbro]

Jane was Fat. She had just recently ate and was ready to boink. When she came in from University she wanted her Mirror to know that everything was sexy and that her bum was ok. When she relised that her fat wasnt there she began to run and then jump. She then farted and killed her neighbour. She was sooo happy which made her sing. Her friend Mobo, went to poo to help her out.

[Loukas]

Originally posted by andybigbro
Jane was Fat. She had just recently ate and was ready to boink. When she came in from University she wanted her Mirror to know that everything was sexy and that her bum was ok. When she relised that her fat wasnt there she began to run and then jump. She then farted and killed her neighbour. She was sooo happy which made her sing. Her friend Mobo, went to poo to help her out.

LMFAO

[Kate..]

Jane was confused! She had just recently eaten a flower and was ready to eat another. When she came in from the garden she wanted her socks on to know that everything was comfy and that her shoe was ok. When she relised that her flower wasnt there she began to cry and then Cough. She then laughed and fell over. She was sooo clumsy which made her Curl her tounge. Her friend the color man(), went to cartwheel to help her out.

I don't know what i was on about

[Scarlett.]

Jack likes _____ and his freind _____ also does too, the visit ______ shops together and sing _____ all the while, Their favourite TV show is _____, then the police arrested _______ for _______. Jack then _____ and _____ when he found a _______ in the ________ all of a sudden of a ______ flew into ______ and killed Jacks ______, Jack then ______

[Loukas]

Kate haha

i will have a go with chewys


Jack likes boys and his freind Adam also does too, the visit phone shops together and sing Y.M.C.A all the while, Their favourite TV show is Big Brother then the police arrested Rape for Rapeing.

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Kate haha

i will have a go with chewys


Jack likes boys and his freind Adam also does too, the visit phone shops together and sing Y.M.C.A all the while, Their favourite TV show is Big Brother then the police arrested Rape for Rapeing.

PMSL!!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Chewy
Luvaluva and DT those are Brilliant!!!

lol. Why thankyou.

[Shaun]

Jack likes to collect used tampons, and his friend, Amy21 does too. They visit porno shops together and sing seductively all the while. Their favourite TV show is too explicit to mention. Then the police arrested Amy21 for stealing a humble pie. Jack then exploded and screamed when he found a hole in the pet parrot he'd just bought. All of a sudden, a stapler flew into the fifth dimension and killed Jacks parrot. Jack then danced the night away with a flamingo.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Shaun
Jack likes to collect used tampons, and his friend, Amy21 does too. They visit porno shops together and sing seductively all the while. Their favourite TV show is too explicit to mention. Then the police arrested Amy21 for stealing a humble pie. Jack then exploded and screamed when he found a hole in the pet parrot he'd just bought. All of a sudden, a stapler flew into the fifth dimension and killed Jacks parrot. Jack then danced the night away with a flamingo.

LMAO!

[Magic]

Jane was slowly dieing. She had just recently been shot and was ready to give up. When she came in from her fit she wanted her mum to know that everything was going to be ok and that her Dad was ok. When she relised that her mum wasnt there she began to cry and then she decided she must go. She then slowly broke down and died. She was sooo hurt which made her die faster. Her friend who died, went to hell to help her out.


A very happy tale

[andybigbro]

Sorry for bumping an old thread, but was gonna post a new version of this but thought why not just keep the same one from 2007.

You can do either

Jane was ____. She had just recently_____ and was ready to _____. When she came in from____ she wanted her____ to know that everything was____ and that her ____ was ok. When she relised that ___ wasnt there she began to ___ and then ____. She then ___ and____. She was sooo ___ which made her _____. Her friend ____, went to ____ to help her out.

Or

Jack likes _____ and his freind _____ also does too, the visit ______ shops together and sing _____ all the while, Their favourite TV show is _____, then the police arrested _______ for _______. Jack then _____ and _____ when he found a _______ in the ________ all of a sudden of a ______ flew into ______ and killed Jacks ______, Jack then ______.

Or you can create a new one for members to try

[rubymoo]

Jane was amazed. She had just recently washed and was ready to shag. When she came in from work she wanted her husband to know that everything was normal and that her fanny was ok. When she realised that her husband wasn't there she began to eat chocolate and then eat cake. She then ate chicken and chips. She was sooo bloated which made her sick. Her friend Ruth, went to the flat to help her out.


Best i could do before my coffee

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Jane was a lesbian. She had just recently sold her soul to the devil and was ready to lick a pineapple. When she came in from watering the geraniums, she wanted her hoover to know that everything was dead and that her penis was ok. When she realised that her kettle wasnt there, she began to throw her own faeces at a Rabbi, and then shat herself. She then danced with a horse, and gesticulated wildly to passers-by. She was sooo exhausted which made her tits go wobbly. Her friend, Margaret Schlegel, went to Lidl to buy some vaseline to help her out.

Too funny