[dustmite]

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Morning Mayhem
Day 5, 10:30
Tuesday 01 June

The troublesome twosome of Kitten and Stuart received stern warnings from Big Brother over their incessant rule breaking, within minutes of slumping out of bed this morning.

Irritable about being roused from sleep with by air raid siren, the leaders of the previous day's rebellion, which involved considering defying eviction by squatting at the House indefinitely, were angered to find the drinks cabinet had been bolted by Big Brother.

Despite it being several hours short of lunchtime, Kitten and Stuart expressed outrage at not being able to get their hands on a half full bottle of wine contained within the locked cupboard.

And so, naturally, Stuart set about trying to pick the lock, by stabbing it clumsily with a wholly inadequate paperclip.

Despite his dismal failure to pick the lock, Big Brother soon called him to the Diary Room, where 20-year-old student was told that any more of his nonsense would result in immediate expulsion from the House.

"Where does it say in the rules (that we can't) remove the lock from the drinks cupboard?" Daniel challenged when a sheepish Stuart emerged from Big Brother's wrath and shared the news.
Kitten acts the kid

In true activist fashion, Kitten didn't seem to think that a similar warning would be imposed on her if she took up where Stuart had left off, and so eagerly continued to have a go at the padlock.

Within moments, Big Brother had ordered all Housemates to the bedroom where they were to stay until further notice and Kitten was told to go to the Diary Room.

However, Kitten refused, saying she would go in her own time, and also refused to go the bedroom as ordered unless she could take the fridge with her. She then began to drag it towards the dorm - but was immediately ordered to leave the "fixtures and fittings" alone.

Some time later, with the other Housemates huddled - on Big Brother's command - in the bedroom, Kitten grudgingly slunk to the Diary Room to receive her slap on the wrist.

After locking the lesbian in and refusing to speak to her for some three minutes, Big Brother eventually told her that she, like Stuart, was jeopardising her future in the House.

Big Brother, said Kitten, was making her feel like a "naughty little kid".

I think Kitten's finally realised what she is...

[Romantic Old Bird]

Originally posted by dustmite
I think Kitten's finally realised what she is...

Absolutely, because, right I mean, like, a revolution because she can't get into the drinks cabinet is so, well, you know WORTHY as a cause isn't it?

Silly object. If she was so right on, she would be out picketing parliament over the Iraqui occupation, or objecting to student fees, or campaigning to get equality for minority groups.


Not moping and posing on probably the most narcissistic self-serving experience offered at the moment to those who crave attention.

More than anything, she and Stuart remind me of

[Sticks]

ROB!!!

I had not seen you for a while?

I was going to post a MIA notice, no I don't have to

[liliacqueen]

i think what kittern did was quite funny lol

[Amy]

Big Brother, said Kitten, was making her feel like a "naughty little kid".

Well if she stopped acting like one they would not treat her like a kid!!