Here's my realistic-yet-ideal CBB line-up

[Tregard]

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12 Housemates, ranging from Youtube Vlogger to German Popstar, they all fall into various gradients of celebrity, but a house full of these folks would be rather good indeed. Here's the run-down from left to right.

Name: Suzi Perry
Age: 42
You may know them for: Being a long-time host of The Gadget Show and MotoGP coverage for the BBC
Why they count as celebrity: She's a relatively well known television presenter, and she even did Treasure Hunt for a while instead of Anneka Rice

Name: Lena Meyer-Landrut
Age: 21
You may know them for: Winning Eurovision in 2010
Why they count as celebrity: She has managed to maintain a successful pop career throughout Europe, a feat not many Eurovision winners are capable of.

Name: Philippa Forrester
Age: 43
You may know them for: Presenting a plethora of shows throughout the 90s, and being a CBBC presenter
Why they count as celebrity: She's been in the presenting business for quite a while, and chances are you'll have seen her on something before

Name: Mel Giedroyc
Age: 44
You may know them for: Being the half of Mel & Sue that hadn't been on CBB yet
Why they count as celebrity: Mel & Sue recently did The Great British Bake-Off on BBC2, she has hosted a variety of things as well as being a contestant on other shows such as Fame Academy

Name: Kirsten O'Brien
Age: 40
You may know them for: Being arty on SMart
Why they count as celebrity: She has been a well-known face of Children's TV for years now, plus she's been on Through The Keyhole a few times.

Name: Susan Coffey
Age: 22
You may know them for: Being a model and posing and all that
Why they count as celebrity: A model seems to be necessary for every series, may as well have one with a little personality

Name: Stuart Baggs "The Brand"
Age: 23
You may know them for: Being on The Apprentice and spouting nonsense
Why they count as celebrity: After The Apprentice he's done his fair share of other shows, a lot of laughs for probably a not too hefty fee

Name: Alex Day
Age: 23
You may know them for: Being a very popular Youtube Vlogger, who got to number 4 in last year's Christmas UK Singles Chart
Why they count as celebrity: Many popular Youtubers are gaining celebrity status, and with over half a million subscribers, Alex Day seems like a worthy candidate

Name: Richard O'Brien
Age: 70
You may know them for: Writing the Rocky Horror Picture Show and being your genial guide to The Crystal Maze
Why they count as celebrity: He's a cult icon for his part as Riff Raff and his time on The Crystal Maze

Name: "Weird" Al Yankovic
Age: 52
You may know them for: Singing a lot of parody songs
Why they count as celebrity: The likes of MJ, Grohl, Cobain and Lady Gaga have praised Weird Al's musical talents, with Kurt Cobain even calling him a "Musical Genius"

Name: Hugo Pierre Leclercq, aka Madeon
Age: 18
You may know them for: Being an electropop artist who made the mash-up "Pop Culture"
Why they count as celebrity: At the age of 18, Madeon has already made himself extremely noteworthy in electropop around the world, even reaching 22 in the UK singles chart

Name: Neil Patrick Harris
Age: 39
You may know them for: Playing Barney in How I Met Your Mother, Dr. Horrible in Dr. Horrible, and a twisted version of himself in Harold & Kumar.
Why they count as celebrity: He's a big star of stage and screen, presenting countless award ceremonies and even having a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The real clincher is he wants to appear on Celeb Big Brother, meaning we wouldn't be paying an extremely high amount for a rather famous face.

[Saph]

I think you missed someone..

Miss J for cbb

[Callum]

Neil Patrick Harris realistic? I know he's a fan of the show but his management would never allow him to go in. He's way too big a name for CBB.

[08marsh]

Who are they?

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Callum

Neil Patrick Harris realistic? I know he's a fan of the show but his management would never allow him to go in. He's way too big a name for CBB.

This, same with Wossy, he watches the show every now and again, but he'd never do it either.

[Patrick]

Richard O'Brien is the only one there who would be able to save, such a dire, dire series.

[Bluerang1]

Originally Posted by SaphLiike

I think you missed someone..

Miss J for cbb

[aj2463]

Yeah i think they would have to dig deep in their pockets to get NPH, and like someone said, his management would never let him do it. I don't really know alot of the other people but i guess thats the case with CBB every year. I would deffo like to see Justin Bieber's dad in the show like has been rumoured, would be interesting and like I always mention I would love for them to get Shannen Doherty on the show, wouldn't be too hard if they were to think outside the WAG/Model/Towie box for 5 minutes

[The_Big_Send_Off]

Only know about 4 of them lol! Get torie wilson and janice dickenson the there

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by The_Big_Send_Off

Only know about 4 of them lol! Get torie wilson and janice dickenson the there

janice YES

[Marc]

Weird" Al Yankovic

Interesting

[Jack_]

Stuart Baggs has to go in. And Richard O'Brien would be amaze.

[MarcusLloydAK]

Haha it'd be sooooo cool if Lena Meyer-Landrut went in. She's so cute, and I reckon she'd be a favourite amongst the public.

[Fenn]

OMG yes to Lena