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Big Brother 2012 (series 13) Big Brother 13 started June 5th 2012 on Channel 5, and was won by Luke A. Discuss here.
BB13 Housemates (tags): Ashleigh, Adam, Arron, Becky, Benedict, Caroline, Chris, Conor, Deana, Lauren, Luke A, Lydia, Luke S, Sara, Scott, Shievonne, Victoria, HM Fan clubs (appreciation posts),

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Old 07-07-2012, 10:25 PM   #1
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I can understand a giant mars bar, or evfen a Milky way but a TWIX. The mind boggles. Does he have a party trick with a Toblerone and a Lion bar.
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Old 07-07-2012, 10:28 PM   #2
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I can understand a giant mars bar, or evfen a Milky way but a TWIX. The mind boggles. Does he have a party trick with a Toblerone and a Lion bar.
i have no idea what this is about but its funny
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Old 07-07-2012, 10:33 PM   #4
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Old 07-07-2012, 10:33 PM   #5
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Alice on BOTS just put that out there on a fact or fiction comment and they guess fiction but it was true. Under a sexual scenario, Luke A lost a Twix inside one of his x girlfriends.
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Old 07-07-2012, 10:34 PM   #6
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I would have thought a Kit Kat would have been better because you get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat, lol.
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Alice on BOTS just put that out there on a fact or fiction comment and they guess fiction but it was true. Under a sexual scenario, Luke A lost a Twix inside one of his x girlfriends.
Using which orifice .....
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Alice on BOTS just put that out there on a fact or fiction comment and they guess fiction but it was true. Under a sexual scenario, Luke A lost a Twix inside one of his x girlfriends.
Thats gross...chocolate melts, women should really start respecting their vajayjays
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Old 07-07-2012, 11:26 PM   #13
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I hope he asked for his money back.
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i wonder will that be a limited edition
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Some men give Flowers, he is obviously a chocolate giver.
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I actually feel like vomiting.

I CAN UNDERSTAND CHOCOLATE SAUCE... if somebody squirted chocolate sauce on me I'd be fine.

BUT sticking chocolate up somebody?
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While this is mostly academic, is a Twix the same in the UK as the US? I know all the Snickers/Mars/Milky Way ones have different compositions depending which country you're in.

OK, I'm grasping at straws here. Why doesn't he stick to pop rocks and altoids like normal people?
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Indy, a twix in the UK has a biscuit base covered in caramel, and then smothered in chocolate, whatever orifice you stick it in, it isnt coming back whole and its gonna be messy...
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Indy, a twix in the UK has a biscuit base covered in caramel, and then smothered in chocolate, whatever orifice you stick it in, it isnt coming back whole and its gonna be messy...
Same thing, then. fwiw, I think anything covered in chocolate would come back messy.

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A spare vagina for chocolate games.
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