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Big Brother 14 [Summer 2013] Channel 5's Big Brother: Secrets and Lies (also known as BB14) started June 13th 2013 and was won by Sam Evans.

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Old 20-08-2013, 01:17 AM   #1
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Default I'm going to win next year!!!

I've got a problem I cannot swim

I'm going on big brother I'm bound to win.


I was born with a pointy ear,
That's all I need to win next year.

My hammer toe and dodgy knee
Will mean the public will love me.

I'm going to win a hundred grand
Because I have a hairy hand.

To win the show it's plain to see
You need a bit of sympathy.

Next year with my permanent frown
I'm going to take the winning crown.

All I need to get the cash ,
Is smelly feet and a bit of a rash.

Too much of one thing , not enough of the other,
Is all you need to win big brother.
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Old 20-08-2013, 01:21 AM   #2
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Old 20-08-2013, 01:22 AM   #3
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Old 20-08-2013, 01:22 AM   #4
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Make sure to stay asleep for 9 weeks as well and talk about winkie expanding and boobs it sits well for the win....
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Yeah sleep, lots of sleep.
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Don't forget your sleeping bag. That's a necessary part of the winning formula these days apparently!
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And the most important rule: until the last few days, don't do ANYTHING.
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Next year with my permanent frown
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I'm going to get that sleep apny thingy when you nearly die when you sleep because you stop breathing , double whammy sleeping and the sympathy vote WHOOP
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I'm going to get that sleep apny thingy when you nearly die when you sleep because you stop breathing , double whammy sleeping and the sympathy vote WHOOP
You'll walk it with a bit of sleep apnea!
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Very well done !

Interview question:

"What will you do when you get into the house ?"

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Hee hee
Um blend into the background and look unfortunate, like with my head slightly to one side , then sleep , then more sleep then yawn and yeah go back to sleep in an unfortunate kind of way..
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£100k guaranteed!
I think there might be a load of us next year though, a bunch of unfortunates all with the same idea, might have to organise a squint to secure the win ha!unfortunate however deceptively intelligent!
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Please can we have someone on this forums go in next year and use Sam's formula.
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