[waterhog]

the reality star killed "i'm a celeb get me out of here " 27.11.14

i am starting to boil
like seeing that Meerkat and Alexandra
at the point of the spoil
i am now blaming Kendra.
boring and predictable
it is just full of pretense
viewers are not stupid and gullible
how dare you treat us so dense.
we do not have the Americans tolerance
impress does not the over exaggeration
to drop your knickers is no excellence
Kendra really is low in any estimation.
not impressed by the twinkle
on this earth you are only a lodger
you could have any but you chose one that does wrinkle
i don't believe you love that old codger.
my conclusion will scar
i don't care if in me is no normality
whats killing this show is not a shiny star
that's why a fundamental rule must be no connection to TV reality.

( in plain simple English and in no rhyming slang - i feel what is killing the reality tv shows are the "reality star contestants". a few examples of these are 1. amy chiles 2. spidi - stephanie and spencer pratt 3.kirk norcross etc etc etc. you may all enjoy watching this kind of stuff, but i am very skeptical as i understand they are paid to behave like this which in-turn makes it fake. love to no what you think and would be over the moon if a few reply's could rhyme as i am loving past reply's. )

[erinp5]

Edwina has done her fair share of reality show

Celebrity Hell's kitchen
Celebrity wife swap
Celebrity Mastermind
Celebrity Come dine with me on 2 occasions
Strictly come dancing
Celebrity stars in their Eyes.
Celebrity Coach Trip

[Shaun]

No, the show going for 10+ years with zero changes to the format killed the show.

[coco the clown]

To many 'celebs' appear on the show
Is this really the best way to go
We want to see trials and maybe some fun
Not the same people getting no stars or one
All they are there for is furthering their careers
And if course we get swearing and the usual tears
These overblown stars are not such big hits
Despite some of them have silicon tits
So reality game shows I give this for free
Why don't you listen to Waterhog and me?

Is that OK Stan?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by coco the clown

To many 'celebs' appear on the show
Is this really the best way to go
We want to see trials and maybe some fun
Not the same people getting no stars or one
All they are there for is furthering their careers
And if course we get swearing and the usual tears
These overblown stars are not such big hits
Despite some of them have silicon tits
So reality game shows I give this for free
Why don't you listen to Waterhog and me?

Is that OK Stan?

WOW! Despite the big 'Bozo' boots and the shiny red nose
You ain't nobody's Clown when it comes down to prose.

In fact, of us rhymesters, you may be best of the lot
Certainly the Star of the TIBB Circus Big Top

So I applaud you dear Coco my eyes all agog
But wonder; if you're secretly the son of the Hog?

[warrenhill]

There will be NO reality stars in the CBB house in January.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by warrenhill

There will be NO reality stars in the CBB house in January.

That's positively good news.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by erinp5

Edwina has done her fair share of reality show

Celebrity Hell's kitchen
Celebrity wife swap
Celebrity Mastermind
Celebrity Come dine with me on 2 occasions
Strictly come dancing
Celebrity stars in their Eyes.
Celebrity Coach Trip

Yes- With old Edwina, you've just got to say
She makes no talent at all go a long way.

Even in politics, when the Tories held sway,
She had one cock up after another in a Major way.

So all you Edwina supporters, please don't lose your rag,
But you all know this already, yet still call Kendra the Slag?

[waterhog]

love all the peaces above. you guys make me crack.

[sampvt]

If you look closely, you can see traits and actions that have been tried and tested in other shows seeping into todays modern reality shows. Even shows like Britains got talent and the X factor are rehashing the sick grandmother and the ''I live at home on benefits'' stories to tug at the heartstrings.

The GBP are suckers for a sad sob story.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by sampvt

If you look closely, you can see traits and actions that have been tried and tested in other shows seeping into todays modern reality shows. Even shows like Britains got talent and the X factor are rehashing the sick grandmother and the ''I live at home on benefits'' stories to tug at the heartstrings.

The GBP are suckers for a sad sob story.

Yep - I totally agree. They're all overplaying the 'sob story emotional factor' to increase votes for themselves. It's a bit wearing.

[erinp5]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Yes- With old Edwina, you've just got to say
She makes no talent at all go a long way.

Even in politics, when the Tories held sway,
She had one cock up after another in a Major way.

So all you Edwina supporters, please don't lose your rag,
But you all know this already, yet still call Kendra the Slag?

[aj2463]

It would be hard not to have reality stars on it, like everyone knows, Edwina has done more reality shows than anyone in the camp, despite being some sort of politician?

[coco the clown]

I think many TV viewers are hypnotised and where some of us see mindless drivel others see humour and 'real life'
I am so disappointed with all reality TV, St the beginning I had very high hopes, but its turned into self-centered morons grabbing air time, lowest common denominator regarded as talent
People boasting about having sex with famous celebs
If you don't laugh you might cry!
Still at least Nadia & Vicki are proving to be massively entertaining. (My medication is wearing off)

[sampvt]

Real celebs don't need this crap in their lives so we are forced to choose the dregs and desperates in order to get a show together. Sadly the stocking filler reality stars are there to create controversy but in reality, they end up running and ruining the show.

[coco the clown]

I quite agree their a lot of crap
Apart from Tinchy whom apparently can rap!

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by coco the clown

I quite agree their a lot of crap
Apart from Tinchy whom apparently can rap!

Yeah - Tinchy can apparently rap,
But as a 'jungle celeb' he's fecking crap.
For a supposedly cool and funky guy
he's as interesting as watching paint dry.

[waterhog]

i agree kirk - he can not come out of this good. any credibility he had is gone.

[coco the clown]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Yeah - Tinchy can apparently rap,
But as a 'jungle celeb' he's fecking crap.
For a supposedly cool and funky guy
he's as interesting as watching paint dry.

We now have 3 poets, that's more talent than in the jungle

I've laughed at Jimmy once or twice
But decided that he's not so nice
Kendra bores the tits off me
She needs to go, it has to be
Edwina is the strongest there
Even with bugs in her hair

[GoldHeart]

im sick of them putting in reality "stars" in jungle every year
and its the first time ive ever seen somebody soo hungry for fame that they would leap to another reality show even though the current show he's from is still on !!! aka Jake !!!

[coco the clown]

Under different circumstances Kendra and Jake would make an ideal couple
Both have very little real talent, both love being on TV, I think both would do or say anything to win
Imagine if they were a couple in there
Nobody else would ever get a word in

[GoldHeart]

Originally Posted by coco the clown

Under different circumstances Kendra and Jake would make an ideal couple
Both have very little real talent, both love being on TV, I think both would do or say anything to win
Imagine if they were a couple in there
Nobody else would ever get a word in

if they were a couple and if anyone dare dissagree with Kendra
Jake would jump infront like her meat head bodyguard with his thick voice saying "hey dont talk to my girl like that" ha ha while at the same time having a clueless look on his face not knowing what's happening they're both such dummies

but niether of them have talent and im surprised they haven't started they're fake showmance yet he's always groping the girls and when Kendra grabbed his face after voting him into her group i cringed
it was like more would of happened between them if the camera's weren't there

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by coco the clown

We now have 3 poets, that's more talent than in the jungle

I've laughed at Jimmy once or twice
But decided that he's not so nice
Kendra bores the tits off me
She needs to go, it has to be
Edwina is the strongest there
Even with bugs in her hair