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06-03-2015, 12:24 AM | #1 | |||
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Life imitates art
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What white lies do you tell
You know you get those people in the town centres asking you to sign up for something. Well they always come up to me and I always say I'm 17 when I'm 21 but I know they think I'm lying. I can't forget telling my family I'm straight
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06-03-2015, 12:40 AM | #2 | |||
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whenever tom asks me if i like his new tumblr theme and i say yes
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06-03-2015, 12:45 AM | #3 | |||
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Jessica Meuse was robbed.
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That I'm a guy, it always works.
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06-03-2015, 12:52 AM | #4 | ||
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06-03-2015, 09:36 AM | #5 | |||
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"I'm okay" when asked by somebody how you are.
No, I just can't be bothered explaining how I'm really feeling.
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06-03-2015, 09:40 AM | #6 | |||
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You know my methods
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i dont tell lies
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06-03-2015, 09:46 AM | #7 | ||
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Adios
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06-03-2015, 09:58 AM | #8 | |||
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Jemal
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"I slept at/going to my friends house"
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06-03-2015, 10:05 AM | #9 | |||
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There really is a Santa Claus..and pixies at the end of the garden.
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06-03-2015, 10:13 AM | #10 | ||
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Hundreds of times per day, I wish people luck and tell them that I hope their bet wins.
I don't hope it wins. I want them to lose. I want them all to lose. I like seeing their stressed, angry faces when they realise that they have thrown their money away. It gives me genuine pleasure... |
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06-03-2015, 10:19 AM | #11 | |||
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"What a beautiful baby" is probably the most consistent lie I've told over the years. Mostly babies under 3 months look like Winston Churchill. |
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06-03-2015, 10:20 AM | #12 | |||
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Probably just when people ask if I've alright I say yeah because I cba explaining **** to anyone. I don't really tell many lies though.
Although sometimes I probably over-exaggerate things like "I've not eaten anything unhealthily in like 2 years" when it's probably been like a week or so
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06-03-2015, 10:33 AM | #13 | ||
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But yeah newborns are ugly. Babies from 4 - 10 months are a bit cute. My second daughter looked like Hev from EastEnders when she was born. She was nearly 10lbs and had a fat puffy face, I found it hilarious. People thought I was mean when they were commenting on her newborn pics like "omg adorable, so gorgeous" and I was replying with "Nah she looks like Hev ". Last edited by Toy Soldier; 06-03-2015 at 10:34 AM. |
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06-03-2015, 10:36 AM | #14 | |||
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You know my methods
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06-03-2015, 10:47 AM | #15 | |||
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06-03-2015, 11:13 AM | #16 | |||
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yeah, I agree that babies are normally pretty ugly until they get to like 3 months. One of my friends had a very beautiful newborn though. I never thought it was possible, lol. I mean, I guess it helped that the baby was half turkish, so pretty dark and he had a head full of hair, but omg he was soooooo cute.
Also, the biggest lie I tell is that I'm straight, lol.
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06-03-2015, 11:24 AM | #17 | ||
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I don't generally lie, though there are a few very tame ones.
Sometimes if my mother tries to cook something I say it's alright even if I don't like it, also if she asks me if I like her outfit I say ya even if she looks like a box of crayons.
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06-03-2015, 11:27 AM | #18 | |||
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I Love my brick
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Interesting
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06-03-2015, 11:29 AM | #19 | |||
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Likes cars that go boom
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I'm as a rule painfully honest but my sis has this thing about her hair, so if she has it done and I hate it I say it looks nice.
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06-03-2015, 11:31 AM | #20 | |||
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"I'm at the bus stop now" or "I'm omw"
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06-03-2015, 11:44 AM | #21 | |||
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^ that's not a lie, just black people timing
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06-03-2015, 12:09 PM | #22 | |||
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07-03-2015, 01:02 AM | #23 | |||
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Jessica Meuse was robbed.
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07-03-2015, 01:05 AM | #24 | |||
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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07-03-2015, 01:12 AM | #25 | |||
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lmao
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