[waterhog]

chris you need a hearing aid WHAT ? 28.11.15



pick your battles wisely

this advice is ground

chris must heed this easily

as writing needs no sound.

i loved the denial

probably not meant to be hurtful

i think waiting is a trial

playing the intro is the rain that is purple.

even champs have error

but disagreeing is not a hard sting

no physical presence terror

confident is chris outside the ring.

onto the spanner

but tightened is this group

it was so right leaving susanna

thank you voters for the eubank loop.

have to finish very sour

no euphoria like "saving private rhyan"

pathetic and with out any power

hello brian.

[rionablue]

I was so excited when I heard Chris
Was going into the jungle
I said I'm sure I'll enjoy this
The posh boxer the camp will rumble
I like him but he's been quite bland
Not what I expected
So my excitement has now waned
And I am quite affected
His brains and brawn I don't dispute
He is a mighty fellow
But now I don't give any hoot
As he has been pretty shallow
I wish he'd told them take a hike
When he saw the clothes in there
This well dressed boxer I've always liked
Just didn't seem to care
He is competitive its true
I cant say otherwise
But Chris isn't the man I thought I knew
Disappointing in my eyes


Love RB xx

[kirklancaster]

A RESPONSE FROM CHRIS

I'm thorry if my conduct dithappoints
But your critithisms of me sthting.
I never enjoy putting nothes out of joints
Well - Not thince I left the ring.

Before you critithise my poor hearing,
You mutht first remember when
All you folkths were cheering
Every punch I took from Nigel Benn.

And ath for the way I dreth
Yeth, I mutht admit
I do it mainly to impreth
But it's better than looking sh*t.

Some of you thay you can't
understand my love for Lady 'C'
'Coth one's manly, rude and arrogant,
and then of courthe there's me.

Pleathe remember that I'm here
Because I want to win it
And I'm not weird or queer
I'm a boxther with the Bulldog spirit.

[waterhog]

rionblue - that's lovely but I see things different - if he had gone in and been all macho and falsy I would have hated him - the fact he is like this - proves he is a nice guy. in my eyes anyway.

I got to go to work. you have a good day and remember not on till 945pm tonight.

have a good day mate.

[smudgie]

Hmmmm, I first thought he was covering his back, then I thought he might be hard of hearing, but now I am thinking he is just colour blind.
He might mistake pink for purple etc.
Anyhow, he is not fussed on Duncan

[chuff me dizzy]

Chris is a proven liar

[Gusto Brunt]

Don't forget his name is Cwith
That's Chris with a lisp

He's boxing champ, the best
And he doesn't wear a vest

All man is our Chris, and Lady C knows
Watch as her love for him grows

Maybe they will marry and yet not
Lady C would never tie the knot

She's still a virgin and pure and white
And yet love does have sight

It's not blind as some people say
Oh hell, I just perish the day


.....AND SO ON, BLAH BLAH BLAH...

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

Don't forget his name is Cwith
That's Chris with a lisp

He's boxing champ, the best
And he doesn't wear a vest

All man is our Chris, and Lady C knows
Watch as her love for him grows

Maybe they will marry and yet not
Lady C would never tie the knot

She's still a virgin and pure and white
And yet love does have sight

It's not blind as some people say
Oh hell, I just perish the day


.....AND SO ON, BLAH BLAH BLAH...

[Gusto Brunt]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Cwith said purple and then said no
Maybe his boxing brain is working slow

'I said Duncan' said Cwith
With a hush-tone lisp

So Ferne got upset and then cried
Or was it Cwith deliberately lied?

Cwith stood firm and said it was not me
Before going off and having a pee!

[waterhog]

we are having great fun on this thread, ohhhhhhhhhhhh chwisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


loved all the poems. real made my day.